Uploaded September 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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There's a new Dark Souls 1 enemy randomiser, apparently fixing the whacky scaling of its predecessor. So of course, I gotta test it out BUT there's no way I can do it without giving chat the ability to screw me over.

If you gift either 5 or 10 memberships, you may choose one of the restrictions below to apply to me until I kill the next boss, after which all restrictions are removed. Last time we did this in Dark Souls 1, it was an absolute disaster and I'm pretty sure this will be more of the same.

10 Gifted Memberships = Tier 1 Restriction (Maximum of 5 active at one time)

No HUD
No Dodging
Use Mouse and Keyboard Controls
No Estus
No Humanities
No Running
Use Darksign right now
No Armour
Left hand attack only
No blocking
Can't use currently equipped weapon until after next boss
JK kills a nearby NPC of your choice (must be accessible before next boss)
Babs' Choice

5 Gifted Memberships = Tier 2 Restriction (Maximum of 3 active at one time)

Wear Thug Life Glasses
Wear the Toad Hat
No Rings
No locking on
No using poppable souls
Babs comes and hits JK in the back of the head