Uploaded March 2024 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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Bandcamp: theretrofactory.bandcamp.com/album/the-boss-battle
One of my personal favorites that I've done so far
Original upload: youtube.com/watch?v=eHGw9WBHRPY

Original description:
The song for when you get stuck on a really hard video game boss

Since this song uses Alter/Ego, there is no vsq/svp/ust for it. However, I may distribute the instrumental if someone asks because I doubt AI vocal removers are gonna cooperate with this song.

Programs used:
Alter/Ego
Studio One 5 Artist
Procreate
Windows Movie Maker
Microsoft Clipchamp

Voicebank used: Marie Ork clean
Samples and midi from Presonus, Keep it Sample, and Element One

Lyrics:
[spoken] "Why do I hear boss music?"

Gathered all my XP
Leveled up all my gear
Overthinking my strategy
The boss fight is here

Slowly approaching it
Think of the loot I'll win
I read the online cheats through
This is what I'll do:

Singing my battle cry
As I aim for its eyes
Dammit, I missed
Its fury's all over me
Swinging my sword up high
Breaking it into shards
My health bar is now all gone
And it has vanquished me

And I need more XP
And even better gear...

Gathered all my XP
Leveled up all my gear
Overthinking my strategy
The boss fight is here

Slowly approaching it
Think of the loot I'll win
I read the online cheats through
This is what I'll do:

Singing my battle cry
As I aim for its fists
Dammit, I missed again
My gear is now all in grime
Swinging my sword up high
Dealing a brutal hit
My health bar is falling down
I shall not fail this time!

Singing my battle cry
As I chop off its spikes
I got its weak point
Its guts are all over me
Swinging my sword up high
Dealing the final blow
Its health bar is now all gone
And I have vanquished thee!