Uploaded July 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago

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Dear Friends,
James is a very smart engine. His red coat is lovely, and his vanity knows no bounds. But where does his vanity end, and where does the real James start?


WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTS, AND FAST MOVING IMAGERY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Thank you so much to everyone sticking around. I hope this short can breathe new life on my dying channel, as well as shed some light on why James is the way he is.


























































































































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