Uploaded February 2019 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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I haven't been feeling too well recently, so I decided to make a sub to take my mind off things.
It actually worked.

Music: Fucking Guess ~ Reversed

Affirmations
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I possess a bottle containing pills that give whoever consumes them a random ability
You possess a bottle containing pills that give whoever consumes them a random ability
The bottle I possess contains 50 ability roulette pills
The bottle you possess contains 50 ability roulette pills
Each pill gives a person who consumes them 1 random ability
Each pill gives a person who consumes them 1 random ability
The pills in the bottle I possess are moderately sized
The pills in the bottle you possess are moderately sized
The pills in the bottle I possess are violet, and green colored
The pills in the bottle you possess are violet, and green colored
People can take as many pills as they want and not get sick
People can take as many pills as they want and not get sick
I can even feed the pills in my bottle to animals
You can even feed the pills in your bottle to animals
The pills in my bottle also act as anxiety meds
The pills in your bottle also act as anxiety meds
Nobody can get addicted to the ability roulette pills
Nobody can get addicted to the ability roulette pills
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Take your daily dose of this subliminal with water.

(I DO NOT OWN THE PICTURE)