Liquorice Tea - MLP Winter Lofi Rap Pit Crew 2022-12-02 | With many thanks to Gobiraptor for her wonderful voice work. You can catch her doing gorgeous artwork here: twitter.com/gobiraptorAnd for the unbelievably comfy animation that inspired this song, I'd love to thank a mysterious benefactor who seeks no spotlight or accolades, but sweet Celestia the first time I watched this animation I opened up the DAW and was all "well I guess I'm going to make something lofi for this today."Liquorice Tea is a bookish cutie from the /mlp/ Secret Santa shared Neighborhood setting, and seeing her so cozy made for a great muse.mp3 is available for download here: https://u.smutty.horse/mkgsirgltvx.mp3Sittin in the window with a book on her knees, Turnin’ leaves, sippin’ tea while the snow gathers on the eaves.In the evening, keys jingle in her keyring, “welcome home”When she opens up her door.Long day at work; grab her name sake kettle, pour.Little comfy corner with the snow fallin’ on her porch.From where she’s perchedShe can see the white birch Covered in the snow dust; It’s so beautiful it hurts.It’s a winter wonderland outside the window.She don’t even try to understand which way the wind blow.Heart and soul rest inside a pegasis nest.Got a sweater on her chest;Truly blessed to be.Smells of aniseed, sweeter than a honeybee,Sunny as the summer, even funny like a comedy.Nothing wrong with me; she can take my all-of-me.Lucky just to witness misses:This is Liquorice Tea.The dark grey pegasus let her mane fall, messy and sweet smelling, over her shoulders, leaving them warm against the glass window, glittering with ice. Outside, snow drifted down in thick, sticky flakes, frosting the houses until they looked like a gingerbread village. In front of her, an old book, dog-eared and worn, was propped on a green pillow with a cup of her namesake tea perfuming the air. A record spun on the phonograph; it’s familiar melody a reminder that this season was full of friends and memories. There was much to do before Hearth’s Warming arrived, but, for the evening, she had time to relax under the snowy stars.Frost curling on the windowpane,Like a fern leaf flickers in the fireplace flame.It’s the same dang everyday Neighborhood, Fade away- the background painting while sheLays in her duvet; Splayed out in her comforter,Pillow under her. Hair down, don’t care,Pair of favourite underwear, Bowl of baby carrots and celery stick. This mare was made to cherish. So incredible, it’sLike a picture in a story book, catching a glimpse.Her little smile when she grabs her cup, taking a sip,And makes her glasses fog up.Tears my heart up.Wings like a starling-Shimmer like they’re stardust.On the wall clock ticking seconds away.Yesterday slipping, and tomorrow’s today.Holiday flavour, Neighborhood: savour everything Friends call her Licky.This is Liquorice Tea.
Fun Time - Pinkie Pie Fanmusic Pit Crew 2025-02-06 | Reuploaded because the three second looping gif of Pinkie Pie in the last one apparently merited a copyright claim, and the appeal was denied. Pit Crew isn't even monetized or anything, dang.No witty banter on this one. Written in a hard time, when it felt like even the things I love the most were dragging me down. The important thing, my dear friends, is to remember that you have folks who care about you, that no hard time lasts forever, and you're always allowed to be happy again, no matter where you find your heart at the moment.mp3 available for download here: https://u.smutty.horse/mledsrtkdwl.mp3Sitting on the floor in sugarcube corner, Smile’s gone and the laughter has worn her out Where’s the warmth the yovidaphone hornist?Gone with the moment, and gone with the mornin’N’ sun’s up,Seems the time for the fun’s upParty of oneSweep the crumbs up,And thumbs upNever let em’ downNever fuck up, you dumdumEv’rypony needs someone to hug emN You’re someoneSo,Hooves outGive this damn world a bear hug,Mare hug, don’t you dare quitShoulders squared up Cubed up the truth isYour battered and bruised butYou’re not even used upBy half, you’re a huge oneFace the deluge with no raft andNo life jacketJust a rubber duck you stole from the bathtubYou might hack it, you might notFuck, damn drown down in the white rapidsBut as your gaspin' on this water you’re gonna die laughin'.Come on everypony,Smile, smile!Fill the world up with sunshine, sunshine.Every step is a Mile, mileWhen the motherfuck can she unwind, unwind?Don’t got nothin if you don’t got style,You can sleep with the sunshine, sunshine.Brain broke and the world went wild;Just pretend it’s a fun time, fun time.Carefully curated commentary,Calm and steady.Collect of the day, Whether or not your ready,Hot and heavy.Optimistic, first thing in the morning:That’s what the fuck you’re getting.Open her mouth and hope comes out like vomit.(Mom’s spaghetti.) Back on the rock form, that’s where she taught herself that the world was pretty,Maybe dark and hard and modeled in a washed out brush with fiftyShades of maudlin. Would have been so easy just to leave theseDreams she’s coddling,But this is Ponka Pink she bottled them,And drank those dreams up with a silly straw like vodka, when She sings her silly songs that’s when she’s strongest,At her Ponkest. But she can only go so long;The parties leave her somnolent,And argue with biology,But it’s too hard she’s spent.It’s so damn exhausting: burning Fuel she didn’t know she had, and Sweet as sugar frosting,Even when her heart is hurtin' bad.She can bend and bend, But she can never break,Even when the voices in herTell her every word she says is fake.Come on everypony,Smile, smile!Fill the world up with sunshine, sunshine.Every step is a Mile, mileWhen the motherfuck can she unwind, unwind?Don’t got nothin if you don’t got style;You can sleep with the sunshine, sunshine.Brain broke and the world went wild;Just pretend it’s a fun time, fun time.What if the real her isThe one that’s real hurt?What if the way she feels Can steal her? And if the smile drops Who even is she?Cause that’s the bedrockOf her identity.If this is Pinkie PieThen why the fuck is she cryin?Is she lying to everyone With every smile?And has she always been?Is that her whole life?And if she’s not now Will she ever be alright?Come on everypony,Smile, smile!Fill the world up with sunshine, sunshine.Every step is a Mile, mileWhen the motherfuck can she unwind, unwind?Don’t got nothin if you don’t got styleYou can sleep with the sunshine, sunshineBrain broke and the world went wildJust pretend it’s a fun time, fun time
