Uploaded June 2013 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Now, we had this kid in the neighborhood. He liked to just devour himself constantly. The kid, being of dark complexion, rightfully gained the name of Puddin Boy. So whenever we'd see him out at the park or in the back alleys, we'd always shout to him, "HEY HEY HEY, PUDDIN BOY! WHY DON'T YOU GO EAT YOURSELF?" And then he would. Thirteen or fifteen times! And after he was done gnawing on his own flesh and bone, he'd let out this humongous gulp. That's how you knew he was satisfied.
Now, we had this kid in the neighborhood. He liked to just devour himself constantly. The kid, being of dark complexion, rightfully gained the name of Puddin Boy. So whenever we'd see him out at the park or in the back alleys, we'd always shout to him, "HEY HEY HEY, PUDDIN BOY! WHY DON'T YOU GO EAT YOURSELF?" And then he would. Thirteen or fifteen times! And after he was done gnawing on his own flesh and bone, he'd let out this humongous gulp. That's how you knew he was satisfied.
