Uploaded May 2022 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago

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Lorne tells a pathetic story to try to win over another catfish. Remember, Mama Gwen sends him money today, as an adult. Lorne thinks he turns into Steve Urkel when he hits the basketball court.

Here he pretends he chose to work to make money so Gorilla Gwen wouldn't have to buy him wife beater t-shirts and pedo New Balances in the 90s.

Thank-you Heelborne for helping me relocate this piece of audio.