Uploaded November 2017 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Song by Parry Gripp
Artwork by Nathan Mazur

LYRICS:

All the nachos you can eat, yeah!
All the nachos you can eat, yeah!
It’s a miracle
It’s so magical
And they deliver them right to your seat!

All the nachos you can eat, yeah!
All the nachos you can eat, yeah!
They’re never running out
So stuff ‘em in your mouth
Nachos stretching into infinity
All the nachos you can eat

Not so long ago, there was no
All the nachos you can eat
But the future’s here, everybody cheer (YAY!)
For all the nachos you can eat
Now life’s complete!

Yeah!

All the chips all cheese
All the refried beans
All the onion and tomato and the guacamole
All the beef and jalapeño and the sour cream
All the nachos
(All the nachos you can eat)

All the chips all cheese
All the refried beans
All the onion and tomato and the guacamole
All the beef and jalapeño and the sour cream
All the nachos
(All the nachos you can eat)

All the chips all cheese
All the refried beans
All the onion and tomato and the guacamole
All the beef and jalapeños and the sour cream
All the nachos

All the nachos you can eat, yeah!
All the nachos you can eat, yeah!
All the nachos you can eat, yeah!
All the nachos you can eat, yeah!

All the nachos you can eat!