sn0wsh00 | Age of Empries: Definitive Edition - Campaign loss narration @sn0wsh00 | Uploaded June 2021 | Updated October 2024, 12 hours ago.
Alternate title: 20 minutes of a British guy telling you how much you suck.

These are all the cutscenes/narrations that play when you lose during Age of Empires' singleplayer campaign. This narration is only available in the Definitive Edition and was done by Michael Corby Gallegos.

0:10 Ascent of Egypt
3:38 Glory of Greece
7:27 Voice of Babylon
9:54 Yamato, Empire of the Rising Sun
11:29 Reign of the Hittites
12:31 The Rise of Rome
14:43 Ave Caesar
16:27 Imperium Romanum
18:30 Enemies of Rome
19:51 First Punic War

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