Uploaded March 2020 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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I wish I had a blob around when I was a small boy. Or, really, just any friend. I did have a pet tree growing up though. His name was Fervert and he died of mites when I was ten. David Crane is my friend now though. Who is yours?

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