Uploaded December 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Recorded by Red Slime and Spider-Storm
Original "Baby, It's Cold Outside" by Frank Loesser

Lyrics Re-arranged by Red Slime & Spider-Storm

Batman portrayed by Red Slime
Riddler portrayed by Spider-Storm

Additional Concepts by Red Slime & Spider-Storm

WATCH BATMAN: "Red Lie" HERE! - youtube.com/watch?v=1VbDSberQT4

Content Rating: E

LYRICS:

[Verse 1]
I really can't stay (But, baby, It’s Red Lie outside)
I've got to go away (But, baby, It’s Red Lie outside)
This evening has been (Been hoping that you'd drop in)
So damn terrible I'll give you a riddle, the greatest of all time)
My butler will start to worry (What’s the hurry, Batman?)
Alfred will be pacing the floor (Listen to the Batmobile roar)
So, really, I'd better get jiggy (Greatest Riddle Of All Time, please don't hurry)
But maybe just a Batarang more (Put on a show while I laugh) (Hahaha)
The Gothamites might think (Baby, it's Red Lie out there)
Say, aren’t you my brother? (A plotline for another time)
I wish I knew how (Your eyes are like the bat signal now)
To break this spell (I'll take your cowl, your secret identity looks swell)
I ought to say, "No, no, no, Nygma!” (Mind if I destroy the city?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried (What's the sense of hurtin' my pride?)

[Chorus]
I really can't stay
(Oh, Bruce, don't hold out)
Baby, it's Red Lie outside

[Verse 2]
I simply must go (But, baby, it's Red Lie outside)
The answer is no (But, baby, it's Red Lie outside)
Your welcome has been (How lucky that you dropped in)
So terrible for this city (Look out the window at the court of owls)
Batgirl will be suspicious (Gosh your Batcave look delicious)
Dick will be there at the door (Waves upon the Gotham shore)
My dog will bite your head off (Gosh your gadgets are wonderful)
But maybe just a batarang more (Never such a evil villain)
I've gotta get to the cave (But, Bruce, you’ll die out there!)
Say, lend me your cane (The flood is up to your knees out there)
You've really been grand (I thrill when you fail my riddles)
But don't you see? (How can you riddle me this?)
There's bound to be talk tomorrow (Think of my lifelong sorrow)
At least there will be plenty implied (If you joined my side) (Laughs)

[Chorus]
I really can't stay
(Get over that mood)
Baby, it's red lie
Baby, it's red lie outside

[Chorus]
I really can't stay
(Get over that mood)
Baby, it's red lie
Baby, it's red lie outside

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