Uploaded February 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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I recently came out to refill the bird feeders—a ritual that I happen to do every day at FLOCK, when all of a sudden my nose was met by the strong, pungent and unmistakable smell of...alcohol. Alcohol?!? The fraternities are at least a half hour away; and I didn't think any unexpected guests were boozing around the birdfeeders—so what gives?!? In enters SLIME FLUX.