Uploaded January 2021 | Updated September 2026, 4 hours ago

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From their new album "Leaking"!
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Lyrics

Pam jumps off the roof
into a swimming pool
As far as I'm concerned
I'm john rambo until noon
yeah

Punches up my jokes
backflips into bed
As far as I'm concerned
I’m indebted to her whim

Lights up every room
with radon and perfume
Adorn with sleight of hand
and the theme from xanadu

My god
enough

I was a hockey dad
crushed dreams and coors light
I was a sycophant
I was a concubine
Once timeless in the 90s
now listless in a three-piece
I was at center field
Let’s not get into that

Pam claws at the door
here to take my job
"Why don't you love me
enough to hit me?
Why don't you love me
enough to sob?"

Oh christ
enough

I was a hockey dad
crushed dreams and coors light
I was a diplomat
I was a concubine
Once timeless in the 90s
now listless in a three-piece
I was at center field
Let’s not get into that
I was at citi field

Calling your father
for money
to grovel
to comment
to carpool
to side-eye
to sinew
a coffin
a climax
a payment
a reflex
a toothache
a defense
a road rage
a retake
a reflex