Uploaded April 2014 | Updated September 2026, 9 hours ago
A Toast to Joffrey #MakingtheEight Co-Produced by Nathan Cox and Area of Defect.
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CAST
Hodor: Gabe Conroy
Joffrey: Jordan Melin
CREW:
Written by: Nathan Cox (@CoxThoughts) w/ Andrew Davison (@invaderkrag) &KDH
Performed By: Nathan Cox, Andrew Davison, Kyle Danger Henick, and the H31P
Audio Tracked by: Kyle Levien- youtube.com/user/keyeul
Mixed and Mastered by Marc Ecclefield
Original Beat Produced By David "D.J. Heartattack" Dees
Filmed and edited by: Kyle Levien
Production Designer: Alison Lührs
Wardrobe: Kayla "LilFidget" Gibson
Gaffer: Bill Woodland
SPECIAL THANKS TO:
Jack Gleeson
Art "Grip Clip" Reynolds
Peter "Splicer" Spicer
Brynn "BrynnO" Ogilvie
Lyrics
Whether it's been 18 years since you read Game of Thrones
Or just three seasons he's been chilling your bones
Only one character deserves your undivided hate
And now at long last he has met his fate
His wedding began and then his life stopped abrupt
For someone had the courage to put something in his cup
He dropped to the floor and clutched at his throat
It's the best damn death that Martin ever wrote.
So everyone raise a glass
Now this is a wedding we can celebrate
We're rid of that pain in the ass
'Cause there's no worse person that I love to hate
No longer to wear the crown
Give us Daenerys or Stannis instead
The world will sing out loud
At long last King Joffrey is dead
His bullshit started early, dooming Mycah and Lady
Even King Robert knew truly that little Joffrey was shady (cat killer)
He could have given mercy instead of killing off Ned (Iced)
Then he had Sansa beaten, made her look at his head
At the siege of King's Landing, Joffrey hid like a coward
He had the half-man out fighting while he hid up in his tower(Half-Man!)
What an asshole, incest-born, twisted little brat
No wonder people loved it every time he got slapped
So everyone raise a glass
Now this is a wedding we can celebrate
We're rid of that pain in the ass
'Cause there's no worse person that I love to hate
No longer to wear the crown
I'll take Tyrion as king, and Jaime as hand (Too soon?)
The world will sing out loud
At long last King Joffrey is dead
Thought you were Robert the Second, More like Aerys the Third
Instead of Joffrey the First, much better Joffrey the turd
You don't deserve Sansa, You did not deserve Roz (rest in peace)
But the way you got fucked, I give a round of applause
Now you can burn in seven hells as they ring the seven bells
Hung in the towers up in Baelor's Great Sept
And now you hear us shout, let there be no doubt
the only happiness you brought was in death
So everyone raise a glass
Now this is a wedding we can celebrate
We're rid of that pain in the ass
'Cause there's no worse person that I love to hate
No longer to wear the crown
How 'bout Gendry or Hot Pie or Lommy (What the fuck's a Lommy?)
The world will sing out loud
At long last King Joffrey is dead
If you'd have just shown mercy you'd have seen the same
You could have stopped the war, you could have stopped Illyn Payne
Instead of being a sadist, use an ounce of wisdom
Now your name is cursed across all seven kingdoms
From Oldtown to Sunspear to Pyke to Flea Bottom
Every Westerosi cheers because someone finally got him(hells yeah)
But in no place more than in Winterfell's embers
Keep in mind Lannisters, the north remembers!
We all hoped this day would come,
we just didn't know how long we'd have to wait for the Stranger to take him
Now Catelyn's pain has become Cersei's, and her joy has turned to ashes in her mouth
The prince who lost his sword to a girl
The general who refused to fight
And the King who never really was
I'd have Hodor rule rather than Joffrey
He'd have twice the smarts and ten times the courage
All hail King Hodor! HODOR!
So everyone raise a glass
Now this is a wedding we can celebrate
We're rid of that pain in the ass
'Cause there's no worse person that I love to hate
No longer to wear the crown
I guess we're stuck with Tommen (Who the fuck is Tommen?)
The world will sing out loud
At long last King Joffrey is dead
A Toast to Joffrey #MakingtheEight Co-Produced by Nathan Cox and Area of Defect.
