![[Black MIDI] The Cussing Chat (Crappy* Update) - 24.03 Million | Zenith Render @Atty304](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tIZcMtVYAAQ/hqdefault.jpg)
Uploaded April 2023 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
The Cussing Chat, named after a group chat I created with friends, is a Black MIDI specifically made for benchmarks. I made this as a joke MIDI kind of similar to Nettokatzen, created by Orangepaprika67 and others. It has a small note count, but high NPS at the end that lags most computers. I may create a comparison of my computers once I get more CPUs to test.
MIDI Information:
File Name: [Blacked by Atty304000] The Cussing Chat (Shitty).mid
Note Count: 24,035,543
Authors: Atty304000, Thinker AI (for Shanghai Teahouse note arts used in the MIDI)
File Size: 187 MB
Maximum NPS: 1 or 2 million
Download: In my Discord Server
Rendering Information:
Soundfonts:
Yamaha C7 Normalized
Grand Piano (Atticus CL-39)
1-Fantasy Piano
LSPModel KA275 Kayser
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Video was rendered with Zenith
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The Cussing Chat, named after a group chat I created with friends, is a Black MIDI specifically made for benchmarks. I made this as a joke MIDI kind of similar to Nettokatzen, created by Orangepaprika67 and others. It has a small note count, but high NPS at the end that lags most computers. I may create a comparison of my computers once I get more CPUs to test.
MIDI Information:
File Name: [Blacked by Atty304000] The Cussing Chat (Shitty).mid
Note Count: 24,035,543
Authors: Atty304000, Thinker AI (for Shanghai Teahouse note arts used in the MIDI)
File Size: 187 MB
Maximum NPS: 1 or 2 million
Download: In my Discord Server
Rendering Information:
Soundfonts:
Yamaha C7 Normalized
Grand Piano (Atticus CL-39)
1-Fantasy Piano
LSPModel KA275 Kayser
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Join My Discord Server:
discord.gg/ZSqCsGtHVK
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Video was rendered with Zenith
arduano.github.io/Zenith-MIDI/start
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![[Black MIDI] The Cussing Chat (Crappy* Update) - 24.03 Million | Zenith Render](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tIZcMtVYAAQ/mqdefault.jpg "[Black MIDI] The Cussing Chat (Crappy* Update) - 24.03 Million | Zenith Render
The Cussing Chat, named after a group chat I created with friends, is a Black MIDI specifically made for benchmarks. I made this as a joke MIDI kind of similar to Nettokatzen, created by Orangepaprika67 and others. It has a small note count, but high NPS at the end that lags most computers. I may create a comparison of my computers once I get more CPUs to test.
MIDI Information:
File Name: [Blacked by Atty304000] The Cussing Chat (Shitty).mid
Note Count: 24,035,543
Authors: Atty304000, Thinker AI (for Shanghai Teahouse note arts used in the MIDI)
File Size: 187 MB
Maximum NPS: 1 or 2 million
Download: In my Discord Server
Rendering Information:
Soundfonts:
Yamaha C7 Normalized
Grand Piano (Atticus CL-39)
1-Fantasy Piano
LSPModel KA275 Kayser
Join My Discord Server:
https://discord.gg/ZSqCsGtHVK
Video was rendered with Zenith
https://arduano.github.io/Zenith-MIDI/start")
![[Black MIDI] The Atty-Chlorobenzene V2 - 34.50 Million | PFA Showcase](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tL_inZThZcA/mqdefault.jpg "[Black MIDI] The Atty-Chlorobenzene V2 - 34.50 Million | PFA Showcase
This is my new MIDI of the popular song Anti-Chlorobenzene. This MIDI is strong, containing 34 million notes and a strong ending with over two million NPS and 7,000 polyphony. This MIDI was, however, easier to record than LCTPC, because it had less NPS (the former had over 3.5 million.) Therefore, the MIDI only took 30 minutes to record.
MIDI Information:
File Name: [Merged by Atty304000] The Atty-Chlorobenzene V2.mid
Note Count: 34,501,228
Authors: Atty304000, Erdembeyful, Acer, Thinker-AI, ZOTMIDI
File Size: 270 MB
Download: https://mega.nz/file/d3NxHbBS#5R2UCxCPlT5FUelmmOdFNPOp1cPLx_dnSUHhJmUULl8
Rendering Information:
Soundfonts: Giga Piano
Voices: 726,000
Slowdowns: 0.5, 0.25, 0.1, 0.025 (for the ending)
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![[TEENAGE GANGSTA DEMON] AUTOEROTIC PARADISE 100% | My Hardest Level???](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uNLDMRXDo6Y/mqdefault.jpg "[TEENAGE GANGSTA DEMON] AUTOEROTIC PARADISE 100% | My Hardest Level???
