Uploaded August 2021 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Having played Noita for hundreds of hours since it first entered Early Access, it's only now as he wraps up his last few unlocks that Chris is ready to wax poetic about how Noita makes him feel.

Here's what the back of the box has to say about Noita: "Noita is a magical action roguelite set in a world where every pixel is physically simulated. Fight, explore, melt, burn, freeze and evaporate your way through the procedurally generated world using spells you've created yourself."