Naughty List - Horsemas Music Pit Crew 2024-12-22 | A song for the 2024 /mlp/ Secret Santa. I had a lot of fun with this one.You know what I think? I think we’re running outta steamBetter grab the shovel and the coal and a couple memesNever felt better is the whole damn philosophy Better laugh a little if I don’t wanna fuckin screamHeaven knows that’s as good as any etymology Guess that’s why Santa called me Chuckles back in 18 Sex, silly songs and a present lemme set the sceneCheer is the target and I’m charging up my laser beam Half fuckin crazy, daily with the greatest wifeHeart pumping veins be straining when her lazy eyesFacing my way cause lately I’ve been breaking my Basic arrangements just tryna stay alive Balls to walls. My Hoof is to the heckin floor. We about to stall, so we cant wait a second more Better post the haul, the pictures and the presents orIma roast your balls, that ain’t a fuckin metaphorIt’s incredi-bo Scratch that, inedibleCum in the better bowlKnow that’s my fetish thoughThis ain’t the chronicals of narnia Where Santa Claus brings all of ya A gift, it’s just me and these bioniclesChain around my neck reppin sonichuRainbow Dash and sonic booms Shopping Target cloppin smokin chronic tooHot cocoa with cool whip or barbasolSantee wanted shimmer, so I got the kid some Barbie dolls Paint the fuckers yellow with a can off Krylon aerosol Spin these ponies round like I’m vinyl on a carousel Care about these carols if I have to fucking care at all Tearing off my bra and panties dammit I’ma bare it allFour hooves with a body this Mare gon’Force you on the naughty listSwear sonPorn groove with a hotty it’s Bare bones Horse tunes so I kinda don’Care thoHop to it missGotta sock it to em with Christmas With a quicknessLike a spit blitzSinister minister symbols and semaphore Sippin a Guinness and tickle my penis orPen it’s a metaphor. It’s a medical menace like needles or people in Canada Slicker than slippery, driven by miseryMisinformation and missing a limit eachPicture and pickle I’m picking like PeterAnd pushing my pipes to appoint punctuation Hopping on Pinterest.Hacking the craft like it’s criminal mischief Till I’m their losing interest And turning the jets gonna finish by Christmas Barely on the wagon-taking drags onA cigarette a fag-thank goodness that I’ve got this fuckin dragonThis letter chad CardSlut and never had A better lad Don the fuzzy letter jacket, sweater hat and Climbing down the chimney just to reminisce About the friends weMade along the wayPlus the enemies Turn em into maids And sweep, sweep Like rarity’s boutique-tiqueSleeping til the day Playing keep away with the freaks thesePeeps they want a treat eachLeaf around my tree goes in wreaths seeSaw waves, blades well buck it’s all the same You wanna fuckin playStomp, swaySo merry gentlemares never rest a wink Just grab yourself a drink And drink until you're puking in the sink All my freaking pegasisters spread your wings We’ll wrap it up in spring Til then, I wanna see you people singFour hooves with a body this Mare gon’Force you on the naughty listSwear sonPorn groove with a hotty it’s Bare bones Horse tunes so I kinda don’Care tho
Pumpkin Pulps Pumpkin Patch - MLP OC Music Pit Crew 2024-12-09 | Some Secret Santa music! Gospel music is fun even if I have to sing 20 layers!
Friendship Is Pink Toys - My Little Pony Music Pit Crew 2024-11-03 | Oh boy! You're gonna need to forgive some barebones editing on this one, it do be Santa Season, and I'm not giving this video a bunch of work. Big ol' thanks to Chompy for coming in on the hook!I know it's bad form to criticize your own stuff publicly, but although I'm satisfied with this, I generally feel like the more cursing there is in a song the more obviously its lyrics need polishing, and I swear altogether too much in this song. I suppose that's what happens when you're crunching for a deadline, since this was done for one of the Busty's get-togethers. Also, I reckon the third verse probably needs to be cut...buuuuuut I couldn't be arsed tonight. I've got to go write a gospel music song about a goo pony!A’ight Chuck!Gotta show em that you’re a real hard nut.No more of this cringecore stuff.Gotta stay tough.No more ponies. No more horses. Gotta stay focused on the verses.Nopony can take you seriously out hear, y hear?Aight here comes the drop,No mlp, no clop, no matter what,Make em believe you’re a hot product.That’sOne step, just a little oneBut a giant leap for the gentlemen Fuck Hennessy only drink horse linamint Til my ass gets tanked-TiananmenFuck squares, motherfuck being thereI’m like Schrodinger's cool catDon’t fuckin care If my ass breathes air Or a rap beatThat means strapping in cleats Like an athlete At least Half breed and I’m half obscene Half inner demons and half deceased Bring it back to fucking Scrodingers half pussyAm I dead or alive with a rap diseaseWith a trap wife packing massive feetAnd I rack slides, slapping magazinesWith a jack knife cappin’ cats in streetsOh gosh I’m fucking lying I fap to theseApplejack thighs Fluttershy’s happy squees Pinkie Pies pies pies that’s a masterpiece My fucking my like disaster scenesLife’s like Katrina, catastrophe Better call FEMA, no actuallyBetter not, since we caught them in action seeIf we learned anything since they jacked Orleans The only worse agency is Hasbro's teamNow the motherbuckin hook didn’t sound very goodWithout a little bridge here to darken up the moodDrop the bass in to the beat everypony stomp your hoovesMotherfuckers on your feet, let me see your asses moveMy Little Pony, friendship and pink toysStable full of waifus, futas and twink boysHit em with the beat and the whole kitchen sink noiseGet em on they feet with the Macintosh deep voice My little Pony, Harmony n MagicRarity a hoe, and you know she into wack shitUp inside the bedroom, Luna is a bad bitchAnd I wanna coom inside a Rainbow Dash kidsThree to the one from the oneTo the twenty tenYou can call me TrixieSee? I begin againWait this the same rhyme scheme What an idiotI don’t got enough time for thisI ain’t EminemBetter mix it up, pick it up, better switch it upGet out there and smash bros You can call me JigglypuffWriting FlutterDash proseShits getting seriousEven Littlepip’s ass lookin bi-curious Lyrics: injuriousSpirit: ImperviousSittin’ on my golden throneFeeling: Imperious Various flows, and I go multifariousMarry, hold close, poke nose: hilariousThink I’m gregarious? Kid I’m just fairy goldAll an illusion to cover up the scary oldHermit like Zecora, a witch, Triss MerigoldSkipped LittlePip just to marry a Gary cloneVery own wife: kind eyes, iron thighsActivates fight or flight, every time that she smilesHer design: iodine-heals my heart and my mindKiss her and my fever like 110 FarenheitThat’s about 40 for the rest of you motherheckinRick and Morty, wait, gosh damn that’s the wrong fandomLittle Pony stans, what I meant to sayAnd I’m allowed to say it; I was born this wayMy Little Pony, friendship and pink toysStable full of waifus, futas and twink boysHit em with the beat and the whole kitchen sink noiseGet em on they feet with the Macintosh deep voice My little Pony, Harmony n MagicRarity a hoe, and you know she into wack shitUp inside the bedroom, Luna is a bad bitchAnd I wanna coom inside a Rainbow Dash kidsYes well, wrapping up and rolling outI’d make a Transformers reference but I dunno shit about itRed and blue guy is Optimus Prime And I pretty sure that at the time of writing he had died And i didn’t give a shitCause he ain’t a little pastelPony with the cutie markPlastered on his ass wellRide in on your waifuThrow her in the trash pailCelly like, “Bitch let’s fly to the castle.”My Little Pony, friendship and pink toysStable full of waifus, futas and twink boysHit em with the beat and the whole kitchen sink noiseGet em on they feet with the Macintosh deep voice My little Pony, Harmony n MagicRarity a hoe, and you know she into wack shitUp inside the bedroom, Luna is a bad bitchAnd I wanna coom inside a Rainbow Dash kidsEeyup
