Uploaded May 2022 | Updated September 2026, 4 minutes ago
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Upon finding and later boarding the USS Nixon Wade encounters his former police partner, former CIA operative Axel Backlane leading to a standoff on the flight deck. Can he still trust him? Does he have an ulterior motive or they can now work together as partners to defeat the deranged former Admiral? Can they nick two jet fighters to come after their greatest foe yet?
Wade Gunner is the greatest action movie never made. Why? Here's the story. Wade Gunner was meant to be The Ultimate action movie ever. Guns, buff guys, pretty busty girls, honor, bravery, more guns, car chase, jet fighter chase, evil terrorists, a nuclear sub, aliens, even a cyborg, you name it. Was going to have it all. So what did Deep Hollywood do when they learned about this project? They axed it.
Mid 50s overweight man in a fine leather executive chair, smoking cigar while a debutante actress massages his doughy shoulders says: - So why should I finance this flick? - Because it will be the greatest action movie that ever was and will be. - OK, I heard you the first time. But how does this make me money? One movie to end it all? No way. People should come back to the box office again and again to watch new ones we churn out by the droves. You know what they will do when they see the perfect movie? They won't watch another franchise ever again. And that means less money for us.
So there you have the story folks.
#synthwave
#action
#tommyleethomas
Download the EP in lossless quality for free here: alexnes.bandcamp.com/album/wade-gunner
Upon finding and later boarding the USS Nixon Wade encounters his former police partner, former CIA operative Axel Backlane leading to a standoff on the flight deck. Can he still trust him? Does he have an ulterior motive or they can now work together as partners to defeat the deranged former Admiral? Can they nick two jet fighters to come after their greatest foe yet?
Wade Gunner is the greatest action movie never made. Why? Here's the story. Wade Gunner was meant to be The Ultimate action movie ever. Guns, buff guys, pretty busty girls, honor, bravery, more guns, car chase, jet fighter chase, evil terrorists, a nuclear sub, aliens, even a cyborg, you name it. Was going to have it all. So what did Deep Hollywood do when they learned about this project? They axed it.
Mid 50s overweight man in a fine leather executive chair, smoking cigar while a debutante actress massages his doughy shoulders says: - So why should I finance this flick? - Because it will be the greatest action movie that ever was and will be. - OK, I heard you the first time. But how does this make me money? One movie to end it all? No way. People should come back to the box office again and again to watch new ones we churn out by the droves. You know what they will do when they see the perfect movie? They won't watch another franchise ever again. And that means less money for us.
So there you have the story folks.
#synthwave
#action
#tommyleethomas
