Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
Oh lord have mercy.
Rules - Pay Day
- You start with 266,730 cash, but cannot earn any more.
- All units start on cooldown.
- Ubers have their cooldown reduced to 20% of their normal cooldown. This can go below the hard cap of 2 seconds cooldown.
- The following Cat Combos are ineffective: Accounting, Wallet Capacity, Worker Starting Level
This ruleset is a very generous buff to all Ubers, making them incredibly impactful for these stages. To compensate for this, the stages in this colosseum are completely and utterly insane and go way beyond the difficulty level that is expected for this game as a whole. There's a reason I'm uploading this run through where I have Cosmo as my one and only uber for every stage. It's to show how much easier having any suitable uber makes this colosseum because it's ridiculously difficult when you ignore the rule. Most ubers that are compatible for a stage will dominate it, as will the usual other broken ubers like Dasli and Dphono.
Like always, there are 4 missions for this Colosseum:
Beat Round 3 on 1-Crown - Rare Ticket x1
Beat Round 5 on 1-Crown - Platinum Shard x2
Beat Round 3 on 2-Crown - Rare Ticket x2
Beat Round 5 on 2-Crown - Dark Catseye x1
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0:00 - Round 1
You have a little bit of time to breathe with a Sleipnir before the stage sends in Puffsley's Comet, soon to be followed by Boraphim. Just as you begin to stabilize after defeating Boraphim and Sleipnir, the stage sends in a Darkjo, Tackey, and Puffzerker to put the pressure back on. Without Ubers, Bahamut is simultaneously needed for Boraphim damage and to take out Tackey or at least get most of the way there. This requires a decently large chain which I recommend switching to Slow Beam to accomplish as it buys more time to get Bahamut hits without Puffsley's interference. Take down one of the puffers and Tackey and you should be able to stabilize and win.
Recommended Ubers:
- Anti-Alien/Angel/Black Nukers
1:30 - Round 2
By far the most tame stage in this colosseum. I would be glad to see this type of stage outside of Colosseum. Hannya spawns immediately as the boss of the stage, followed soon by a Capy. Steadily, Gregories, a Symbiote, another Capy, Ursamajor, and Cumulus Gallus will join as support to Hannya. This stage is relatively straightforward even without ubers as you just need to stall out Newton's cooldown. Alternatively, spam ubers and wipe the floor with the enemies.
Recommended Ubers:
- Anti-Alien/Red
- LD
3:07 - Round 3
The main goal is to take down the Cosmic Cyclone that spawns at the beginning of the stage before Relic Bun Bun spawns. It's possible to lure the first Ackey in front of Cosmic Cyclone and take it down with Supercar, but I fail this here. If you attempt this without ubers, you cannot afford to fail this. Getting an initial proc on Cosmic Cyclone can be RNG and you might lose a couple runs to bad Seafarer procs, but Cosmic Cyclone will go down fast and Uril should be off cooldown just in time to deal with THE FOLIVOREAN. Hopefully Uril stays alive to deal with the Relics and Akus that spawn throughout the rest of the stage.
Recommended Ubers:
- Anti-Relic/Aku
5:08 - Round 4
This is the hardest stage in the game that isn't We'll Meet Again 3-Crown without EVA units. Early pressure from Angelic Gories and a Divine Cyclone makes it hard to stall for cooldowns and the boss wave of Scissorex, Kappy Jr, Medusan, Master A, Midnite D, Angelic Gory spam, and 2 more Divine Cyclones is simply relentless. There is no good non-uber answer to this stage and Cosmo isn't the best here either due to Surge spam. However, he's much better than nothing and you just need a few hits to take down some of the enemies and begin to stabilize.
Recommended Ubers:
- Anti-Alien LD
- Surge Immune
- Anti-Traitless/Aku
8:21 - Round 5
Daboo and Kurocroc combo returns with a vengeance. Instead of Zir Zeals and Cadaver Bears, this stage puts on more constant pressure with SBK and Zang Roo spam with some Lophiis and a Bore for early pressure. The Zang Roo spawn rate is slightly too fast for your Hblast to keep up with, but as long as you put consistent pressure on Daboo and Kurocroc you should take one of them down by the time the Kang Roo spam slows down.
Recommended Ubers:
- Behemoth Slayers
- Anti-Black/Zombie
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Music Used:
- Vs. Team Aqua/Magma Leader - Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire
- Vs. Gym Leader Piers - Pokemon Sword/Shield
- Vs. Ghetsis - Pokemon Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon
- Vs. Giovanni - Pokemon Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon
Oh lord have mercy.