(The Mare With) Bubbles On Her Butt - My Little Pony Music by Chuckles Pit Crew 2024-10-12 | Oh boy pony music!I love Derpy so gosh dang much, guys. She fills me with joy and happiness and just makes the world better. I love to see her resilience, making mistakes but getting through them and over them, facing tough moments and choosing to overcome. It's inspiring and I love it. This is just a cutesy song for her. Hey, I know the mix maybe isn't spot on. I'm not the best at sound design, but it' Secret Santa season, so I'm already stealing time from the event, and also what better song to be a little, y'know, imperfect. One sweet story, the name Derperella J Muffins comes from a short voice clip that Tabitha St. Germaine did a few years ago for a friend, telling him about all the ways that things might not always be perfect, but sometimes those trials lead to exciting new things, and that we just need to keep putting one hoof in front of the other and remember that we got this.Many, many thanks to CookieBoy011 for letting me use the gif; it was just the perfect one for the song! Find more of his work here:deviantart.com/cookieboy011derpibooru.org/profiles/cookiehorse011She’s got bubbles in her soulBubbles in her heartAnd you know she’s got a lot of bubbles on her buttThings are going wrongShe don’t know what’s upAnd I can’t get enoughThe mare with bubbles on her buttGet back from the mail route, settles inVerifiably a letter flying veteran Wings hurt, hooves hurt,Grab the kettle n’Tea bags, muffin tinThat’s the best medicineBlueberries in the batterNothing else mattersThoughts scatterFill the house with laughterAnd she’s humming to herselfPulling sugar from the shelfTopsy-turvyMight fly backwardsI lack wordsFor how she makes me feelAnd she’s healing every part of meThe chapters Of the story she revealsShe’s aSilly, sweet dichotomyMe oh myWhen I see her fly With her wings spread wideIn the evening skyNo matter what the trouble isI know how to cover itI’m just gonna cuddle thisSnuggle miss Bubbles-in her soulBubbles in her heartAnd you know she’s got a lot of bubbles on her buttThings are going wrongShe don’t know what’s upAnd I can’t get enoughThe mare with bubbles on her buttI know the world can be a little wildTruth told I just want to see her smileAnd hold her close and stroke her mane a while So she knows I’ll be with her through any trialThrough any tribulationTo any destinationNo matter what went wrong, With love and peace and patience And even if she doesn’t always get it rightI’ll be by her side Deperella J Muffins,She was meant for lovinHuggin andHer eyes are like an ovenAnd ice is just a seasonIt’s just another reason toCuddle by the fire and Lie between her wings and Blowing bubbles on her bubble wandSnuggle till the break of dawnTake a little break and make another songTo sing when she’s feeling blue…Best Pony, Miss Derpy Hooves-in her soulBubbles in her heartAnd you know she’s got a lot of bubbles on her buttThings are going wrongShe don’t know what’s upAnd I can’t get enoughThe mare with bubbles on her buttIn her eyes I see the endless skies Of friendship tinted livesA princess lifted highA gift to call my ownA gold and silver poneAnd she can love the world Atop her muffin throne She’s got bubbles in her soulBubbles in her heartAnd you know she’s got a lot of bubbles on her buttThings are going wrongShe don’t know what’s upAnd I can’t get enoughThe mare with bubblesin her soulBubbles in her heartAnd you know she’s got a lot of bubbles on her buttThings are going wrongShe don’t know what’s upAnd I can’t get enoughThe mare with bubbles on her butt
Alchemystra Hopefang Nightcore - MLP Cringecore Music Pit Crew 2024-09-03 | (So much for synchronized uploads! We try.)The way cringecore should be listened to! Squeaky voices and fast tempo!A nightcored version of: youtu.be/nMRLR-ShX2MThanks again to ArwenCuack for the wonderful art of my cringy girl. I love her so much! Find more of Arwen's work here:twitter.com/ArwenCuackko-fi.com/arwencuack/commissionsFairy wings plus the vampire fangs Too late to ever changeSparkles up in her mane Cringecore gosh dang No cynics up where she hangThe minute that she’s arranged Gosh damn the game changeNo chains, no brains, no shameSilly name, filly cameTo rave until the day With the OC gang And the only thangThat’s left is to bang withAlchemystra HopefangDraw Motherfucker, Draw Motherfucker, DrawHooves on the holster, coaster on the barGo, sir, on your markGet ready, get set, startThe melody on the spark Spaghetti up in the pocketsReady to talk, got pages up in my moleskinPedal to the floor and all four hooves coastinPlan in motion, solely postin boll-shiOC Mary Sue fanfic then I ghost bitch Chrimmus past futureGet your ass to the Front of class grab the chalkboardScratch to itNow doodle like your name was Selenophile I mean I take the piss with my tunes im a demon childCall me Cozy GlowAnd when I chose this showI could’ve only knownWhere this approach would go All my Cs are O and all my Gs are OI’m the OG OC holy smokes Fairy wings plus the vampire fangs Too late to ever changeSparkles up in her mane Cringecore gosh dang No cynics up where she hangThe minute that she’s arranged Gosh damn the game changeNo chains, no brains, no shameSilly name, filly cameTo rave until the day With the OC gang And the only thangThat’s left is to bang withAlchemystra HopefangWay to based to trace shit from HasbroWay to dang wasted to make this from scratch thoPay comish to a chick from the chat blowHalf the damn paycheck on OCs and jack offSlap a horn onto her face, she’s an alicornSaved Equestria from Discord ima warn you Ima stay for porn too, courtesy of morons who Dig my scenecore cutie so you better learn to Like her, love her lust for herFreckles on her butt fuck it I’m a bust a nut for herWrite a new chapter in her fanfic to fap to Where she goes lesbian for applejack and dash too Cum, feel shame store it in the back tooHow could I do it to my pure sweet ROUND TWOBuck it she’s a full grown mare I swear the dappled flanks plus face ain’t no fair Fairy wings plus the vampire fangs Too late to ever changeSparkles up in her mane Cringecore gosh dang No cynics up where she hangThe minute that she’s arranged Gosh damn the game