holy shit.
i could have cut my attempts (2282) in half, because about 1600 of those attempts were on a buffed and unnerfed version with minimal changes from the layout. the nerfed version only took about 400 or so.
unlike emily 2k24, this level was much harder for me, despite being probably an easy demon, because of the fact that the former is focused on wave, which i am very good at, while this has easily 10 30fps frame perfects and the end had to be nerfed significantly due to about 5 or 6 late deaths above 80% (80, 81, 84x2, 86, 89 are only the ones i can remember)
of course i might beat the original version, but it will be buffed and renamed to autoerotic hell, i just got very close to dropping this level multiple times and it required great perseverance.")
![[Black MIDI] 304 - The Song With 30,002,597 Notes | PFA No Lag](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/utB9Zs_tSss/mqdefault.jpg "[Black MIDI] 304 - The Song With 30,002,597 Notes | PFA No Lag
After about five hours of recording, my song that I have made for my father, 304, is finally released. It has 30 Million Notes and over 2 Million NPS in the middle crashpoint. It lagged one of my laptops for a minute because of its high intensity, and another for a whopping 33 before I forcefully closed the PFA application.
I will try to create more PFA No-Lag videos, and I hope they will be appreciated. If anyone could give me tips on improving my content, write a comment below.
MIDI Information:
File Name: [Blacked by Atty304000] 304, the Song with 30 Million Notes.mid
Note Count: 30,002,597
Authors: Atty304000 only
File Size: 229 MB
Maximum NPS: 2+ Million
Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Ox8xDmX3XkwvEzfWP2JKa_qz1P5Qas8L/view?usp=share_link
Rendering Information:
Soundfont: Yamaha C7 Normalized.sf2, LSPModel KA275 Kayser.sf2
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![[Black MIDI] Happy Hookup Birthday 535.52 MILLION NOTES // VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vlg6PZnj32s/mqdefault.jpg "[Black MIDI] Happy Hookup Birthday 535.52 MILLION NOTES // VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL
The loneliness epidemic continues..
This is one of the more unique merges Ive made. I just took most of the MIDIs I could find that arent synced with LBSFS / NON properly, but I edited them and made sure they were synced. For the MIDIs that were high BPM, I forced them into the merge. This is probably the highest quality merge of HHBD I made, in recognition of the single teens left to spend Valentines Day alone.
I hope you enjoy this merge; it is probably one of the more powerful ones Ive made.
Information:
Authors - Impossible to name; notable ones are @JAN23-TH , @ooo-pt1ru , @CarlosSMOfficial , @kumakki495 , @OPP03 , @orangepaprika67 , etc
Notes: ~535,529,000
Max NPS: 30+ million
Max Polyphony: 300,000+")
![[Black MIDI] 13700KF vs A17B (Hottie Wants Your Snapchat) Beta II](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/w9SngJdmTPE/mqdefault.jpg "[Black MIDI] 13700KF vs A17B (Hottie Wants Your Snapchat) Beta II
I increased the lag to about 3 hours... this is actually impossible. Im horrified of what the final MIDI will look like
Info:
Name: [Black MIDI] A17B build 2.mid
Notes: 246,594,717
File Size: 1.92 GB
Download:
Youre gunna have to wait for my birthday.")
![[Black MIDI] Attys 17th Birthday 242.25 MILLION // HOTTIE WANTS YOUR SNAPCHAT](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wC3L8eU7xEE/mqdefault.jpg "[Black MIDI] Attys 17th Birthday 242.25 MILLION // HOTTIE WANTS YOUR SNAPCHAT
Finally.
My last year of minority has come.
This is probably the strongest birthday MIDI Ive made and it has over 20 MILLION POLYPHONY?? This is absolutely impossible, its even stronger than Happy Twerking Birthday. Note that I forgot to add JadonMIDIs submission, but will add it too; the MIDI might have closer to 250 million once its done (known as Hottie Wants Your Snapchat F3).
List of authors:
Atty, JadonMIDI, Stickie002?, RBLXPea, Orangepaprika 67 (for the aua ah crashpoint), various authors for art and other crashes (NewFall 2025, Diamond Man, etc), and for audio blacking (Dasha Stogova), and probably like 60+ people Ive forgotten.
Im sorry for ruining the ending with aua ah community merge, but its supposed to make the MIDI sound more crazy and almost unpredictable.
Enjoy the (almost) final Birthday MIDI!!!")
