Uploaded July 2017 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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This morning when I was walking out my front door I spotted two cockroaches in the corner of my entrance hall. I picked up one of my Nike running shoes and went over to the little buggers ready to crush them when I realised they were engaging in hot intercourse. This got me thinking... Mr. Cockroach must have used years building his relationship with Mrs. Cockroach. He had more than likely given up everything just to be with his one and only true love. Now, he had finally managed to convince her that he is the right one for her and they are enjoying each other for the first time. Could I really take this moment away from them? No, I thought. That would be cruel. I put the shoe down and walked away, but right before passing through my door, it hit me. This sex was probably not consensual. It was rape. Holy shit. I had to stop this. Once again I grabbed my shoe from the floor and smacked it down on the two roaches repeatedly while screaming loudly. I could not let Mr. Cockroach get away with this and I had to
mercy kill Mrs. Cockroach so she didn't have to live with the terrible experience for the rest of her life.

Outro made by Samuel Aken'Ova
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