Uploaded April 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
Some stories stand out more than others… 😅
From accidentally buying a canoe to swapping a cat for a scotch egg and inventing games like “Theft and Shrubbery”, these are some of the very best moments from Series 9.
Featuring inimitable host Rob Brydon alongside lightning-quick team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.
00:00 - S9 EP7 - Romesh Ranganathan: "When I was a teacher, whilst trying to explain a tricky concept, I accidentally locked a pupil in a cupboard."
05:38 - S9 EP3 - Alex Jones: "The first time I used eBay, I accidentally bought a canoe instead of a handbag."
09:30 - S9 EP5 - Rhod Gilbert: "One Friday after school, I swapped our family cat for a scotch egg and a smurf. When my mother found out on Monday morning, she made me swap them back."
13:45 - S9 EP8 - Henning Wehn: "I was once arrested by border guards for illegally entering another country."
18:56 - S9 EP2 - Gabby Logan: "I once had to give Alan Hansen a piggyback across a muddy carpark because he didn't want to ruin his new suede shoes."
23:00 - S9 EP7 - Tinchy Stryder: "Sometimes I pretend to have broken something in my house so that when a man comes round to fix it, I can play him at pingpong."
27:18 - S9 EP2 - Bob Mortimer: "As a teenager, I used to terrorize my neighbourhood with a game I invented called 'Theft and Shrubbery’.”
32:38 - S9 EP9 - Danny Dyer: "I have buried £1,000 in cash in a secret location in case I ever have to go on the run."
37:11 - S9 EP10 - Jo Brand: "Last year I ate my Christmas dinner in the bath."
40:40 - S9 EP3 - Greg Davies: "I once caused an injury to one man whilst getting a different man to say the word 'vegetables'."
45:54 - S9 EP6 - Sean Lock: "While travelling around Europe, my friend and I came up with a scheme to make money on the beach."
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Some stories stand out more than others… 😅
From accidentally buying a canoe to swapping a cat for a scotch egg and inventing games like “Theft and Shrubbery”, these are some of the very best moments from Series 9.
Featuring inimitable host Rob Brydon alongside lightning-quick team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.
00:00 - S9 EP7 - Romesh Ranganathan: "When I was a teacher, whilst trying to explain a tricky concept, I accidentally locked a pupil in a cupboard."
05:38 - S9 EP3 - Alex Jones: "The first time I used eBay, I accidentally bought a canoe instead of a handbag."
09:30 - S9 EP5 - Rhod Gilbert: "One Friday after school, I swapped our family cat for a scotch egg and a smurf. When my mother found out on Monday morning, she made me swap them back."
13:45 - S9 EP8 - Henning Wehn: "I was once arrested by border guards for illegally entering another country."
18:56 - S9 EP2 - Gabby Logan: "I once had to give Alan Hansen a piggyback across a muddy carpark because he didn't want to ruin his new suede shoes."
23:00 - S9 EP7 - Tinchy Stryder: "Sometimes I pretend to have broken something in my house so that when a man comes round to fix it, I can play him at pingpong."
27:18 - S9 EP2 - Bob Mortimer: "As a teenager, I used to terrorize my neighbourhood with a game I invented called 'Theft and Shrubbery’.”
32:38 - S9 EP9 - Danny Dyer: "I have buried £1,000 in cash in a secret location in case I ever have to go on the run."
37:11 - S9 EP10 - Jo Brand: "Last year I ate my Christmas dinner in the bath."
40:40 - S9 EP3 - Greg Davies: "I once caused an injury to one man whilst getting a different man to say the word 'vegetables'."
45:54 - S9 EP6 - Sean Lock: "While travelling around Europe, my friend and I came up with a scheme to make money on the beach."
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