changeNo chains, no brains, no shameSilly name, filly cameTo rave until the day With the OC gang And the only thangThat’s left is to bang withAlchemystra HopefangYou can fuckin chalk it up to Me bein chuckles in a slutFor these multicolored buttsMan I love emWhite knuckles on the keys and A hundred different DMs Talkin to my artists put a target on OCs friendGrodie on the Kirin Gobi on the ears andFloral shitpost on the cards for the year send-Pictures to Celestia Twiggles and the rest of ya Color scheme guaranteed Banned from Equestria Let my obsession impress The competition I guess the best decisions To flex instead of listenShe’s a mess on a missionIn a dress in the kitchen Bitch it ain’t misogynistic If she’s pro tradition She’s my little puritanical into Yuri, tentacles Kirby, Antonymph and Tradwife girly manacles Multihued and moltin tooNew dragonfly wings like a brood ofChangelingsShe containing multitudesFairy wings plus the vampire fangs Too late to ever changeSparkles up in her mane Cringecore gosh dang No cynics up where she hangThe minute that she’s arranged Gosh damn the game changeNo chains, no brains, no shameSilly name, filly cameTo rave until the day With the OC gang And the only thangThat’s left is to bang withAlchemystra Hopefang
Alchemystra Hopefang - My Little Pony OC Cringecore Music Pit Crew 2024-09-03 | I always thought the OC from Cringe OC Anthem turned out kinda cute, so here's a follow-up song for her. Mind you, in real cringecore fashion, I'm personally of the opinion that the real version is, in fact the nightcore version. Here: youtu.be/waanmCvKu1QThank you, as always to ArwenCuack for the incredible art. Find more of her stuff here: The artwork done by the ever-talented ArwenCuack, who you can find here:twitter.com/ArwenCuackko-fi.com/arwencuack/commissionsFairy wings plus the vampire fangs Too late to ever changeSparkles up in her mane Cringecore gosh dang No cynics up where she hangThe minute that she’s arranged Gosh damn the game changeNo chains, no brains, no shameSilly name, filly cameTo rave until the day With the OC gang And the only thangThat’s left is to bang withAlchemystra HopefangDraw Motherfucker, Draw Motherfucker, DrawHooves on the holster, coaster on the barGo, sir, on your markGet ready, get set, startThe melody on the spark Spaghetti up in the pocketsReady to talk, got pages up in my moleskinPedal to the floor and all four hooves coastinPlan in motion, solely postin boll-shiOC Mary Sue fanfic then I ghost bitch Chrimmus past futureGet your ass to the Front of class grab the chalkboardScratch to itNow doodle like your name was Selenophile I mean I take the piss with my tunes im a demon childCall me Cozy GlowAnd when I chose this showI could’ve only knownWhere this approach would go All my Cs are O and all my Gs are OI’m the OG OC holy smokes Fairy wings plus the vampire fangs Too late to ever changeSparkles up in her mane Cringecore gosh dang No cynics up where she hangThe minute that she’s arranged Gosh damn the game changeNo chains, no brains, no shameSilly name, filly cameTo rave until the day With the OC gang And the only thangThat’s left is to bang withAlchemystra HopefangWay to based to trace shit from HasbroWay to dang wasted to make this from scratch thoPay comish to a chick from the chat blowHalf the damn paycheck on OCs and jack offSlap a horn onto her face, she’s an alicornSaved Equestria from Discord ima warn you Ima stay for porn too, courtesy of morons who Dig my scenecore cutie so you better learn to Like her, love her lust for herFreckles on her butt fuck it I’m a bust a nut for herWrite a new chapter in her fanfic to fap to Where she goes lesbian for applejack and dash too Cum, feel shame store it in the back tooHow could I do it to my pure sweet ROUND TWOBuck it she’s a full grown mare I swear the dappled flanks plus face ain’t no fair Fairy wings plus the vampire fangs Too late to ever changeSparkles up in her mane Cringecore gosh dang No cynics up where she hangThe minute that she’s arranged Gosh damn the game changeNo chains, no brains, no shameSilly name, filly cameTo rave until the day With the OC gang And the only thangThat’s left is to bang withAlchemystra HopefangYou can fuckin chalk it up to Me bein chuckles in a slutFor these multicolored buttsMan I love emWhite knuckles on the keys and A hundred different DMs Talkin to my artists put a target on OCs friendGrodie on the Kirin Gobi on the ears andFloral shitpost on the cards for the year send-Pictures to Celestia Twiggles and the rest of ya Color scheme guaranteed Banned from Equestria Let my obsession impress The competition I guess the best decisions To flex instead of listenShe’s a mess on a missionIn a dress in the kitchen Bitch it ain’t misogynistic If she’s pro tradition She’s my little puritanical into Yuri, tentacles Kirby, Antonymph and Tradwife girly manacles Multihued and moltin tooNew dragonfly wings like a brood ofChangelingsShe containing multitudesFairy wings plus the vampire fangs Too late to ever changeSparkles up in her mane Cringecore gosh dang No cynics up where she hangThe minute that she’s arranged Gosh damn the game changeNo chains, no brains, no shameSilly name, filly cameTo rave until the day With the OC gang And the only thangThat’s left is to bang withAlchemystra Hopefang
Hero - Fallout Equestria Rap Pit Crew 2024-07-03 | Sat on this one for a few weeks, but we're getting it out there eventually! I'm finally through the big FoE stories now, having done the original, Project Horizons, Pink Eyes, Murky Number Seven and now Heroes. Now I've just got to find some other good side stories.Had a lot of fun doing the lyrics for this one; it's always fun to write something in an accent and explore new possibilities. My favorite I think was, "Hmmm, I need a good long 'a' rhyme to go with 'hey'...of course! 'Feet!'"The accent, of course, taken from Equestria Narrator's wonderful coverage of the series, which you can find here:youtu.be/sSEQqApx5CY?si=YlmrqSXv07Qgl--bThe artwork done by the ever-talented ArwenCuack, who you can find here:twitter.com/ArwenCuackko-fi.com/arwencuack/commissionsI’m the hero of the wasteland Take a shotgun to the face andShake it off baby todays plansDon’t involve me getting laid deadMinotaur trying to lay handsBut I’ve got a better replacement Wires and iron, my dang legConnects and your ass gonna face plant My plans involving noFriendship or harmonyHonest to goddessIconic with subtletyCall it ironic A shot to the bonnetLeaves me with a Marvelous optical monocleDarn itYou think if I want itThen all of these chronic face injuries could be avoided Well honeyI might be moronicBut put me in stomping range And you’ll be a gonerHi team!I’m the hero here in ParadiseMight seem My demeanour isn’t very nice(but if you’ve seen)What I’ve seenThen I swear you’d be aware that life’sMean, And I have highbeam cybernetic laser eyesNose to nose with the steel rangersThey’re