Uploaded October 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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The good news is, at no point in this episode do Ben and Brian actually talk about the news. The better news is, they DO imagine what the world would be like if Chris Hansen and the band Hansen were the same person.

They are 400 years old.

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This is the 14th episode of our new podcast "Brian Wants to Do a Podcast." You can listen to more episodes available now for free wherever you listen to stuff! hyperurl.co/fdspodcast
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0:00 - Intro
5:24 - Ben and Brian Deliver the News
9:13 - To Catch an MMMBop Predator
11:44 - Patreon
12:59 - Bad News Poetry
13:48 - Alien Relationships
15:48 - Babies Are the Worst
17:17 - Cones and Prawns

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