Uploaded September 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Thanks for watching, this video was a quickie in between more serious content and was mostly made so I could try out using my own footage in a video which is something I’d like to do more of. I know this was a bit nonsensical (which, I admit, is not out of the ordinary for me) but I’ve got some trucking content up next for you truckheadz (that’s what I’m going to call you all from now on) out there.
Please disregard the following text if you do not understand it.
Alright, let’s get down to brass tacks here. As I mentioned in the last video description, you guys have GOT to stop it with the criminal activity and individually directed illicit behavior in the comments sections of the Yukon and Twokon youtube channels. The brazen and unashamed breach of not only United States, but international law I have seen in the comments will NOT be tolerated. I have even begun to see traces of gang activity and it’s really breaking my heart guys. I just can’t sit here and watch you all choose such a dangerous and lonely lifestyle. It terrifies me that you might not grow up and get the chance to die of something more respectable like fart disease or butt cancer…
*click* 03:52
MONKEY LOBE LOADING…… MONKEY LOBE ACTIVATING……… OOH OOH… AAH AAH…
MONKEY LOBE ENGAGED. MONKEY VISION ON.
Yeah….. It’s monkey time. I have recently discovered the “monkey chip” that was placed into my prefrontal cortex and, don’t tell anyone this, but I have been feeling an impulse to enter “chimpspace”. I know very little about it now, but if I can enter “chimpspace” then I can collect “monkey coins” to save up for the “monkey emblem”. The Doctor (he has been mentioned before on this channel) won’t sell me the “monkey emblem” until I have 45 “monkey coins”. I know this is mostly hearsay, but I have heard The Doctor and his Australian Trucking Business (you’ll see evidence for it on the last image) have gone under so he’s back to the “stu” (that’s what he calls it).
MONKEY LOBE DEACTIVATING…. STAND BY….. OOH OOH AAH…. OOH… aah…. aa…
Woah guys I zoned out there for a minute whoaaah haha I’m lightheaded like I got a head rush broo… whooahoahh I’m domed bro… I need to sit down…
But anyway thank you for watching this informative video of mine. I love to create this content for the sole purpose of its face value. Was that a lie? Up to you and your attention span! Also, (and keep this between you and me, alright?) yah mammah!!
MONKEY VISION OFF.
*click* 03:54
Sources:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_surface_marking
zutobi.com/us/driver-guides/pavement-markings-what-they-mean
mutcd.fhwa.dot.gov/services/publications/fhwaop02090/uspavementmarkings.pdf
gvnews.com/lifestyle/rules-of-the-road-what-do-those-white-and-yellow-lines-mean/article_e0c4a37c-7b41-11ea-bd8a-1792d268ff04.html
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ape_figurine_MET_89.2.227.jpg#/media/File:Ape_figurine_MET_89.2.227.jpg
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Monkey_holding_vessel_MET_me36_152_11.jpg
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Russian_Empire-1899-Coin-5-Obverse.jpg
epermittest.com/pavement-markings/solid-yellow-and-broken-yellow-centerline
nacto.org/publication/urban-bikeway-design-guide/bicycle-boulevards/signs-and-pavement-markings
Music:
VHS - Nothing But You -- youtube.com/watch?v=wVVh-n3AWXo&t=1370s
Location: Bottom of the Pacific Ocean
Date: June 4th, 19XX
Status: Emerging from Cocoon
*bubble bubble*
“Ahhh… it feels nice to be back among the living. Or at least, on the same planet,” he said to himself as his lab coat swished around in the underwater equivalent of a breeze. He readied himself to jump off of the sea floor and did so with such force that it caused an “event” to occur in China. Poking his head out of the water, surrounded by an endless ocean, the soon-to-be medical professional studied the sky above. Using the magnets in his brain, he decided to head east.
C
Thanks for watching, this video was a quickie in between more serious content and was mostly made so I could try out using my own footage in a video which is something I’d like to do more of. I know this was a bit nonsensical (which, I admit, is not out of the ordinary for me) but I’ve got some trucking content up next for you truckheadz (that’s what I’m going to call you all from now on) out there.
Please disregard the following text if you do not understand it.
Alright, let’s get down to brass tacks here. As I mentioned in the last video description, you guys have GOT to stop it with the criminal activity and individually directed illicit behavior in the comments sections of the Yukon and Twokon youtube channels. The brazen and unashamed breach of not only United States, but international law I have seen in the comments will NOT be tolerated. I have even begun to see traces of gang activity and it’s really breaking my heart guys. I just can’t sit here and watch you all choose such a dangerous and lonely lifestyle. It terrifies me that you might not grow up and get the chance to die of something more respectable like fart disease or butt cancer…
*click* 03:52
MONKEY LOBE LOADING…… MONKEY LOBE ACTIVATING……… OOH OOH… AAH AAH…
MONKEY LOBE ENGAGED. MONKEY VISION ON.
Yeah….. It’s monkey time. I have recently discovered the “monkey chip” that was placed into my prefrontal cortex and, don’t tell anyone this, but I have been feeling an impulse to enter “chimpspace”. I know very little about it now, but if I can enter “chimpspace” then I can collect “monkey coins” to save up for the “monkey emblem”. The Doctor (he has been mentioned before on this channel) won’t sell me the “monkey emblem” until I have 45 “monkey coins”. I know this is mostly hearsay, but I have heard The Doctor and his Australian Trucking Business (you’ll see evidence for it on the last image) have gone under so he’s back to the “stu” (that’s what he calls it).
MONKEY LOBE DEACTIVATING…. STAND BY….. OOH OOH AAH…. OOH… aah…. aa…
Woah guys I zoned out there for a minute whoaaah haha I’m lightheaded like I got a head rush broo… whooahoahh I’m domed bro… I need to sit down…
But anyway thank you for watching this informative video of mine. I love to create this content for the sole purpose of its face value. Was that a lie? Up to you and your attention span! Also, (and keep this between you and me, alright?) yah mammah!!
MONKEY VISION OFF.
*click* 03:54
Sources:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_surface_marking
zutobi.com/us/driver-guides/pavement-markings-what-they-mean
mutcd.fhwa.dot.gov/services/publications/fhwaop02090/uspavementmarkings.pdf
gvnews.com/lifestyle/rules-of-the-road-what-do-those-white-and-yellow-lines-mean/article_e0c4a37c-7b41-11ea-bd8a-1792d268ff04.html
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ape_figurine_MET_89.2.227.jpg#/media/File:Ape_figurine_MET_89.2.227.jpg
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Monkey_holding_vessel_MET_me36_152_11.jpg
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Russian_Empire-1899-Coin-5-Obverse.jpg
epermittest.com/pavement-markings/solid-yellow-and-broken-yellow-centerline
nacto.org/publication/urban-bikeway-design-guide/bicycle-boulevards/signs-and-pavement-markings
Music:
VHS - Nothing But You -- youtube.com/watch?v=wVVh-n3AWXo&t=1370s
Location: Bottom of the Pacific Ocean
Date: June 4th, 19XX
Status: Emerging from Cocoon
*bubble bubble*
“Ahhh… it feels nice to be back among the living. Or at least, on the same planet,” he said to himself as his lab coat swished around in the underwater equivalent of a breeze. He readied himself to jump off of the sea floor and did so with such force that it caused an “event” to occur in China. Poking his head out of the water, surrounded by an endless ocean, the soon-to-be medical professional studied the sky above. Using the magnets in his brain, he decided to head east.
C
