Uploaded July 2013 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
PRICE DROP! ASS 2 DAD CHRISTMAS BLOWOUT SALE!
GET YOUR ASS2DAD SHIRT FOR ONLY $12 POSTAGE PAID.
U.S. ONLY.
(overseas $20)
Send $12 paypal to orders@douggpound.com
INCLUDE ADDRESS AND SHIRT SIZE
ONLY A FEW LEFT.
WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.
Featuring Brent Weinbach
Remix by Freemium Earbud Jamal
Lyrics:
Lavender jag, two gals in the back
Babbling, chattering, having snacks and a laugh
Hit a scenic overpass cause I have to ask:
Which one is bad enough to go ass to dad?
Same time last week, had a passenger van
Modified to fit fifteen amateur fans
Who thought they were battlin' for an album contract
They shouldn't have put their father's e-mails as their family contacts!
But now back to the sex session at hand -
It's like a lesson in tact -
It's best to state it as a question of fact.
And since you're stressin, I'm guessing that it's a yes and I'm jacked
To go from from your small intestine into your dad's and then back
Whoa, whoa, hold up, that's just wack
Is the world ready for ass to dad to ass?
As a matter of fact, maam, I'm shocked you'd ask
Let me break it down for you like a box in the trash
It's like the circle of life via alimentary tracts
It's elementary A sensory assault and attack
But if it's meant to be, relent and we can have a blast
Hit my mom's house and go ass to dad
Have a tablet - What's that? Alprazolam
It's magic, man, abracadabra, alakazam
Ampersand got a Hasselblad in my saddlebag
We could make a movie like Bob Balaban
Samarqand, Ativan, Fantasyland
Ram Jam, Black Betty
White molly and crack
But not Joey - whoa - Tony Snow, acid and smack
From Afghani ashrams, hash soft as ganache
Take a little and sizzle I'll drizzle glaze on this track
Holla back when you ready for that ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
PRICE DROP! ASS 2 DAD CHRISTMAS BLOWOUT SALE!
GET YOUR ASS2DAD SHIRT FOR ONLY $12 POSTAGE PAID.
U.S. ONLY.
(overseas $20)
Send $12 paypal to orders@douggpound.com
INCLUDE ADDRESS AND SHIRT SIZE
ONLY A FEW LEFT.
WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.
Featuring Brent Weinbach
Remix by Freemium Earbud Jamal
Lyrics:
Lavender jag, two gals in the back
Babbling, chattering, having snacks and a laugh
Hit a scenic overpass cause I have to ask:
Which one is bad enough to go ass to dad?
Same time last week, had a passenger van
Modified to fit fifteen amateur fans
Who thought they were battlin' for an album contract
They shouldn't have put their father's e-mails as their family contacts!
But now back to the sex session at hand -
It's like a lesson in tact -
It's best to state it as a question of fact.
And since you're stressin, I'm guessing that it's a yes and I'm jacked
To go from from your small intestine into your dad's and then back
Whoa, whoa, hold up, that's just wack
Is the world ready for ass to dad to ass?
As a matter of fact, maam, I'm shocked you'd ask
Let me break it down for you like a box in the trash
It's like the circle of life via alimentary tracts
It's elementary A sensory assault and attack
But if it's meant to be, relent and we can have a blast
Hit my mom's house and go ass to dad
Have a tablet - What's that? Alprazolam
It's magic, man, abracadabra, alakazam
Ampersand got a Hasselblad in my saddlebag
We could make a movie like Bob Balaban
Samarqand, Ativan, Fantasyland
Ram Jam, Black Betty
White molly and crack
But not Joey - whoa - Tony Snow, acid and smack
From Afghani ashrams, hash soft as ganache
Take a little and sizzle I'll drizzle glaze on this track
Holla back when you ready for that ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
To ass to dad to ass to dad to ass to dad
