Uploaded October 2018 | Updated September 2026, 8 hours ago

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From the upcoming How To Alienate Your Audience episode The Blacklisted Animation Industry Insider.

Written & Performed By Zion Douglas
Executive Producers: Zion Douglas, Eric Pugh, & Brandon Nathaniel
Edited & Produced At Third Echo & 18th Studios
Based On Pink Guy's STFU

Lyrics:
[Chorus X2]
Alex plowed my mom
Please believe me
Alex plowed my mom
I heard it from some guy on YouTube

[Verse 1]
Alex Hirsch plowed my mom
It totally happened
I heard it from some guy in a YouTube video
He plowed Daron Nefcy
He plowed Dana Terrace
He plowed every woman in the known universe
I believe everything I hear in a YouTube video
I told all my friends
And they all believed me
So now we're on this massive hunt
To find out why
Alex gave everyone STD's
From Cartoon Network to Disney TVA
#AlexGaveEveryoneHerpes

[Chorus repeat X2]

[Verse 2]
Alex Hirsch shits in trashcans
It's true
I heard it from some guy in Nathan Philips Square
He plowed Ugandan Knuckles
He plowed Eric Pugh
He plowed Lightspeed in a maid outfit
He jerks off to Bowsette
Then he plowed my teddy bear
And gave him level 9000 super AIDS
His name is Chad Thundercock
Cucking everyone in sight
He stole my dream girl
So I stabbed him to death
I hate him with every fiber of my being
I hope he dies in a fire
I hope he dies in a plane crash
I hope he has some ugly kids that die from cancer
I hope he gets pregnant by Sonic plowing him
I hope he catches AIDS and dies the next day
And Dana has to see him get rolled into his grave

[Chorus repeat X2]

STFU (INSTRUMENTAL) - PINK GUY (re-prod. by onkz): youtube.com/watch?v=uNvUp20UFsI&
list=RDuNvUp20UFsI&start_radio=1

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