Uploaded May 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
The extremely rare unc*nsored original version of Toto's 1980's soft yacht rock classic hit "Africa".
The extremely rare unc*nsored original version of Toto's 1980's soft yacht rock classic hit "Africa".

![Jingle Balls (1969)
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Rare 60s doo-wop soul Christmas single by Harold Bawls and The Swingers.
Lyrics
[Chorus]
Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to rub my big b*lls in your face (Hey!)
Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to jingle my b*lls in your face
[Verse]
Slapping stupid h*es, to put b*tches in their place
Over my crotch you go, laughing cause youre g*y
Hands on b*ll sacks swing, grabbing wieners tight
What fun it is to rub and squeeze my jingle b*lls tonight Jingle Balls (1969)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Zf-S5hcPUJk/mqdefault.jpg)

![Super Hand VS Blacula (1982)
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This funk single by Stan Lee Hooker is said to be based on real events Stan witnessed during one Halloween with fellow singer and musician Cornelius Backhand Jackson.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
It was around the time of Halloween
When Super Hand saw sh*t hes never seen
He watched a b*tch climb out of a coffin
She was talking backwards instead of back talking
He noticed the b*tchs neck was bleeding
Then she started crawling on the ceiling
After he was slapped by a floating spatula
He knew his b*tch got bit by Blackula
Super Hand axed where to find the guy
No ones allowed to bite the merchandise
They say that castle is where Blackula sleeps
Just follow the sound of the smoke alarm beeps
[Chorus 1]
(Oh f*ck yeah) The pimp named Super Hand
He was one bad a** mother f*cker
(Oh sh*t yeah) The pimp named Super Hand
That brother was a vampire hunter
[Verse 2]
Super Hand went to Blackulas house
He yelled better bring your b*tch a** out
You got one of my b*tches knocked up
Shes expecting a bat boy in nine months
Come out that casket and get your a** kicked
Just then Blackula came out the bathroom
He held up a job application like a cross
It stunned them both but quickly wore off
Super Hand smashed the roof to burn him with light
But he was too black to burn like Wesley Snipes
Then his hand got bit by Blackula
But Super Hand laughed and said call me Smackula
[Chorus 2]
(Oh f*ck yeah) The pimp named Super Hand
He was one bad a** mother f*cker
(Oh sh*t yeah) The pimp named Super Hand
That brother was a vampire hunter
[Chorus 3]
(Oh f*ck yeah) The pimp named Super Hand
Better run you evil blood suckers
(Oh sh*t yeah) The pimp named Super Hand
That brother was a vampire hunter
[Outro End]
Oh f*ck sh*t b*tch, mother f*cker yeah Super Hand VS Blacula (1982)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/a8ZW8fh_iTM/mqdefault.jpg)



![Mother (1994)
Rare copy of the 1994 mothers day re-release of the 1988 classic Mother by Danzig.
LYRICS
[Verse 1]
Mother
Tell your children not to burn the ham
Tell your children not to wreck your plans
What they broke, what they spilled mother
Mother
Can you keep them from the cake tonight?
Can you hide the keys to daddy’s ride?
Oh mother
Father
Gonna take our daughter out tonight
Gonna leave you my world
Oh father
[Chorus]
Not about to cook tonight
But if you wanna spend the day with mom
She can show you what its like
Til youre screaming
Not about to clean tonight
And if you wanna spend the day with mom
She can show you what its
[Verse 2]
Mother
Tell your children not to call my phone
Tell your children leave the couch alone
Oh mother
Father
Do you wanna build shelves with me?
Do you wanna grill everything?
Oh father
[Chorus]
Not about to cook tonight
But if you wanna spend the day with mom
She can show you what its like
Til youre screaming
Not about to clean tonight
And if you wanna spend the day with mom
She can show you what its
Like!
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
Not about to cook tonight
But if you wanna spend the day with mom
She can show you what its like
Til youre screaming
Not about to clean tonight
And if you wanna spend the day with mom
She can show you what its like
Woah
Mother Mother (1994)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bgnQSOoZVb4/mqdefault.jpg)