the one’s here in real dangerThis wasteland needs a gay saviourAnd hay man, that’s what I’m made forTouch serenity face my angerYou’ll be living in great pain for Bout a second then your brain’llPaint the drapes in gray vaporCaped crusader or crazed raiderPut em all down with a haymakerPunch first and pray laterKickin in doors like “Hey, neighbor!” Frankly I’m in great shape,Not counting the bullets or blades, thanks Once you can look past my face, heyOnly prosthetics are two of my feetI’ll clean up this sin cityN’ anypony who ain’t friendlyGonna meet with a grim n’ grislyEnd when they contend with meLast name of Gun, first HiredArmy of one, and I’m wiredReady to burn like a Wild FireTime to run, and I’m tiredCan’t a mare just take damn napWithout getting captured and handicapped?Making me think out my plans n tactics,“Kill em all.” Fantastic.Back in the day they said friendship is magicBut now I’m grenading a balefire catapult Strapped to my back on my saddle and tapping the Trigger so call me a madmare or radical Hi team!I’m the hero here in ParadiseMight seem My demeanour isn’t very nice(but if you’ve seen)What I’ve seenThen I swear you’d be aware that life’sMean, And I have highbeam cybernetic laser eyesI’m seeing ghosts but mostly Makin em Cutting it close these colts I’m Taking ‘em Ready to roll, filly in towFlare is a whole other level ofHoe-Ly smokesAnd cuddling coltsI’m totally broken Doped up opium toking Hope I can roll with the blowsDrop into SATS and I’m living in Slow MoSo!Gimme dat Med XOh!I’m seeing red-nextFoe!Put em in bed restGoHit em with lead legsFeeling horrendous Popping syringes Choking on friendship Like it’s oranges Rifles and wrenchesRight to the finish Locking your doorAnd I’ll kick in the hingesJust you waitI’m on a date with HazeHate to say I’m Feelin gay for days Maybe crazy hayBut to escape malaiseI’ll take a break from hatredWhile I chase the dayPray to Luna while IPlay my tunes I’m gonnaDraw and shoot like it wasHigh NoonSince I saw Foundation in a tight nooseI’ve been breaking faces and my sights trueCut loose on a whiskey bingeOnly way I can forget my sinsIs when I’m high as enclave Raptor’s I’ll shave Chapters off these Bastards y’all Call me a megaspell ready to sparkSun in my eyes while I live in the darkPuttin the horse behind the cart,‘Cause doll the game was rigged from the startHi team!I’m the hero here in ParadiseMight seem My demeanour isn’t very nice(but if you’ve seen)What I’ve seenThen I swear you’d be aware that life’sMean, And I have highbeam cybernetic laser eyes
Friends In Maretime Bay - My Little Pony Fanmusic Pit Crew 2024-04-29 | Still not dead. Not quite yet anyway.Something of a spiritual sequel to Sunnytime Vibes, because sometimes when you're a bit down and out you need a pretty orange pony to give you some hope and remind you that, hey, you aren't alone out there.__Alarm clock plays, gonna be her day, solar raysHair braid, dope shades, strap on roller bladesShe’s headed out the lighthouse,Spread the joy and light out,Meeting every morning with a hopeful face.She’s got a Sunny smileShe’s got a Sunny soulAnd always happy to help you know you’re not aloneHer heart is hopeAnd she’s hoping that you’ll hear her sayYou have friendsYou have friends in Maretime BayLittle hooves, lighting lanterns by the moonlight,Paper balloons, see her smile as it takes flightHer dad says she’s a dreamerAnd he can see it in her eyesBut he’s a true believer And says he’s always here to help her shine.He taught her “Sunny we can do our part.”And make things better say it, “Hoof to Heart”With friends to call your ownYou’ll never be aloneEven if I cannot be there when you’re grownShe’s got a Sunny smileShe’s got a Sunny soulAnd always happy to help you know you’re not aloneHer heart is hopeAnd she’s hoping that you’ll hear her sayYou have friendsYou have friends in Maretime BayPrincess Pipp, Zipp, Hitch and Senor ButterscotchIzzy, Minty, Misty-must be interesting to watchEven Misses Posey knowsThis is just a glowing soulLittle pony full of hope like smoldering coalsYou have friends in Maretime BayCome visit us! Come visit us!Light a lantern of friendship today!Come visit us! Come visit us!Lift your hooves and let it fly away!Come visit us! Come visit us!You aren’t alone and I want to hear you say,“Come visit us! Come visit, visit, visit, visit…”She’s got a Sunny smileShe’s got a Sunny soulAnd always happy to help you know you’re not aloneHer heart is hopeAnd she’s hoping that you’ll hear her sayYou have friendsYou have friends in Maretime-You have friends in Maretime BayCome visit us! Come visit us!You have friends in Maretime BayCome visit us! Come visit us!You have friends in Maretime BayCome visit us! Come visit us!You have friends in Maretime BayCome visit us! Come visit us!You have friends in Maretime BayCome visit us! Come visit us!You have friends in Maretime BayCome visit us! Come visit us!You have friends in Maretime BayCome visit us! Come visit us!You have friends in Maretime BayCome visit us! Come visit us!
Control the Crowd - My Little Pony Fanmusic Pit Crew 2024-02-25 | I know, I know, I'm not super productive lately. A lot on my plate right now, but as I work my way through all the main mares, I was very excited to get to the music powerhouse that is Princess Pipp Petals. Only Misty now remains and I'll have collected all 10! Pipp is such a charming and adorable mare, and her positivity and personality always fills any scene she takes part in. This song actually originated as a much different version based off the official Pipp guided meditation for sleep, but all that really remains of that version are the opening lines. After totally failing to get the lyric video automated, I had So MuCh FuN rendering out and placing all 500 words into this video by hand. So much fun. So much. So, like, I hope it was worth it.Seriously, though, I did have a good time writing and working on this song. Thanks as always to Chompy and Snowy for rendering their thoughts as I fumbled through the mixing process.wav file available here: mediafire.com/file/xihc1edzs84wkns/ControlTheCrowd1.9w.wav/fileLyrics:Let me help you get to sleep Spread out your wings and breath deepEven when the dreams keep crawling Even when the breeze keeps callingEven even even when your feathers keep falling Weather keeps squalling Even keeled evening even when panicking everything’s calm Everypony stomp your feet See? Everything’s sweetEverypony find the timeSee? Everything is gonna be fine.Shine. Find your lifelineHigh time take to flight My my lookin’Fine- I’ll be your waifu(Not the first time)So let’s draft another songPull the stops and hop onHip hop bops and drop bombs Pipp pop target stalked and locked onTip top clip trot clips to clop onPrincess hits with vids and picsSo buy my merch and get subscriptions Oh I might be a princess And I might play the partBut know my confidence is Instrumental an indispensable heartAnd might