Uploaded May 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago

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From their new mini EP Small Claims Court Out Now!
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Direction: Bike Thiefs
Videographer/Editing: Brendo Black

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ON TOUR!
May 25/22 Le Point Carré - Angoulême - FR
May 27/22 Supersonic - Paris - FR
May 29/22 Ak Shelter - Nantes - FR
June 1/22 Patronaat - Haarlem - NL
June 3/22 Mezz - Breda - NL
June 4/22 Kaffee ‘t Hof - Middleburg - NL
June 6/22 New Cross Inn - London - UK
June 8/22 The New Adelphi - Hull - UK
June 9/22 Retro - Manchester - UK
June 10/22 The Grayston Unity - Halifax - UK
June 11/22 The Shire Horse - Corby - UK
June 12/22 L’imposture - Lille - FR
June 14/22 Brin de Zinc - Barberaz - FR
June 15/22 Le Trokson - Lyon - FR
June 16/22 Disorder - St Etienne - FR
June 17/22 Kjibi - Montpellier - FR

LYRICS:

Tyler the Anglo expat
Lost a partner, gained a cat
Only pays the vet in cash
Part new money, part white trash
White trash

Oh, I miss the innocence
Oh, i wish we could be friends
i wish we could be friends
i wish we could be friends
i wish we could be friends
You’ll hear from my lawyers

Royalty of mall kiosk
Heat lamped dinner, freezer burnt heart
Get off my lawn, my Disney plus
Part new money, part wal mart
Wal mart

Oh, I miss the innocence
Oh, i wish me could be friends
i wish we could be friends
i wish we could be friends
i wish we could be friends
i wish we could be friends


i wish we could be friends
i wish we could be friends
i wish we could be friends
i wish we could be friends
i wish we could be friends
i wish we could be friends
i wish we could be friends