Dozerbeatz - Mixing/Mastering ITB | Air Muscles In The Gym @Dozerbeatz | Uploaded July 2012 | Updated October 2024, 39 minutes ago.
Dedicated to guys with ILS (Invisible Lat Syndrome)
Script:
May I help you
Hello Mr. air muscle guy
What the fuck did you just call me?
Yes Mr. Air Muscle guy, you do look scary. hold up, let me move, out of your way, so you can walk past, big guy. Shit, you just lifted those 6 plates, on each side of the leg press, at a full three inches range of motion. Tell me your secret. Is it cause you walk around, flexed, everywhere you go. is it because, you have on, a tight shirt? What is that red stuff your drinking, must be demon urine. I see it gives you, fire for your lifts. may I but have a sip, of that demon urine also. How did you cultivate, such demon urine. Did you make a pact, with a demon, and he takes a piss in a cup for you, and leaves it, under the moonlight, but, which you can only retrieve, while being full naked. Fucking sign me up, for demon urine.
Are you fucking insane?
Mr. Air Muscle guy. I am your greatest fan, I watch in awe as you do things, no other can do. Your arms are 4 inches, from your sides, I can only speculate, its because your super huge, invisible back muscles, are in the way. How ever, did you put on your shirt. Did like, angels, descend, from the mountains, with, hobbits, by their side, and, instruct them to use, dragon spunk, and rub it, on your body, and lay you in the sun, to bask, and dry this shield of armor, you call a shirt? Sign me the fuck up. I want fucking angels, hobbits, and fucking dragon spunk, screw that, maybe if I actually, cut the balls off a dragon, and have freaking dwarfs, hold them over me, while an orc slays the sack, thereby spilling, pure, unadulterated, dragon spunk, over my torso, works better..
Look here,you pussy. I work hard for this body. I am not doing what you say. This is the way I always walk. Fuck off, or I will fuck you up.
If only, I could but attain, Air Musclemenship.I too, would cause the gym, to be in awe, as I curled 50 pound dumbbells, while swinging my hips, like I was screwing, a desert nymph..
Dedicated to guys with ILS (Invisible Lat Syndrome)
Script:
May I help you
Hello Mr. air muscle guy
What the fuck did you just call me?
Yes Mr. Air Muscle guy, you do look scary. hold up, let me move, out of your way, so you can walk past, big guy. Shit, you just lifted those 6 plates, on each side of the leg press, at a full three inches range of motion. Tell me your secret. Is it cause you walk around, flexed, everywhere you go. is it because, you have on, a tight shirt? What is that red stuff your drinking, must be demon urine. I see it gives you, fire for your lifts. may I but have a sip, of that demon urine also. How did you cultivate, such demon urine. Did you make a pact, with a demon, and he takes a piss in a cup for you, and leaves it, under the moonlight, but, which you can only retrieve, while being full naked. Fucking sign me up, for demon urine.
Are you fucking insane?
Mr. Air Muscle guy. I am your greatest fan, I watch in awe as you do things, no other can do. Your arms are 4 inches, from your sides, I can only speculate, its because your super huge, invisible back muscles, are in the way. How ever, did you put on your shirt. Did like, angels, descend, from the mountains, with, hobbits, by their side, and, instruct them to use, dragon spunk, and rub it, on your body, and lay you in the sun, to bask, and dry this shield of armor, you call a shirt? Sign me the fuck up. I want fucking angels, hobbits, and fucking dragon spunk, screw that, maybe if I actually, cut the balls off a dragon, and have freaking dwarfs, hold them over me, while an orc slays the sack, thereby spilling, pure, unadulterated, dragon spunk, over my torso, works better..
Look here,you pussy. I work hard for this body. I am not doing what you say. This is the way I always walk. Fuck off, or I will fuck you up.
If only, I could but attain, Air Musclemenship.I too, would cause the gym, to be in awe, as I curled 50 pound dumbbells, while swinging my hips, like I was screwing, a desert nymph..