be quite intenseSince heavy is the mane that wears the crownAnd maybe little but I’m Still Pipp PetalsI control the crowdOh, oh, oh, ohI control the crowdOh, oh oh, ohAnd never let you downEverypony follow me P, I, Double PPleased to be hereUp on the beatJust skip through the introJust like you’re meant toWalk your plot down toMane MelodyMy team painting hoovesAndMy team raising roofs.And Might seem crazy tooBut My dream, I mean, made it true.Got my face on my own perfume, andEverypony gapes when I hit the roomWho’s that beautiful, tasteful, gracefuBracelets, lace and bangles too?Slip the guards, andHit the boulevard Tipsy getting cardedEvery single bar. I’m just so frickin smol They think that I’m a foalBut everywhere I goThe show knows I’m a starSo Start That BeatEveryponyEyes On MeSuperchargingAll I SeeSo welcome to myMelodyOh I might be a princess And I might play the partBut know my confidence is Instrumental an indispensable heartAnd might be quite intenseSince heavy is the mane that wears the crownAnd maybe little but I’m Still Pipp PetalsI control the crowdOh, oh, oh, ohI control the crowdOh, oh oh, ohAnd never let you downNo votesUnlikesDon’t chokeJust tryGet subsCope CryFlop Fail Then FlyOh I might be a princess And I might play the partBut know my confidence is Instrumental an indispensable heartAnd might be quite intenseSince heavy is the mane that wears the crownAnd maybe little but I’m Still Pipp PetalsI control the crowdOh, oh, oh, ohI control the crowdOh, oh oh, ohAnd never let you downOh, oh, oh, ohI control the crowdOh, oh oh, ohAnd never let you down
Miss 2018-mlp Secret Santa Music Pit Crew 2024-01-16 | I waffled about posting this because I feel like someone is going to feel like I'm upset, and I'm not. But after running it by some friends, the consensus was that it should be out there somewhere. Anyway.https://files.catbox.moe/8u1l7x.wavLyrics:So I guess I kind of backed off the music this year, you know, doing the backend stuff, and last year really pushed me beyond my limits trying to do both. And I know it’s the same shit for everyone, I just, you know, hoped that maybe some new friend would write a few parodies or something. It’s been a big part of the season for me, so you know, sometimes I just have to sing how I feel.Where the fuck is the music without me?High key wanted you to take me out back with the backbeatAnd oust meDo I really need to go round announcing I can’t do this shit anymore Every ounce of my ass it’s exhausting And my brand new life as a housekeeper Trad wife Santa pone my, I’m a crowd pleaserAnd I never find time like a broken metronomeIn the loudspeakers By the time I get home feel old and aloneAnd a little bit cold and and my foot still hurts where the bone brokeBut it’s run, run, runOn this old roadAnd it’s go, go, go motherheckerNo slowing down til the checker flag rollsBetter Luck next time Drunk text my next lines Straight to my exWith a dick pic sex timeGosh damn that’s a weird flexLike Arnold Schwarzenegger in a sweater vestI can be your terminator in a turtleneckTreat these lyrics like a Kennedy, I murder textBut remedy I couldn’t guessProlly just me, full of vinegar and winter sweatNot a winner, just a little pestBest case scenario, I’m quitting when I finish thisJust guess that I miss 2018Stories and songs going strong like the A-TeamDon’t get me wrong you belong it’s a great thing Just wish I had time for the makingI’ll keep it short cause I don’t got the spare timeJust to spin a tall tale for y’all in a mare rhymePull my hair out mane and tail tooHooves gnawed short cause I’m worried that I failed youEnvelopes mailed tracking numbers in the inboxStacking up like Maud pie piling the gem rocksPony Sex wife beater, panties and the gym socksI’ll corrupt the youth til they got me sippin hemlockFuck TikTok, skip Pipp’s ClipTrotsYou can call me Littlepip, pistol grip and flip stockI can empty whole clips I don’t need a trigger fingerOr a middle finger, two hooves flipped offChip on my shoulder cause I wanna hug the whole globeBut I can’t through this damn computer so they won’t knowHoly coke smoke maybe I’m a slowpokeNot a very clever pony, Chuckles, but it’s no jokeNope, nope, nope there’s too many broken folksHurting in this fucking bitch I can’t keep my throat closedSinging in the shower with my sweater on, clothes soakedBreakfast just a soggy piece of waterlogged oat toastFace the day with the folks I love the most o-Ver compensating everytime I hope postShake it like I’m derpy in a snow globe, go, go!Back on the beat, and I’m going til I croak yoJust guess that I miss 2018Stories and songs going strong like the A-TeamDon’t get me wrong you belong it’s a great thing Just wish I had time for the makingI swear I’m not upset or anything. Really, I know everyone is busy. It just feels not quite the same without a whole bunch of songs coming out during the event about the OC bullshit and all. It’s part of the Season to me, and maybe that’s just because I did a whole bunch of them, who knows? I just needed to make something, you know, and you have to write what you feel if you want it to mean anything.Yeah so you should sing a song.
Hearths Warming Time(Live) Pit Crew 2023-12-24 | Recorded live on 01/21/2023 at ANE in Boston. Originally written for Dustcar 12. I have so many happy memories of this song. From writing it, to recording it, to finally preforming it live.Not far away in a town we all knowA stallion walks slowly, his head hanging lowThere's purpose and drive in his eyes as he goesThe wind in his mane and hooves caked in snowAnd there in the square of that quaint little townBy the door of town hall is where he hunkers downHe pulls his scarf tighter to fight off the coldStrums a guitar and carols aloneHappy Hearth's Warming, and if you find timeGive thanks for your blessings, ahead and behindIt isn't a chore or a bore, soon you'll seeMost important of all are the smallest of things So please, everypony, I beg hear my cry, Happy Hearth's Warming all, after all, It's Hearth's Warming TimeThere's not very much to the song that he singsIt's simple and sadder it should rightfully beThe world turns around him and nopony seesPast guitar, and scarf, and the things that they needSweets and surprises are sold in the stallsAnd the stallion has nothing to sell them at allThere's presents to wrap and there's garland to stringThrough the din of their thoughts they scarce hear him singThe streetlights come on and the ornaments glowPonies head home to escape from the coldHearth's Warming came and joy did aboundTo all that did dwell in that quaint little townBut then so much later, the following yearThere was somehow in town just a little less cheerNo one could place it, but something was goneA stallion, a scarf, a guitar and a songHis absence not noticed, but still to this dayWhat exactly is missing, nopony can sayAnd there by the door of the sprawling town hallPast wagons and streetlights and vendors and stallsThe wind blows the snow while nopony singsPerhaps what is missing is the smallest of thingsI'm sure were he there he would say full of cheerTake stock of the things that you truly hold dearHappy Hearth's Warming, and if you find the timeGive thanks for your blessings, ahead and behindIt isn't a chore or a bore, soon you'll seeMost important of all are the smallest of things So please, everypony, I beg hear my cry, Happy Hearth's Warming all, after all, It's Hearth's Warming Time