Rules - Pay Day
- You start with 266,730 cash, but cannot earn any more.
- All units start on cooldown.
- Ubers have their cooldown reduced to 20% of their normal cooldown. This can go below the hard cap of 2 seconds cooldown.
- The following Cat Combos are ineffective: Accounting, Wallet Capacity, Worker Starting Level
This ruleset is a very generous buff to all Ubers, making them incredibly impactful for these stages. To compensate for this, the stages in this colosseum are completely and utterly insane and go way beyond the difficulty level that is expected for this game as a whole. There's a reason I'm uploading this run through where I have Cosmo as my one and only uber for every stage. It's to show how much easier having any suitable uber makes this colosseum because it's ridiculously difficult when you ignore the rule. Most ubers that are compatible for a stage will dominate it, as will the usual other broken ubers like Dasli and Dphono.
Like always, there are 4 missions for this Colosseum:
Beat Round 3 on 1-Crown - Rare Ticket x1
Beat Round 5 on 1-Crown - Platinum Shard x2
Beat Round 3 on 2-Crown - Rare Ticket x2
Beat Round 5 on 2-Crown - Dark Catseye x1
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
0:00 - Round 1
You have a little bit of time to breathe with a Sleipnir before the stage sends in Puffsley's Comet, soon to be followed by Boraphim. Just as you begin to stabilize after defeating Boraphim and Sleipnir, the stage sends in a Darkjo, Tackey, and Puffzerker to put the pressure back on. Without Ubers, Bahamut is simultaneously needed for Boraphim damage and to take out Tackey or at least get most of the way there. This requires a decently large chain which I recommend switching to Slow Beam to accomplish as it buys more time to get Bahamut hits without Puffsley's interference. Take down one of the puffers and Tackey and you should be able to stabilize and win.
Recommended Ubers:
- Anti-Alien/Angel/Black Nukers
1:30 - Round 2
By far the most tame stage in this colosseum. I would be glad to see this type of stage outside of Colosseum. Hannya spawns immediately as the boss of the stage, followed soon by a Capy. Steadily, Gregories, a Symbiote, another Capy, Ursamajor, and Cumulus Gallus will join as support to Hannya. This stage is relatively straightforward even without ubers as you just need to stall out Newton's cooldown. Alternatively, spam ubers and wipe the floor with the enemies.
Recommended Ubers:
- Anti-Alien/Red
- LD
3:07 - Round 3
The main goal is to take down the Cosmic Cyclone that spawns at the beginning of the stage before Relic Bun Bun spawns. It's possible to lure the first Ackey in front of Cosmic Cyclone and take it down with Supercar, but I fail this here. If you attempt this without ubers, you cannot afford to fail this. Getting an initial proc on Cosmic Cyclone can be RNG and you might lose a couple runs to bad Seafarer procs, but Cosmic Cyclone will go down fast and Uril should be off cooldown just in time to deal with THE FOLIVOREAN. Hopefully Uril stays alive to deal with the Relics and Akus that spawn throughout the rest of the stage.
Recommended Ubers:
- Anti-Relic/Aku
5:08 - Round 4
This is the hardest stage in the game that isn't We'll Meet Again 3-Crown without EVA units. Early pressure from Angelic Gories and a Divine Cyclone makes it hard to stall for cooldowns and the boss wave of Scissorex, Kappy Jr, Medusan, Master A, Midnite D, Angelic Gory spam, and 2 more Divine Cyclones is simply relentless. There is no good non-uber answer to this stage and Cosmo isn't the best here either due to Surge spam. However, he's much better than nothing and you just need a few hits to take down some of the enemies and begin to stabilize.
Recommended Ubers:
- Anti-Alien LD
- Surge Immune
- Anti-Traitless/Aku
8:21 - Round 5
Daboo and Kurocroc combo returns with a vengeance. Instead of Zir Zeals and Cadaver Bears, this stage puts on more constant pressure with SBK and Zang Roo spam with some Lophiis and a Bore for early pressure. The Zang Roo spawn rate is slightly too fast for your Hblast to keep up with, but as long as you put consistent pressure on Daboo and Kurocroc you should take one of them down by the time the Kang Roo spam slows down.
Recommended Ubers:
- Behemoth Slayers
- Anti-Black/Zombie
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Music Used:
- Vs. Team Aqua/Magma Leader - Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire
- Vs. Gym Leader Piers - Pokemon Sword/Shield
- Vs. Ghetsis - Pokemon Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon
- Vs. Giovanni - Pokemon Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon
