Uploaded January 2010 | Updated September 2026, 25 minutes ago

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Better Homes and Garden by SNFU
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Later on, when I get old I'm gonna buy myself a better home.
One that's better than where I now live.
One that doesn't smell like shit
And it will have a garden to!.
with tulips for me to tiptoe through.
And I'll keep my yard so nice and clean.
As not to upset the community.

I'll have you know, this is my only goal .
To have my house inside their centerfold.
I can see it now, a two-page spread.
In Better Homes and Gardens.

Oh! how I'd love to be in that magazine.
showing off my favorite recipes.
And removing rust from garbage cans.
This would make me the proudest man.
But it will take a lot from me.
For I can't even keep my own room clean.
I know that one day I'll see my face.
In Better Homes and Gardens.