My Roommate is a Vampire - My Little Pony Fanmusic Featuring Gobiraptor Pit Crew 2023-10-30 | If you don't already know it, this Spooktober song is based on the absolutely classic Octascratch slashfic by the same name, which you can find here: fimfiction.net/story/36388/my-roommate-is-a-vampireDefinitely a good golden age fanfic and worth your time for the nostalgia if nothing else.Many thanks to Gobiraptor, a for real life tea-and-crumpets-person for bringing her wonderful voice to Octavia. Catch more of her endeavors at: twitter.com/Gobiraptorhttps://bsky.app/profile/gobiraptor.bsky.socialBig thanks to ArwenCuack for the artwork (done months ago, lol, this song has languished in a folder for a long time waiting for Halloween to come around. It was actually done for a Busty's back in like April or something.) Find her art and comms at: twitter.com/ArwenCuack/status/1682091059340255241ko-fi.com/arwencuack/commissionsA monster attack? Blast!How am I meant to practice with a monster?Two room loft in CanterlotSplit the rent with a loud, obnoxiousHot and gorgeous (What am I saying?)Rude and boisterous,And a slob.And her pants are off,And her rooms a mess! To be fair, in her defence,She does the does the dishes, and the cupsShe cleans them…with wubs.Wakes up in the dead of night,With her eyes all red and her coat is whiteDark, nocturnal That infernal creatureHas me drooling- waitI didn’t mean that…did I?And I’m staying up til midnight Just to spend the time with Scratch;There’s a catch.Bloodbag in the icebox,Then our eyes locked, And to my shock,The fangs came out andWhen they sank downIt was time to flip the lights off.Teeth in my jugular In the struggle blood Pours and so do words I’m in love with herAnd it sounds absurdBut those aren’t the eyes Of a murdererFinal kiss, final breath, final instantBut I guess that I broke through her instinct So warm with her chest on my chestNow I’ll lay me down to restBut the death that lies Behind those crimson eyes Dies and I Might survive to see the daylightShe’s a motherbuckin’ bloodsucker Got the fans starstruckEyes red, undead creature of the nightWith the too wide smile and the eyes like fireDon’t deny it, VinylMy roommate is a vampire Better be carefulOr you’ll end up a werewolf It’s a miracleThat I’m here at allCause my roommate mare Is nuttier than a pair of ballsCan’t bear to fall.And I swear to allThe princesses In Canterlot I should be scared,But the truth is dear,I’m too damn queer to beScared at all.No fear! That’s the spirit Cello’s out, and it’s time to hear itDrop the bass while I wash the tasteOf rabbit clear. Cheers! Oh dear itSeems the fifth of gin and tonics goneAnd so’s my phonics, darn, Not even dawn so, Vinyl, darling Grab another bottle; pop!Let’s get lush, Let’s get lit,Let’s unlive a little bit. Might be undead but(Please excuse the language) I don’t give a shit.Whiskey down the hatch-Next!Tipsy have to laugh- Just!Call this track a smash-Hit!Half liquor and half-Sex!Like Katy Perry’s cherry chapstickI’m addicted to this halfwitBrash, erratic, captivated andSnap a photo she has “Ze Magics”Ghoulish grin with a girlish soul,Break and enter and break the rules, So damn loud and so damn cool,No wonder I’ve been filly-fooledShe’s a motherbuckin’ bloodsucker Got the fans starstruckEyes red, undead creature of the nightWith the too wide smile and the eyes like fireDon’t deny it, VinylMy roommate is a vampire Know damn well she’s dangerous. But are those fangs, or just The way she grins? Delicious, Lackadaisical and languorous Intimate,Physically indecent Every day is an incident I’m the tinder, and she’s the flint And our kindred spirit lit this bitch,Like gelignite in a rubbish binAnd the bomb goes off when the bass drops in Vicious sinner, sinister andAnything but innocent Inner Circle, hitter, fixerBig intimidator, bitchSlugger, thug, enforcer horse.And holy shit I’m into it.She’s a motherbuckin’ bloodsucker Got the fans starstruckEyes red, undead creature of the nightWith the too wide smile and the eyes like fireDon’t deny it, VinylMy roommate is a vampire She’s a bloodsucker Got the fans starstruckEyes red, undead creature of the nightWith the too wide smile and the eyes like fireDon’t deny it, VinylMy roommate is a vampire.
Moonbow - My Little Pony Izzy Fanmusic Pit Crew 2023-10-25 | Someimes you just want to make a song about Izzy Moonbow, y'know?Available for download here:https://files.catbox.moe/luftmw.wavYou can call me Trash godTwilight Sparkle but I’m half off Laugh at me now but I’m gonna leave ‘emSlack jawed keep believing Ima blast offFaster than a whip crack, batty as a crackpotMaster of the knickknacks, chatty as chatbot Tripping every trap when my ass walkGrasp strawsEvery challenge is a path trodAnd the paths long Thank Scott I got the brass ballsBest friend Sunny that’s my bffsFunny how it feels to have her stunningSmile brilliant and burningEyes to light me up and optimismFoil to my autism Long as I’m along with emStronger than a Kong “hit em”Moon bow. Moon bow.You can call me. Moon bow. Moon bow.You can call me.Moon bow. Moon bow.You can call me.You can call me.Izzy. Izzy. Moonbow.Kick the frickin rhythm get em Grinnin spittin spinninDizzy like I’m sippin venomSniffin Sunny smells like cinnamon And I’m a gremlin I’m a goblin. I’m your Robin Hood your Dalai Lama I’m the sparkle in your fuckin auraI’m the harlot, I’m the carnal pleasureI’m the starlet, im the supernova in the darknessAnd this is how a unicorn spits spitsSlick victorious and vicious Glitter lesbians with the lipstickHit this you can call me fickle but my friendships Solid as a brick fistMystic. Back in Bridlewood and I’m a misfit.Sprout got me on a hit list.Bitch!Moon bow. Moon bow.You can call me. Moon bow. Moon bow.You can call me.Moon bow. Moon bow.You can call me.You can call me.Izzy. Izzy. Moonbow.Moon. Bow.Goon. So.Me n my crew glow.True gold.Music in the room growsWhosoever choose so You can do it toGonna bloom you’re a new roseScrew it Ima do it tooWhat a loopholeUp high, too slowI’m the dynamite andAnd my fuse lowTick, tick tick Boom!How the fuck did you think This concludes yo??True chaotic in a world Of true neutralAnd I’ll only ever snooze After- afternoon goesIf you ever need a blue Mane unicorn the tune goesSea pony shoo bee doo yoMoon bow. Moon bow.You can call me. Moon bow. Moon bow.You can call me.Moon bow. Moon bow.You can call me.You can call me.Izzy. Izzy. Moonbow.