Availible now on CD Baby: bit.ly/1hGrdml
iTunes: bit.ly/1iRjBdh
Amazon:amzn.to/1m4iCff
Reddit: bit.ly/1gsBCwM
Facebook: on.fb.me/IOJH5d
Twitter: bit.ly/1bh2pvz
Twitch: bit.ly/1iAttMC
A.o.D. Bandcamp: bit.ly/1eX5ySF
CAST
Hodor: Gabe Conroy
Joffrey: Jordan Melin
CREW:
Written by: Nathan Cox (@CoxThoughts) w/ Andrew Davison (@invaderkrag) &KDH
Performed By: Nathan Cox, Andrew Davison, Kyle Danger Henick, and the H31P
Audio Tracked by: Kyle Levien- youtube.com/user/keyeul
Mixed and Mastered by Marc Ecclefield
Original Beat Produced By David "D.J. Heartattack" Dees
Filmed and edited by: Kyle Levien
Production Designer: Alison Lührs
Wardrobe: Kayla "LilFidget" Gibson
Gaffer: Bill Woodland
SPECIAL THANKS TO:
Jack Gleeson
Art "Grip Clip" Reynolds
Peter "Splicer" Spicer
Brynn "BrynnO" Ogilvie
Lyrics
Whether it's been 18 years since you read Game of Thrones
Or just three seasons he's been chilling your bones
Only one character deserves your undivided hate
And now at long last he has met his fate
His wedding began and then his life stopped abrupt
For someone had the courage to put something in his cup
He dropped to the floor and clutched at his throat
It's the best damn death that Martin ever wrote.
So everyone raise a glass
Now this is a wedding we can celebrate
We're rid of that pain in the ass
'Cause there's no worse person that I love to hate
No longer to wear the crown
Give us Daenerys or Stannis instead
The world will sing out loud
At long last King Joffrey is dead
His bullshit started early, dooming Mycah and Lady
Even King Robert knew truly that little Joffrey was shady (cat killer)
He could have given mercy instead of killing off Ned (Iced)
Then he had Sansa beaten, made her look at his head
At the siege of King's Landing, Joffrey hid like a coward
He had the half-man out fighting while he hid up in his tower(Half-Man!)
What an asshole, incest-born, twisted little brat
No wonder people loved it every time he got slapped
So everyone raise a glass
Now this is a wedding we can celebrate
We're rid of that pain in the ass
'Cause there's no worse person that I love to hate
No longer to wear the crown
I'll take Tyrion as king, and Jaime as hand (Too soon?)
The world will sing out loud
At long last King Joffrey is dead
Thought you were Robert the Second, More like Aerys the Third
Instead of Joffrey the First, much better Joffrey the turd
You don't deserve Sansa, You did not deserve Roz (rest in peace)
But the way you got fucked, I give a round of applause
Now you can burn in seven hells as they ring the seven bells
Hung in the towers up in Baelor's Great Sept
And now you hear us shout, let there be no doubt
the only happiness you brought was in death
So everyone raise a glass
Now this is a wedding we can celebrate
We're rid of that pain in the ass
'Cause there's no worse person that I love to hate
No longer to wear the crown
How 'bout Gendry or Hot Pie or Lommy (What the fuck's a Lommy?)
The world will sing out loud
At long last King Joffrey is dead
If you'd have just shown mercy you'd have seen the same
You could have stopped the war, you could have stopped Illyn Payne
Instead of being a sadist, use an ounce of wisdom
Now your name is cursed across all seven kingdoms
From Oldtown to Sunspear to Pyke to Flea Bottom
Every Westerosi cheers because someone finally got him(hells yeah)
But in no place more than in Winterfell's embers
Keep in mind Lannisters, the north remembers!
We all hoped this day would come,
we just didn't know how long we'd have to wait for the Stranger to take him
Now Catelyn's pain has become Cersei's, and her joy has turned to ashes in her mouth
The prince who lost his sword to a girl
The general who refused to fight
And the King who never really was
I'd have Hodor rule rather than Joffrey
He'd have twice the smarts and ten times the courage
All hail King Hodor! HODOR!
So everyone raise a glass
Now this is a wedding we can celebrate
We're rid of that pain in the ass
'Cause there's no worse person that I love to hate
No longer to wear the crown
I guess we're stuck with Tommen (Who the fuck is Tommen?)
The world will sing out loud
At long last King Joffrey is dead
