Uploaded December 2018 | Updated September 2026, 14 hours ago

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Merry Christmas ya fucken' cunce! Oldmate Scarnon is back for christmas yet again. Last year it was steamed hams, this year, he's singin' bloody Christmas Carols mate! Has the cunt gone mad?
Lyrics (mostly) by ScarnonCunce himself. Enjoy, ya legends, have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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I was starting to think I'd never get this out before christmas. A massive (but quickly passing) storm came through knocking over trees and destroying the powerlines near my house. Otherwise, I would have uploaded this 2 days ago. Shit happens.

Deck the Halls - Deck the House (with loads of chuck-up)
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer- Oldmate from up in Woop-Woop
Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Uncle Gaz is comin' to Cairns