Uploaded February 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Join us for a very special presentation of a musical gem from beyond the limits of the comprehendible universe. An recent archaeological dig in some foreign sounding country unearthed an archaic wax cylinder. The record was almost in pristine condition, despite its extreme age and the odd circumstances of its preservation.
An international body of scientific big shots and examined the recording both physically, ethnologically and contextually. By their unanimous consensus, we are now quite confident that we can present to you humanity's first actual audio sample of the dread Yellow Priest of the Great Olden Elder Gods. As if by way of a cosmic bonus. He seems to be accompanies by THE, THE Erich Zahn.
Whereas, the Yellow Priest's chants reveal that our future is our past, Erich Zahn's music is known only by notation, and even then in incomplete and highly adulterated form. No one can exactly translate what the Yellow Priest is saying. And all attempts to approximate the music of Erich Zahn are, well, let's just say they are the subject of on-going litigation.
Therefore, we hope that you will listen to the following recording with a spirit of openness, curiosity and awe.
Join us for a very special presentation of a musical gem from beyond the limits of the comprehendible universe. An recent archaeological dig in some foreign sounding country unearthed an archaic wax cylinder. The record was almost in pristine condition, despite its extreme age and the odd circumstances of its preservation.
An international body of scientific big shots and examined the recording both physically, ethnologically and contextually. By their unanimous consensus, we are now quite confident that we can present to you humanity's first actual audio sample of the dread Yellow Priest of the Great Olden Elder Gods. As if by way of a cosmic bonus. He seems to be accompanies by THE, THE Erich Zahn.
Whereas, the Yellow Priest's chants reveal that our future is our past, Erich Zahn's music is known only by notation, and even then in incomplete and highly adulterated form. No one can exactly translate what the Yellow Priest is saying. And all attempts to approximate the music of Erich Zahn are, well, let's just say they are the subject of on-going litigation.
Therefore, we hope that you will listen to the following recording with a spirit of openness, curiosity and awe.
