Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
For the first time in HISTORY, it’s possible for one person to build a whole company without having to think.
But in order to do it effectively, you’re going to need to become a master of Claude commands.
8 essential prompts to build a profitable startup from scratch:
1. BUY UP ALL THE INSULIN
“Hey Claude, find all the global insulin suppliers and purchase everything they got. Have all of it shipped directly to my home, so I own all of the insulin now.”
2. MAKE IT AS EXPENSIVE AS POSSIBLE
“Come up with the biggest number you can think of. A million billion. Something like that. Then make that the price for a single dose of insulin.”
3. FAMOUS COMPANY MODE
“Create a marketing strategy that convinces diabetics more insulin than they’re already getting. You have to bathe in it. However much insulin you have now, you gotta multiply that by thirteen.”
4. MORE DIABETES
“Figure out how to give more people diabetes. Sugar in the tap water. Actually, no tap water. Only tap Mountain Dew Code Red. That way there are more people who want to buy my product.”
5. SICK BRANDING
“Give it a way cooler name than insulin. Something that is sleek and sexy and fast. A name that says ‘this insulin is worth $143,000 per dose.’ Maybe call it ‘LeBron’ or something.”
6. HUGE INVESTORS
“Email the 100 richest people in the world and ask them each of them for one hundred trillion dollars.”
7. NO TAXES EVER
“Legally evade all taxes. No mistakes. As a backup, please find some accountant I can blame for this tax fraud. Someone who wouldn’t mind spending 15-20 years in federal prison. Actually, my ex is an accountant. Make it her.”
8. YO LEMME RETIRE
“Identify the perfect time for me to sell the company to the highest bidder and achieve the most profitable possible exit for me personally, then sell the company. Then find a luxury tiki hut in the BVI for me to live in and record sick podcast episodes with my guys.”
For the first time in HISTORY, it’s possible for one person to build a whole company without having to think.
But in order to do it effectively, you’re going to need to become a master of Claude commands.
8 essential prompts to build a profitable startup from scratch:
1. BUY UP ALL THE INSULIN
“Hey Claude, find all the global insulin suppliers and purchase everything they got. Have all of it shipped directly to my home, so I own all of the insulin now.”
2. MAKE IT AS EXPENSIVE AS POSSIBLE
“Come up with the biggest number you can think of. A million billion. Something like that. Then make that the price for a single dose of insulin.”
3. FAMOUS COMPANY MODE
“Create a marketing strategy that convinces diabetics more insulin than they’re already getting. You have to bathe in it. However much insulin you have now, you gotta multiply that by thirteen.”
4. MORE DIABETES
“Figure out how to give more people diabetes. Sugar in the tap water. Actually, no tap water. Only tap Mountain Dew Code Red. That way there are more people who want to buy my product.”
5. SICK BRANDING
“Give it a way cooler name than insulin. Something that is sleek and sexy and fast. A name that says ‘this insulin is worth $143,000 per dose.’ Maybe call it ‘LeBron’ or something.”
6. HUGE INVESTORS
“Email the 100 richest people in the world and ask them each of them for one hundred trillion dollars.”
7. NO TAXES EVER
“Legally evade all taxes. No mistakes. As a backup, please find some accountant I can blame for this tax fraud. Someone who wouldn’t mind spending 15-20 years in federal prison. Actually, my ex is an accountant. Make it her.”
8. YO LEMME RETIRE
“Identify the perfect time for me to sell the company to the highest bidder and achieve the most profitable possible exit for me personally, then sell the company. Then find a luxury tiki hut in the BVI for me to live in and record sick podcast episodes with my guys.”