![[Black MIDI] When Goyha Isnt Home: Killer Merge v2.0 - 59.93 Million | (Failed) PFA Showcase](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wLQAnpHcxZE/mqdefault.jpg "[Black MIDI] When Goyha Isnt Home: Killer Merge v2.0 - 59.93 Million | (Failed) PFA Showcase
This is a very heavy Black MIDI of When Mom Isnt Home, intended to be a sequel to When Atty Hated Swim Team.
Although it is not as strong as its counterpart, it took a very long time to record this video. In fact, it is so strong that I couldnt record a No-Lag showcase, even at 0.0001 speed! Unfortunately, there are some errors, but I will learn from them.
MIDI Information:
File Name: [Black MIDI] When Goyha Isnt Home - Murderer Merge v2.mid
Note Count: 59,933,859
Authors: Atty304000, HDSQ (for Base MIDI)
File Size: 468 MB
Download: https://mega.nz/file/9jVzxQaI#JVMX4JWZWtYGYTeVH9Q9PW4AmG3TO60yeQhdweilQ64 (DO NOT STEAL ARTS)
Rendering Information:
Soundfonts: CFaz Keys 3
Total Recording Time:
Speeds: 0.5, 0.1, 0.01, 0.001, 0.0001
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![[Black MIDI] Gay Farting (20)25 F2 36.8 MILLION (TROM REBLACK) feat. @Hydryi )](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wZEnqSefdOw/mqdefault.jpg "[Black MIDI] Gay Farting (20)25 F2 36.8 MILLION (TROM REBLACK) feat. @Hydryi )
The Rise of MUTEs, but even crazier. Enjoy 18+ update hell (and farts)
Credits to @Hydryi for the base. My 13700KF cant even pass this in 10 minutes...
File Name: [Black MIDI] Gay Farting (20)25 FINAL.mid
Note Count: 36,808,506
Authors (that I know of): Atty2K08, (Hydryi, The Wonder[WP] for the base MIDIs)
Download (break your pc) : https://mega.nz/file/f15C3TbL#wgplOb2bYexzClLkPM30RNKLpZ8Q2Trry5W4iIrr1Uw (credit me and the others)")
![[Black MIDI] Song For Elijah Community Merge Announcement](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wpvVtUp50sw/mqdefault.jpg "[Black MIDI] Song For Elijah Community Merge Announcement
I lowered the note count requirement to 10 million so people with lower-end computers could join.
Download link for base: https://drive.google.com/file/d/171zCaqQeLsyxc_DauD4IG5Na7fdMwzEY/view?usp=share_link")
![[Black MIDI] Gacha Farting Merge F2 249.88 Million](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ws5LTlcEHiQ/mqdefault.jpg "[Black MIDI] Gacha Farting Merge F2 249.88 Million
[made for my bffs 18th birthday]
Brought to you by Andromeda
Ive used this MIDI editor lately and its been growing on me. Because of its speed to open and edit MIDIs, I decided to finish off the gay farting series, thats right, I merged all of the compatible MIDIs into one. Its even synced (almost) correctly!
Merge List:
Gay Farting (20)25 FINAL (by Atty and Hydryi, buffed version of Rise of MUTEs) - 36.8 million
Gay Farting Nerf A.mid (Significantly nerfed version of the remake from 2024 or so, with ~70 million notes)
The Rise of MUTEs Final (The MIDI that inspired the gay farting series, lengthened to sync with other MIDIs) - 19.0 million, added in F2; F1 had 221 million
Gay Farting 25 brainrot merge (buffed version of original) - 75 million, most of it added
Goth Farting 25 (extreme tempo version of the original. I had to cut down the length significantly due to the sheer number of bars used) - 103.88 million, only ~13 million used in final MIDI
Filename: [Atty, Hydryi, fds, Thinker-AI] The GACHA FARTING Merge.mid
By: Atty, Carlos SM, Epretroll, BusiedGem, Thinker AI, Hydryi, fds, The Wonder[WP] (thank GF25 brainrot merge and GF 2025 for the stolen art)
Note Count: 249,881,386
Max NPS: over 23 million
Max Polyphony: around 80k
Download: https://mega.nz/file/Iz80FLKa#6ZVCE4B_cXyrXvoAfvHNyqvkpfkZjNsIO1nw5FIUp5U (221M version)")
![[Black MIDI Stream] Working on Shanghai Teahouse V2 18+ Update - Part 2](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wvr-_vDfBBc/mqdefault.jpg "[Black MIDI Stream] Working on Shanghai Teahouse V2 18+ Update - Part 2
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