Uploaded July 2014 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Hello Security Mares!

Oh boy, I see why people love Blackjack now... I've not listened too far into Project Horizons yet, but I thought the first chapter was a very cool inciting action for the story. It was very deep and detailed, and I actually cared about more than just the characters that were fleeing the stable... So I thought I'd adapt it as a song to be a primer for anyone else crazy enough to start tackling Somber's monster AFTER finishing the original Fallout: Equestria...

This is a parody of the Hugo's incredible cover of Jay-Z's "99 Problems".

You know, because Blackjack's got (Stable) 99 problems! XD

This was part of the Project Horizons Club Mix album, organized to fund Somber going to cons... Go drop a few bills for an epicly large album! - hoofingtonrises.bandcamp.com

DOWNLOAD: mediafire.com/download/hangxii4acv2naw/99+Problems+-+SkyBolt.zip

ALT Download: https://pony.fm/t2314

BJ Vector by: rhodarein.deviantart.com
BJ's CM Vector by: dotrook.deviantart.com

Lyrics:
I've been stuck in this hole for way too long,
I've got 99 problems, that are goin' on...

I woke up a mess of red and black
Sniffed my suit and threw it back
The weak push-over in security
So much for camaraderie...
This whole damn place is a house of cards.
Only one nudge from tumblin' down...

But I gotta be strong, if only for mom,
We got 99 things that're goin' wrong
99 Problems...
And the list goes on...

What's the deal with this breeder buck?
And why do I feel like I share his luck?
My pipbuck sings as the message ticks
As I hear their guns reload and click.
Gotta draw them away, P-21.

The Stable won't last if we don't run!

(P-21):
I've been wantin' to escape here all along,
I've had 99 problems, but not for long...

I got 99...
99
99
99

99 problems...
But now we're gone.

99
99 problems, and more to come...