Uploaded August 2022 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
She big. She stronk. She sing a sonk.
Inspired by discussions of the snowponies' heartier, heftier cousins to the extreme north, and maybe a little light bullying towards Ice Elation.
mp3 download available at:
https://u.smutty.horse/mioyelteyvy.mp3
Ugh, why Snowmare so teeny?
Like string beany,
Puny weeny.
Why not big and strong like we be?
(Especially like me be.)
See me stomp;
See me eat a rock.
Teeth so stronk in
Just one chomp.
Make my tummy kind of hurt, or
Maybe eat you for dessert.
Why you catch such little feeshes?
Little pony, me should squeeshes.
But if pony maybe share?
Maybe friends with tiny mare.
Why be scared?
Me no eat you yet,
Keep you, make you pet.
Feed you, clean you, treat you sweet.
Then one day me maybe eat.
Stop, me kidding!Why you running?
Pony no think joke is funny?
Just want mare to share some food;
Little pony very rude.
Tiny mare should be more nice.
Why be shy? She whiny;
Me not even bite.
Why she seem so frightened;
Me see see in her eyes?
Me so gentle, very careful, since she fragile, but
Little Pone explorer still act like a massive grump.
Even call me names
Like “you a stinky giant.”
And just because it true
Don’t mean that it polite.
Call me abominable.
I’m in that dominant role.
I’ve got a mane full of beads made of
Copper and gold.
You and your flock huddle up
While I’m stalking the cold,
‘Cause even windigos
Run away when I walk in the do’.
Because I’m built like leviathan;
Kill you ain’t even trying.
I got a flow that’s so high up
That ponies call me Goliath.
And when I spit it goes silent;
These critters skittering, hidin,’
So you stay quiet and humble,
Because this bumble’s a giant.
Pony call me an amazon,
But me faster and very strong.
Smash a wolf pack, a sabercat;
Me the master of mastodons.
Got a club that me like to swing,
Made of trunk of an evergreen.
Any trouble me stumble upon
Me crush like a centipede!
When they sniffing a scent of me
All me enemies shivering.
Me do battle with anything;
Yak and dragon so scared of me.
Little mare do not need to be;
Me like cousin but bigger, see?
Maybe tease, but me never eat;
Happy see you come visit me.
Maybe back to me cave?
Me have a shark mare can eat.
Me been saving for little friend,
Keep it frozen for weeks.
It little stinky but that ok;
Meat is best when a little gray.
Make you stronk like abominable,
And mare grow so bigger, eh?
Make your hair grow so thicker,
So mare is warm in a blizzard.
Fur so wooly and fluffy
That friend will sweat in the winter.
We eat and drink up me homebrew:
Lichen liquor; me show you
Make you happy, and after maybe,
We try out some snu snu?
Call me abominable.
I’m in that dominant role.
I’ve got a mane full of beads made of
Copper and gold.
You and your flock huddle up
While I’m stalking the cold,
‘Cause even windigos
Run away when I walk in the do’.
Because I’m built like leviathan;
Kill you ain’t even trying.
I got a flow that’s so high up
That ponies call me Goliath.
And when I spit it goes silent;
These critters skittering, hidin,’
So you stay quiet and humble,
Because this bumble’s a giant.
So… we go back to me cave and eat shark, little friend? And me give lichen drink? Very warm, good for get in snu snu mood. Oh! Ok ok, no snu snu; no snu snu. No, no, is fine. Is fine no snu snu…is hard life be abominable. Little mares never want snu snu...
She big. She stronk. She sing a sonk.
Inspired by discussions of the snowponies' heartier, heftier cousins to the extreme north, and maybe a little light bullying towards Ice Elation.
mp3 download available at:
https://u.smutty.horse/mioyelteyvy.mp3
Ugh, why Snowmare so teeny?
Like string beany,
Puny weeny.
Why not big and strong like we be?
(Especially like me be.)
See me stomp;
See me eat a rock.
Teeth so stronk in
Just one chomp.
Make my tummy kind of hurt, or
Maybe eat you for dessert.
Why you catch such little feeshes?
Little pony, me should squeeshes.
But if pony maybe share?
Maybe friends with tiny mare.
Why be scared?
Me no eat you yet,
Keep you, make you pet.
Feed you, clean you, treat you sweet.
Then one day me maybe eat.
Stop, me kidding!Why you running?
Pony no think joke is funny?
Just want mare to share some food;
Little pony very rude.
Tiny mare should be more nice.
Why be shy? She whiny;
Me not even bite.
Why she seem so frightened;
Me see see in her eyes?
Me so gentle, very careful, since she fragile, but
Little Pone explorer still act like a massive grump.
Even call me names
Like “you a stinky giant.”
And just because it true
Don’t mean that it polite.
Call me abominable.
I’m in that dominant role.
I’ve got a mane full of beads made of
Copper and gold.
You and your flock huddle up
While I’m stalking the cold,
‘Cause even windigos
Run away when I walk in the do’.
Because I’m built like leviathan;
Kill you ain’t even trying.
I got a flow that’s so high up
That ponies call me Goliath.
And when I spit it goes silent;
These critters skittering, hidin,’
So you stay quiet and humble,
Because this bumble’s a giant.
Pony call me an amazon,
But me faster and very strong.
Smash a wolf pack, a sabercat;
Me the master of mastodons.
Got a club that me like to swing,
Made of trunk of an evergreen.
Any trouble me stumble upon
Me crush like a centipede!
When they sniffing a scent of me
All me enemies shivering.
Me do battle with anything;
Yak and dragon so scared of me.
Little mare do not need to be;
Me like cousin but bigger, see?
Maybe tease, but me never eat;
Happy see you come visit me.
Maybe back to me cave?
Me have a shark mare can eat.
Me been saving for little friend,
Keep it frozen for weeks.
It little stinky but that ok;
Meat is best when a little gray.
Make you stronk like abominable,
And mare grow so bigger, eh?
Make your hair grow so thicker,
So mare is warm in a blizzard.
Fur so wooly and fluffy
That friend will sweat in the winter.
We eat and drink up me homebrew:
Lichen liquor; me show you
Make you happy, and after maybe,
We try out some snu snu?
Call me abominable.
I’m in that dominant role.
I’ve got a mane full of beads made of
Copper and gold.
You and your flock huddle up
While I’m stalking the cold,
‘Cause even windigos
Run away when I walk in the do’.
Because I’m built like leviathan;
Kill you ain’t even trying.
I got a flow that’s so high up
That ponies call me Goliath.
And when I spit it goes silent;
These critters skittering, hidin,’
So you stay quiet and humble,
Because this bumble’s a giant.
So… we go back to me cave and eat shark, little friend? And me give lichen drink? Very warm, good for get in snu snu mood. Oh! Ok ok, no snu snu; no snu snu. No, no, is fine. Is fine no snu snu…is hard life be abominable. Little mares never want snu snu...
