Uploaded December 2022 | Updated September 2026, 6 hours ago

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Ever want to spend Christmas listening to Lorne think he's talking to his fake girlfriend on his dirty Bluetooth? Want to hear Lorne talk about pissing off the side of his house by the bird house for the holidays? Want to hear Lorne make terrible jokes nobody laughs at? Here is your chance. Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Happy Festivus.