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First track of the The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope (German Version) (Single) by Bloodhound Gang released in 12th December, 2000. (C) 2000 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop.
Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell.
One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two
That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew
Not really realizin' the prize that's been begot to her
The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher
Genius with a penis the few the proud the me
I liked me so much I had to buy the company
Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck
I'm hard to come by like a straight guy workin' at Starbucks
Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized
Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognized
Mount Rushmore it? No ignore it can't rock with no big head
Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead
I am the Angel Of Def with my rhymes against humanity
Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity
The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope
It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope
Conclusions you drew proportions you blew
Lost son of Iggy? False bigger nose than Ziggy? True
Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my pop's name is Dick
Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic
Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes
Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes
Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class
One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass
Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke
I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do "Enjoy Coke!"
I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it
Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it
When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium
They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian
The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope
It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
First track of the The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope (German Version) (Single) by Bloodhound Gang released in 12th December, 2000. (C) 2000 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop.
Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell.
One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two
That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew
Not really realizin' the prize that's been begot to her
The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher
Genius with a penis the few the proud the me
I liked me so much I had to buy the company
Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck
I'm hard to come by like a straight guy workin' at Starbucks
Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized
Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognized
Mount Rushmore it? No ignore it can't rock with no big head
Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead
I am the Angel Of Def with my rhymes against humanity
Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity
The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope
It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope
Conclusions you drew proportions you blew
Lost son of Iggy? False bigger nose than Ziggy? True
Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my pop's name is Dick
Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic
Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes
Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes
Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class
One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass
Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke
I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do "Enjoy Coke!"
I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it
Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it
When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium
They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian
The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope
It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope







![Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (The K.M.F.D.M. Mix)
Second track of the The Bad Touch (UK Promo) (Single) by Bloodhound Gang released in 27th September, 1999. (C) 1999 Geffen Records, Inc.
Remix K.M.F.D.M.
Remix [Credited To] Sascha Konietzko, Tim Skold
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop.
Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals
That you should know about
Id appreciate your input
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet youll feel nuts
Yes Im Siskel, yes Im Ebert
And youre getting two thumbs up
Youve had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, youre out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time
Do it now
You and me baby we aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin horny now
Love, the kind you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
Small Craft Advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
Im Mr. Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, Ill show you mine
Tool Time
Youll Lovett just like Lyle
And then well do it doggy style
So we can both watch X-Files
Do it now
You and me baby we aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin horny now
You and me baby we aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby we aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin horny now
Do it again now
Gettin horny now
Do it now
Gettin horny now
Do it again now
Id appreciate your input Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (The K.M.F.D.M. Mix)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/o6fQ7oJrTJg/mqdefault.jpg)


