Uploaded July 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago

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The song is to the tune of I Almost Do by Taylor Swift! I thought it had to do with the forbidden love in this book.

POV = point of view
TDA = the dark artifices
TMI= the mortal instruments
TSA= tales from the shadowhunter academy
Jemma = Jules + Emma
Clace = Clary + Jace
The extended beach scene = tmisource.com/2016/03/31/cassandra-clare-shares-lady-midnight-art-and-a-special-unedited-scene
The Red Scare = Look it up


LYRICS
i read this book in just eight days
No surprise, I gave it five stars
I've loved the TDA characters since TMI book six
Waiting for Lady Midnight
And on release day
There were a lot of feels

And I just wanna tell you
This is one of the best books
In the Shadowhunter Chronicles
Emma Carstairs is so feminist
And I hope you know that we explored the parabatai bond
And it was really frustrating
I ship Jemma so hard
(The LA Institute is so cool)
(I ship Jemma so hard)

I bet you thought I wouldn't mention Cristina Rosales
But she had a cool religious background with the Angel
(Perfect Diego was pretty cool too)
I loved the controversy of the Cold Peace
It reminded me of the Red Scare
The Clave is a prejudiced bitch
(omg poor Helen)

And I just love the Blackthorns
Ty is autistic and Dru rocks those curves
(yes girl)
And Emma was born a shadowhunter and I really love that
We got a new POV and she was kick butt
and not a virgin (like every other female protagonist)

Now we don't need condoms in the demon realm (Jace)
Let's talk about the safe sex runes
And I confess, babe
I read the extended beach scene, no shame
You're asking me if I'm ready for lord of shadows/book two
By the Angel, no way!

And how do i make Jemma happen
i can't find a frickin loop hole
I read all the fan fic
And the Blackthorns really do not like authority
And I'm so sad about Emma's parents
Malcom is a wannabe. Malcolm is a Magnus wannabe.

I bet you never read TSA when I frickin told you to
The Clace chapter at the end, I am not okay
I love that Julian paints, He is such a mom
The last line of the book is, "Why Lie?" and that just about killed me

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