Uploaded August 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Breaking Bad: Heisenbear's Return

It's a story about Freddy Brown, formerly a stage performer known as "Glamrock Freddy" in a group of 4, turning from a friendly, overprotective, brownish orange, animatronic bear into a cold-hearted, meth-cooking, murderous husk of his former self.
Nearly two decades after a murderous rampage that left the group's owner dead, Freddy has returned to his hometown of Montgomery to find his former partner, Gregory Pinkman, now a recluse with a beard and grape-shaped brown eyes. While Freddy claims to have put away his murderous instincts long ago, the townspeople of Montgomery simply call him "Heisenbear", a homage to Walter White's nickname in Breaking Bad.
Unsurprisingly, Gregory doesn't take too kindly to Freddy. Instead of teaming up with him once again, he refuses to hide his own selfishness and carries on with his own drug business. While Freddy's ex-partner spends his time living in the basement of his mother's house, just as he claimed to have done with his past drug boss, Roxanne "Tuco" Wolfins, Freddy lives in a mansion and keeps a mobile meth lab on his porch. There's absolutely nothing about his new life that Freddy wants to hide away from the world. Even though Freddy still carries the scars of his violent past and has yet to prove himself worthy of Gregory's trust, Gregory refuses to call him a liar and breaks into his house. In fact, he dons a bear suit and begins to perform in front of Freddy, trying to convince him to join the group he now calls "The Meth Bears". While Freddy doesn't exactly agree, his lack of trust prompts Gregory to hide his meth business and only call him if he needs to make an emergency supply.

The rest is for you to see in theaters...
[most of this was generated using Inferkit]

Also thanks to the salami man himself for the hat
(I don't wanna @ so here's the link instead)
youtube.com/c/samalami

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I initially started working on something similar to this, the "Fuck you.... and your eyebrows" clip, after that one being the one most people voted for in a poll in a discord server
That didn't work out
SO
I decided to go with the next best thing
HEISENBEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah that's it
You may fuck off now