Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
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Did you know that for the low, low price of $1.99 a minute, you can talk to an AI version of Jesus Christ? AI has come along so far that He's able to dodge the heaviest questions almost as awkwardly as a human preacher! With a smattering of briefly claiming archeological evidence for ahistorical events and getting scripture a bit wrong, let's call this one I tried so you don't have to. Seriously, don't do it. Dot.
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11:15 Bonus Jesus: Is Hell Real?
14:10 Original Sin
17:46 Is slavery wrong?
21:55 Contraditions in the bible
36:31 God's jealousy
41:02 Ahistorical Bible stories
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Go to groundnews.com/emmathorne for a better way to stay informed. Subscribe for 40% off unlimited access to world-wide coverage through our link.
Did you know that for the low, low price of $1.99 a minute, you can talk to an AI version of Jesus Christ? AI has come along so far that He's able to dodge the heaviest questions almost as awkwardly as a human preacher! With a smattering of briefly claiming archeological evidence for ahistorical events and getting scripture a bit wrong, let's call this one I tried so you don't have to. Seriously, don't do it. Dot.
All my links: bio.link/emmathorne
The new community swear jar for CALM: donate.tiltify.com/2a556759-e717-4750-81e6-1aa7d13f5b88/details
Join this channel to get stompid emmotes (see what I did there)
youtube.com/channel/UCBP1symGPqYIqi86gaXiX-Q/join
Captions by David Glennon: david@flcaptioning.com
PO BOX:
Emma Thorne
PO Box 78387
LONDON
E4 0HY
Timecodes:
00:00 Start
03:34 Meet the Jesus AI
11:15 Bonus Jesus: Is Hell Real?
14:10 Original Sin
17:46 Is slavery wrong?
21:55 Contraditions in the bible
36:31 God's jealousy
41:02 Ahistorical Bible stories
Huge thank you to my Colossal Quackers and Giant Chickens on Patreon!
Banjo Pishos
Bill Garrett
Brent Bartlett
Chaotic Quakka
dirtfixer
Douglas Steingraber 2
Dylan MacFarlane
Jaderian
Jeremy Buck
John E.
John newman
Lord Nibbles Dankworth IX
Mondotronic Midnight Movies
Nick Muggio
rae
Samandme59
Sean Hamill
Simping on Emma Thorne
Squeaky Fish 2
Alex the shy
Andrew
Andrew Rackstraw
April Washburn
Ben Eiynk
Bert Whitehead
Brian McKemey
Buddmeister2.0
CandyConsumption
Ceilidh
Chantale
Cinders
Connla "Chicken Maximus" Lyons
Coy Cadaver
Daniel Jones
Darren McHaffie
Dave Kircher
Dave Smith
Daylin
FalcorTheGinger
Farron Sutton
Flash -prez- Bluewolf
Jan Bojarp
Jason Runcie
jaxjanjy
jedidragonwarriorqueen
Jim Lathrop
Jo Ro
King Skippus
Laker Sparks
Lex
Lulidine
Maciej Kuchcik
Magic Mel
Manny
Matthew Green
Mattus McChicken Nuggetus
Mordlex 200
Mr Please Ignore Me
Mr Smeeth
NotMyselfThisTime
ohsosmooth
Paul McGinty
paul mueller
PaulM
Peter Kyrouac
razbitom
Rob Wade
Robin
Rosyna Keller
Sean
SIRIUSLY
smugb
The Shropshire Lad
Trent aka Professor Football
Valyrie
VinceWasSu
Willow the Wendigo
