Uploaded November 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
A Christmas jingle-fied rendition of the classic song about life, love and restraining orders. Wow - it's been 13 years since we slung duvets over our heads and moved away from the mic to breathe in, old-school-style to record the classic track.
Thanks to the Gloomdolf the red nosed reindeer for bringing her usual awesomeness to the other half of the song. You can find more of her magic stuffs all over the place at https://linktr.ee/gloomdarkheart
Grab it from my Bandcamp here http://blake.so/christmas
ALSO available on
YouTube Music http://blake.so/christmasyoutube
iTunes: http://blake.so/christmasitunes
and Spotify: syntheticorchestra.com/christmasspotify
as well as many other places (1st December local time!)
If you like this song please, please, please share it with as many people as you think that would also enjoy! Lets get this song out there and mass listened to!
They call it creeping, I say loving, it's the only way for me
Filling out papers, signing waivers, but I stay outside their reach
I know your mother and your father and the first pet that you keep
I know your favourite place to dine at when your cheque comes in each week
I know you do your wash on Sundays and you separate your whites
And that your car needs a new tire 'cause I laid out all those spikes
I've got a million polaroids with all the dates penned in red ink
I like to camp outside your window and watch you put up your Christmas tree
You just don't know it yet, but you love me and I love you the same
One day we'll have a pretty wedding, and I'll be your everything
I'll be your Santa, you're my sleigh and we will never ever part
Oh, you don't know it yet but baby You've already got my heart
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
I'm sure if I sat down and asked you, well, you really wouldn't mind
You've got those eyes that drive me crazy
And I've got eyes to watch you sleep
I brought some skittles and a Christmas cake
For the stakeout in that tree, outside your house (shh)
Gotta be as quiet as a mouse, or else you'll call the police
And I'll get done for somethin' stupid like disturbance of the peace
And piece by piece, I am collecting all the things you leave behind
And when you don't, I rummage through your bins to see what I can find
You just don't know it yet, but you love me and I love you the same
One day we'll have a pretty wedding, and I'll be your everything
I'll be your Santa, you're my sleigh and we will never ever part
Oh, you don't know it yet but baby You've already got my heart
I'm slowly sneaking down your chimney like a lovestruck Santa Clause
I rummage through your kitchen cabinets and your cupboards and your drawers
I take that fork you ate your dinner with, I'll taste it in due course
Some souvenirs from out your garbage bin to match those from outdoors
So now I'm creeping up your stairs and trying not to make a sound
I'm standing just outside your bedroom, slowly turn the handle round
The door is slowly creaking open, as I sneak into your space
But I can see you were prepared and have a boomstick to my face
You just don't know it yet, but you love me and I love you the same
One day we'll have a pretty wedding, and I'll be your everything
I'll be your Santa, you're my sleigh and we will never ever part
Oh, you don't know it yet but baby I've got you a Christmas card
You just don't know it yet, but you love me and I love you the same
One day we'll have a pretty wedding, and I'll be your everything
A Christmas jingle-fied rendition of the classic song about life, love and restraining orders. Wow - it's been 13 years since we slung duvets over our heads and moved away from the mic to breathe in, old-school-style to record the classic track.
Thanks to the Gloomdolf the red nosed reindeer for bringing her usual awesomeness to the other half of the song. You can find more of her magic stuffs all over the place at https://linktr.ee/gloomdarkheart
Grab it from my Bandcamp here http://blake.so/christmas
ALSO available on
YouTube Music http://blake.so/christmasyoutube
iTunes: http://blake.so/christmasitunes
and Spotify: syntheticorchestra.com/christmasspotify
as well as many other places (1st December local time!)
If you like this song please, please, please share it with as many people as you think that would also enjoy! Lets get this song out there and mass listened to!
They call it creeping, I say loving, it's the only way for me
Filling out papers, signing waivers, but I stay outside their reach
I know your mother and your father and the first pet that you keep
I know your favourite place to dine at when your cheque comes in each week
I know you do your wash on Sundays and you separate your whites
And that your car needs a new tire 'cause I laid out all those spikes
I've got a million polaroids with all the dates penned in red ink
I like to camp outside your window and watch you put up your Christmas tree
You just don't know it yet, but you love me and I love you the same
One day we'll have a pretty wedding, and I'll be your everything
I'll be your Santa, you're my sleigh and we will never ever part
Oh, you don't know it yet but baby You've already got my heart
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
I'm sure if I sat down and asked you, well, you really wouldn't mind
You've got those eyes that drive me crazy
And I've got eyes to watch you sleep
I brought some skittles and a Christmas cake
For the stakeout in that tree, outside your house (shh)
Gotta be as quiet as a mouse, or else you'll call the police
And I'll get done for somethin' stupid like disturbance of the peace
And piece by piece, I am collecting all the things you leave behind
And when you don't, I rummage through your bins to see what I can find
You just don't know it yet, but you love me and I love you the same
One day we'll have a pretty wedding, and I'll be your everything
I'll be your Santa, you're my sleigh and we will never ever part
Oh, you don't know it yet but baby You've already got my heart
I'm slowly sneaking down your chimney like a lovestruck Santa Clause
I rummage through your kitchen cabinets and your cupboards and your drawers
I take that fork you ate your dinner with, I'll taste it in due course
Some souvenirs from out your garbage bin to match those from outdoors
So now I'm creeping up your stairs and trying not to make a sound
I'm standing just outside your bedroom, slowly turn the handle round
The door is slowly creaking open, as I sneak into your space
But I can see you were prepared and have a boomstick to my face
You just don't know it yet, but you love me and I love you the same
One day we'll have a pretty wedding, and I'll be your everything
I'll be your Santa, you're my sleigh and we will never ever part
Oh, you don't know it yet but baby I've got you a Christmas card
You just don't know it yet, but you love me and I love you the same
One day we'll have a pretty wedding, and I'll be your everything
