Uploaded January 2012 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Second track of the Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (Belgian Version) (Single) by Bloodhound Gang released in 12th September, 2005. (C) 2005 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop and Jared Hasselhoff.

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch (Ooh la la)
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna beat around the bush
I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna beat around the bush

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove (Ooh la la)
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna beat around the bush
I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna beat around the bush

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto