Uploaded June 2015 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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"Mr. Killjoy is a popular new toy that provides fun for all ages! He's huggable and lovable, squishy, smiley, and friendly. He also bleeds. And there's a dark story behind the tongue that lies in his head..."

Happy bedtime story.

...Or not. Seriously, this isn't the happiest thing you'll hear today o_o

I wrote a short story based on morbid self-fulfillment and felt like narrating it. (Really, I was just ranting one night how I wanted a living punching bag that you can beat up, kill, and bring back to life.) You know how it is.

Read the short story here: wattpad.com/138945229-mr-killjoy

Music from JewelBeat.

Let me know if there are any short stories or creepy pastas you'd like me to read! Please try to keep them under 2500 words. You can message me at my Facebook here: facebook.com/HeidiTabingVA