Uploaded November 2013 | Updated September 2026, 5 days ago

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The story of the Alpha kids and their struggle to succeed at nothing.

The song is from the free Homestuck fan album Land of Fan and Music 2! Check it out here: unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/album/o-land-of-fans-and-music-2-o

Characters: The Alpha kids (Jane Crocker, Jake English, Roxy Lalonde, and Dirk Strider)
Webcomic: Homestuck
Song: Alphamatic Replacement by Xander "Xauric" Wright
Program used: Sony Vegas 12.0