Monarchy Rap Battles | (AUDIO ONLY) Smiledog.jpg vs Billy Mays. King Mewtwo Rap Battles. @monarchybattleraps | Uploaded October 2021 | Updated October 2024, 2 hours ago.
Check out/download this battle on Soundcloud: Coming Soon!
Lyrics:
Smile Dog (calm):
Hello I heard you were interested in a fight
I guess it’s been a long time since you had the spotlight
Vince Offers better products to help in everyday life
You’re often compared and unlike my teeth the things you sell lack bite
Played for a football team in university but honestly
If you played baseball instead maybe you’d know how to pitch properly
You kill ears with your delivery so b4 your verse gets heard
Stop while you’re still whole. Just spreading the word :)
Billy Mays:
Tired of stale horror setups that take themselves too seriously?
Hi, Billy Mays here for “Smile Dog’s Defeat!”
Lacking bite? I’ll bring the DualSaw and cut up your chain scams
Stick to running after mailmen instead of trying to run the track
Your young fans can try and act that with your powers you own, but
Take them away and you’re just Jeff the Killer’s fursona
And sure, back in the day you might’ve left some brains ruined
But if you were made today, you’d just be met with “what the dog doin?”
And I’m not done yet SD, cuz I got a limited offer
I’ll throw you a tasty bone if you promise me that you’ll stop
All of the killing and haunting and manipulation
Or I’ll turn the tables, and instead send YOU to damnation!
Smile Dog (demon):
Should grab the Ding King instead, man, you’re too darn frail!
(grrrr…) Those puns were cheap, did you find them at a yard sale?
You clown on my legacy, but allow me to rebuke
That the only time you’re the shit is when you star in YouTube Poops
Ruin your sleep worse than a heart attack
You scream at me enough on TV, why must I listen to your raps?!
Not even Orange Glo could clean the bloody mess left by your corpse
I’m done with Santa the Cable Guy—
Billy Mays:
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
Blocked your raps with Impact Gel, the world's greatest insole
Compared to other pastas, you’re the world’s greatest insult
But if you viewers are somehow interested in this simpering canine:
Simply rent Cujo right now, for just 19.99!
Cast:
King Mewtwo as Smiledog.jpg
You're already here silly
Mancha as Billy Mays
youtube.com/c/UBERocity
Crew:
Series created by: King Mewtwo
Written by: King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine and RNG
Beat produced by: Dansonn
Cover art by: M!CAH
Mixed by: King Mewtwo
Chiseled by: 01Tyler10
See you next time!
- KM
Check out/download this battle on Soundcloud: Coming Soon!
Lyrics:
Smile Dog (calm):
Hello I heard you were interested in a fight
I guess it’s been a long time since you had the spotlight
Vince Offers better products to help in everyday life
You’re often compared and unlike my teeth the things you sell lack bite
Played for a football team in university but honestly
If you played baseball instead maybe you’d know how to pitch properly
You kill ears with your delivery so b4 your verse gets heard
Stop while you’re still whole. Just spreading the word :)
Billy Mays:
Tired of stale horror setups that take themselves too seriously?
Hi, Billy Mays here for “Smile Dog’s Defeat!”
Lacking bite? I’ll bring the DualSaw and cut up your chain scams
Stick to running after mailmen instead of trying to run the track
Your young fans can try and act that with your powers you own, but
Take them away and you’re just Jeff the Killer’s fursona
And sure, back in the day you might’ve left some brains ruined
But if you were made today, you’d just be met with “what the dog doin?”
And I’m not done yet SD, cuz I got a limited offer
I’ll throw you a tasty bone if you promise me that you’ll stop
All of the killing and haunting and manipulation
Or I’ll turn the tables, and instead send YOU to damnation!
Smile Dog (demon):
Should grab the Ding King instead, man, you’re too darn frail!
(grrrr…) Those puns were cheap, did you find them at a yard sale?
You clown on my legacy, but allow me to rebuke
That the only time you’re the shit is when you star in YouTube Poops
Ruin your sleep worse than a heart attack
You scream at me enough on TV, why must I listen to your raps?!
Not even Orange Glo could clean the bloody mess left by your corpse
I’m done with Santa the Cable Guy—
Billy Mays:
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
Blocked your raps with Impact Gel, the world's greatest insole
Compared to other pastas, you’re the world’s greatest insult
But if you viewers are somehow interested in this simpering canine:
Simply rent Cujo right now, for just 19.99!
Cast:
King Mewtwo as Smiledog.jpg
You're already here silly
Mancha as Billy Mays
youtube.com/c/UBERocity
Crew:
Series created by: King Mewtwo
Written by: King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine and RNG
Beat produced by: Dansonn
Cover art by: M!CAH
Mixed by: King Mewtwo
Chiseled by: 01Tyler10
See you next time!
- KM
