Uploaded May 2020 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
I REALLY miss the kiddos. This is my first music parody dedicated to all the moms and kids out there in quarantine. I miss your heads. Even yours Albert.
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Sing-a-long!
Well it’s done
No sippin’ Don Perg’non
Got no heads to suck upon.
The kids are gone.
Feeling malaise
Wiping evrything’ with Lysol spray
And eating jars of mayonnaise
Just trying to get thru another day
(chorus)
I’m just a louse
Don’t wanna be
A louse by myself
Anymore
Now they decide
They’ve moved the summer camps online
That’s when I was in my prime
I could infest up to 99
Girl Scout camp, Kachina, Texas, August 2012, 99 girls in 2 weeks. It was epic.
Now, no kids with co-o-ombs
They’re all at home
Just on their phones
Tik Tok drones
No shafts to ro-a-om
No heads to call..
To call my home.
Anymore
I’m just a louse
Don’t wanna be
A louse by myself
Anymore
Slumber Parties
Dance Conventions
Talent Shows
Messy Buns….
They’re all Go-ah-one
Written, Directed, and Photography by Whitney Cicero, The New Stepford
Starring: Johnno Wilson as Lice Man
Edited: Mark Lowrie
Piano : Sean Bart
Mixing: Carson Rhodes
I REALLY miss the kiddos. This is my first music parody dedicated to all the moms and kids out there in quarantine. I miss your heads. Even yours Albert.
LiceFreee! is the best lice shampoo on the product to get rid of lice and nits. Check them out at www.LiceFreee.com.
Sing-a-long!
Well it’s done
No sippin’ Don Perg’non
Got no heads to suck upon.
The kids are gone.
Feeling malaise
Wiping evrything’ with Lysol spray
And eating jars of mayonnaise
Just trying to get thru another day
(chorus)
I’m just a louse
Don’t wanna be
A louse by myself
Anymore
Now they decide
They’ve moved the summer camps online
That’s when I was in my prime
I could infest up to 99
Girl Scout camp, Kachina, Texas, August 2012, 99 girls in 2 weeks. It was epic.
Now, no kids with co-o-ombs
They’re all at home
Just on their phones
Tik Tok drones
No shafts to ro-a-om
No heads to call..
To call my home.
Anymore
I’m just a louse
Don’t wanna be
A louse by myself
Anymore
Slumber Parties
Dance Conventions
Talent Shows
Messy Buns….
They’re all Go-ah-one
Written, Directed, and Photography by Whitney Cicero, The New Stepford
Starring: Johnno Wilson as Lice Man
Edited: Mark Lowrie
Piano : Sean Bart
Mixing: Carson Rhodes
