Uploaded August 2022 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago
"how long will he milk the ducks bit?"
Pre-order my comedy special here: veitch.me/a-shop/p/usd
Imagine that poster on your wall of the person in the military outfit (probably someone from the military) and they’re pointing at you and saying “your country needs you” except that poster is of me you can take off “your country” and add “I” and then add “to pledge” to the end so it now reads “I needs you to pledge” because we forgot to take off the s from need and once you’ve got that image in your head you’ll a) probably wonder why such a poster isn’t being sold and b) want to click the link above and pre-order what does not promise to be* the “comedy gem” of “the year.”
If you pledge I’ll make sure that you get to know where and when I film this thing (if I film it live) before I tell anyone else. You know, if you’re in the area. Currently swanning it** around the Netherlands so maybes here.
*(& in all likelihood will be far from)
**drinking chocolate milk which in the netherlands is (inexplicably but universally) loved.
kickstarter.com/projects/jamesveitch/james-veitchs-comedy-special
"how long will he milk the ducks bit?"
Pre-order my comedy special here: veitch.me/a-shop/p/usd
Imagine that poster on your wall of the person in the military outfit (probably someone from the military) and they’re pointing at you and saying “your country needs you” except that poster is of me you can take off “your country” and add “I” and then add “to pledge” to the end so it now reads “I needs you to pledge” because we forgot to take off the s from need and once you’ve got that image in your head you’ll a) probably wonder why such a poster isn’t being sold and b) want to click the link above and pre-order what does not promise to be* the “comedy gem” of “the year.”
If you pledge I’ll make sure that you get to know where and when I film this thing (if I film it live) before I tell anyone else. You know, if you’re in the area. Currently swanning it** around the Netherlands so maybes here.
*(& in all likelihood will be far from)
**drinking chocolate milk which in the netherlands is (inexplicably but universally) loved.
kickstarter.com/projects/jamesveitch/james-veitchs-comedy-special
