Uploaded August 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
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A friend of mine recently returned from a trip to Japan and lamented how serene and civilised their public transport was, unlike London's dirty carriages full of hooting, shrieking engineers playing music through their phone speakers, threatening each other and generally confirming all our worst prejudices, while taxpayers sit in polite sufferance.
One such enricher went viral this week for pouring milk over his head on a crowded tube carriage while chanting "SIX TWO". This is not British culture. In Britain, we put the milk in first, then we add the black man.
An optimist might think that he's integrating by conditioning himself to align with the lactase-persistence genotype common in Northern Europeans.
But no, he's just a nob. I dug into his background because I'm an incredibly petty man. He's self styled "rapper" and "comedian" J1 Uncle and has filmed himself dancing or pouring milk over his head in various London locations - in Lidl, on the tube, in Lidl again - to promote his rap song "Six Two".
People on social media asked "Why are men doing nothing?" What do you want us to do? Tackle him to the floor? He's covered in milk and so is the floor. I don't want to spend the rest of the day smelling of baby sick. And he's a mentally ill black man. If I fight him, I'm either going to the hospital or to Racism Prison.
Can't we just do whatever the Japanese did?
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A friend of mine recently returned from a trip to Japan and lamented how serene and civilised their public transport was, unlike London's dirty carriages full of hooting, shrieking engineers playing music through their phone speakers, threatening each other and generally confirming all our worst prejudices, while taxpayers sit in polite sufferance.
One such enricher went viral this week for pouring milk over his head on a crowded tube carriage while chanting "SIX TWO". This is not British culture. In Britain, we put the milk in first, then we add the black man.
An optimist might think that he's integrating by conditioning himself to align with the lactase-persistence genotype common in Northern Europeans.
But no, he's just a nob. I dug into his background because I'm an incredibly petty man. He's self styled "rapper" and "comedian" J1 Uncle and has filmed himself dancing or pouring milk over his head in various London locations - in Lidl, on the tube, in Lidl again - to promote his rap song "Six Two".
People on social media asked "Why are men doing nothing?" What do you want us to do? Tackle him to the floor? He's covered in milk and so is the floor. I don't want to spend the rest of the day smelling of baby sick. And he's a mentally ill black man. If I fight him, I'm either going to the hospital or to Racism Prison.
Can't we just do whatever the Japanese did?
Get a hair transplant from the place that did mine! https://elit.mobi/sXDR
Check out my Patreon for livestreams and exclusive content: patreon.com/leokearse
Twitter: twitter.com/LeoKearse
Paypal: paypal.me/LeoKearse
