Uploaded November 2023 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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ever think how rad it would be to just be a cat. mfs chill as hell, u get rewarded just for existing. ppl praise u for the smallest things. all u do is sit around and sleep. if u wanted to u could attack stuff and you'll get away with it too cuz u just look cute af. no silly 'triple sync powerbounce' shit to worry about, who cares u went maxvel off ur quint lil bro ur a cat now that stuff doesnt matter .. u think cats care abt the speedshot or water jump not giving them a market gardener crit? nahh the cat just sits there unbothered by any of these stupid things 10/10 experience i don't doubt

did u know u can pick up the original half life for free rn to celebrate the anniversary or something go grab it it's good or so i've heard i wouldnt know tbh ive only watched speedruns of it

join this steamcommunity.com/groups/CultOfAirstrike
twitch.tv/tf2jump watch this

damn i got so lost in the cat rant i almost forgot to put music
1) Noisia & Phace - Program
2) Pendulum & Bullet for my Valentine - Halo
3) Dillinja - Silver Blade