Insane Ian | A Comedy Musician Reacts | Culinary Conniptions by ThatLuckyPanda *HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME* [REACTION] @Insaneian | Uploaded January 2024 | Updated October 2024, 20 hours ago.
Insane Ian is a comedy musician and comedy music fan. This week he's reacting to "Culinary Conniptions" a mini-Insane Ian Tribute EP by @thatluckypanda_! Like, share, comment, and subscribe!

Original videos!

I Bet I Can Eat More Waffles Than You (Insane Ian Cover) - lyric video: youtube.com/watch?v=uBIVAKexv1I

Corey Can't Even (Insane Ian Cover - Audio) - youtube.com/watch?v=Y48LPXqcVHc

End credits song - I Bet I Can Eat More Waffles Than You by Insane Ian: insaneian.bandcamp.com/track/i-bet-i-can-eat-more-waffles-than-you-2

Pick up Insane Ian's new B-side collection "Smarm-Proof Lobster Cabinet" now as a CD or digital download at insaneian.bandcamp.com/album/smarm-proof-lobster-cabinet

Download two FREE comedy songs A WEEK at The Funny Music Project aka thefump.com

Pre-order THE BIOSHOCK EP by Insane Ian featuring guest appearances by The Stupendium, Beefy, & Twill Distilled! insaneian.bandcamp.com/album/the-bioshock-ep

Get the CastlevanIAN poster in this video at insaneian.bandcamp.com/merch/castlevanian-poster

Grab your copy of "Illinoise", Insane Ian's new album as a download or CD! insaneian.bandcamp.com/album/illinoise

Check out Insane Ian's Spreadshop for t-shirts, hats, & more! insaneian.myspreadshop.com

Insane Ian on Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/5ZKLpxT2HsUR14oYsjxNLH

Insane Ian's Patreon: patreon.com/insaneian

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Corey Can't Even
lyrics by Insane Ian
Music by Ben Stahl

Our department has a meeting today
But Corey can't even
And he won't listen to what our boss will say
Cause Corey can't even
There’s no more ink in the fax machines
And Corey can’t even
And he won't ever tell me what it means
When Corey can’t even

Corey can’t
Even deal with it
He can’t even say what Corey can’t
Even with this shit
He’s completely lost the ability to even

They ran out of ketchup at the McyDs
And Corey can’t even
And you refused a vaccine for that disease
And Corey can’t even
Playstation network is down again
And Corey can’t even
And the world blew up and now everyone’s dead
And Corey can’t even

Corey can’t
Even, not at all
I’m telling you that Corey can’t
Even, he’s too appalled
He is literally incapable to even

They took away McRib again
Hair is nothing but split ends
Got a splinter in his thumb
Coworkers are acting dumb
Hero foiled his master plan
Ring came off his pudding can
Godzilla showed up today
Car blew up like Michael Bay


He can’t even, She can’t even
We can’t even, They can’t even
You can’t even, I can’t even
Just can’t even, Can not even!
And Corey’s completely unable to even!

Corey can’t even, no no X4

Corey can’t
Even, no he can’t
He endeavors to can but Corey can’t
Even, he won’t adapt
He’s the little engine that simply can’t even!

Corey can’t even, no no X2

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