Potion Shop - Silly Pony Rap featuring Chompy Pit Crew 2023-10-07 | Remember, winners don't do drugs, they do ponies.Written for Busty's 44: Drugs, and I mean, I think it came out decent for a square who has never illegally drugged. Big thanks to Chompy for always being down to throw a bro a hoof.You can get the WAV for free download over here: mediafire.com/file/s4gca5lcrk6b8cz/Potion+Shop+ft.+Chompy+WAV1.wav/fileHello! Welcome to Pony Potions, where every potion is perfect and every is an experience! What can I get for you today?Uh, I dunno…what do you got?Well…I go the uppers and downersAnd pcp by the gallonI got a fun futa potionTo turn a mare to a stallionAnd psychedelics, a hill of them, also codeine and ValiumAn got that sodium chlorine* in powdered form for your saladI’ve got elixirs and mixers and liquorPictures of Nyx and her sisterKissing so dicks’ll get thickerStrippers and stickers and glitterDamn I got everything You a fan of amphetaminesI got meth I got methadoneI got kettles of ketamine pack of pegasus feathers To get you higher than ever And leave you looking at rainbowsLike you were walkin on weatherBut it get better and betterI got the salt and the pepperYou got the bread and the cheddar You want it I can go get her “You got the sparkles and glitter glue?”Motherbucker in red and bluePurple, orange and burgundy Do you know who you’re talking to?Unforgettable edibles They be silly and funnyI got em special from Pinkie Pie So they lookin like gummyGot the morphine it’s medicalRobitussin, incredible My concoctions and chemicalsToo advanced to be ethicalLike I said I’m the potion shop And I’m sellin overstock I’m as dope as my dope yo an holy Smokes we don’t ever“STOP!”Kick the door downHit the floor nowBitch we going to the potion shopGet the horseThis what we lookin forFlip the scoreboard til we grope the topBlow a line thatBuckin blows your mindAnd gulpin coke and limeWhile jokin smokin potKnow it’s timeFor goin spoken rhymes So take a toke and dimeAnd throw a bro a scotch Hey that’s pretty good, but hey, I’m looking for something a little special. Is that all you got?Is that all I got? Maaaan…I got the coke in the back,You want a key I got stacksI got the heroin“Black?”Don’t even narrow it downAbout a billion pills like I’m Fillin millionaire dealsEven Sacklers can lack wordsAbout the dope that I shill I got your ecstasy next to meNo flex just the best pony Sex and fetish for medi-sceneChecks in the melodyCall it a felony fella sellinThis hella creamSweet as sugary saccharine Laughing snacking on gelatine And I fill em with jealousy But they never be jailin me Spittin words like a spelling beeWhile I’m selling my jelly beansOxy, boxes and buckets and barrels Carry em Buck it and bare emPoppers I suck em and share em Barely enough for my harem horn of a unicornEye of newt and thistle thornGot my recipe codedLike it’s written in cuneiform And my uniform vest Has got a plate in the chest Because the haters attemptTo put a blade in my breastGot the sunshine and celery stalksClover and berries in stockClever economy stocksEnd up in pillory stocksHomophone, homonym Thank the moon, not a hominid I’m a goon of a pony With all the juices a lot of them“Time”Pick up the items you tookScribble the price in the bookEyes on the prizes and vicesI got these fish on the “HOOK!”Kick the door downHit the floor nowBitch we going to the potion shopGet the horseThis what we lookin forFlip the scoreboard til we grope the topBlow a line thatBuckin blows your mindAnd gulpin coke and limeWhile jokin smokin potKnow it’s timeFor goin spoken rhymes So take a toke and dimeAnd throw a bro a scotch“So…uh yeah I guess give me some glitter…some alicorn sparkles and like an 8 ball of coke?”*I know it's chloride. This sounded better.
Back in the Saddle - A Song by Chompy Pit Crew 2023-09-27 | It's hard to be back when you don't even remember leaving.Many thanks to Chuckles editing the video. I could never have done it without you. And thank you for the amazing background artwork! See the link below!Lyrics:Now I'm back in the saddle and I say okayCause I worked all night and I slept all dayBut I'm back in the saddle, I'll get tossed no wayLet's give this sucker just one more playSo get back in your saddle so what do you sayHey, go out and win this dayA win is a win by an inch or a yardAnd winnin' don't come just by tryin' hardTake your lumps and your bumps, And your bruises and cutsBlue ribbons don't come just by hanging toughThe ones who finally win, I'm sure you'll findWere the ones kept working past the finish lineBut when the lights go out and your vision gets clearerCan you even stand to look in the mirror?So I'm back in the saddle and I'm ready to rideBeen sittin' too long and I say it's high timeOnce your back in your saddle with your friends at your sideYou pull yourself up and continue the climbNow your back in the saddle and I'm sure you'll findThe only thing I'm thinkin' bout is crossing that lineI'm preaching to the choir, but I hope that I inspireJust a little bit of confidence in things that have transpiredThat time you thought you fractured, well honestly and factuallyWas shining testament to your amazing personalityBecause when you reflect with optimism, retrospectThe things that broke you down were things you couldn't do withoutSo it's time to dust it off, take the L, walk it offCause partner there's a worse thing than an isolated lossSo I'm back in the saddle and I don't care whenCause I know I ain't stopping till I reach the endYes I'm back in the saddle you can bet my friendI got sweat to spill and I got fences to mendOh I'm back in the saddle and I intendTo make the best of of the time I spendNow spiritually and logically you're not quite where you want to beBut getting there ain't getting closer sitting melancholyThe world will keep on turnin' Weather idling or burnin'So you might as well keep swinging till you hear the bell a ringin'I know that you can do this, buckle down and get on to itOnly one mistake you'll make is if you stop on working through it'Cause courage is defined by those who fall and keep on risingSo friend we got a road ahead; I say it's winning timeSo we're back in the saddle keep your eyes on the prizeYou're better than the rest ain't no compromiseYeah we're back in the saddle high time to realizeNo time to look down, when your soaring through the skiesYes you're back in the saddle got fire in your eyesYou been down in your lows, keep your head held highThanks to floralshitpost for the chilled-out background art.Find more of her art here! (NSFW): twitter.com/floralsh_tpost
Cherry Berrys Balloon - MLP Fanmusic Pit Crew 2023-09-18 | A song for a nice pink aviatrix. Big thank you to Snowy for giving me a good critique of an early draft to improve the mix. I always feel like I learn something new from you, friend.Available for download here:mediafire.com/file/nkg40t2mrabt9d5/CherryBerrysBalloonWAV1Cut.wav/fileShe’sLooking down at top maresFrom her basket in the atmosphere Tryna find what’s out thereCatch the magic breeze and let it steer Every doubt she’s fighting Lies beneath the clouds she’s riding Up above the cirrus hiding Higher than her fearThe sun and moon are glowingAlmost close enough for her to touchAnd that ol' wind keeps blowingHear the bora bellow, zephyr rushThe world’s within her clutchAnd even when the wind is roughWhen all her problems lie belowThe only road that’s left to go is upCherry Berry’s Balloon Cherry Berry’s BalloonAn escape to the great bright blue inCherry Berry’s BalloonCherry Berry’s BalloonWhat a view, when you’re higher than the moonFire up the furnace Lightin’ up the burners Off on an adventure And promise she’ll return itsCherry Berry’s BalloonCherry Berry’s BalloonCherry Berry’s BalloonCherry Berry’s BalloonFloating in an ocean Made of golden sun and silver cloudsRolling with the motion Of the slowly flowing nimbus roundAnd the tolling thunder,Isn’t scary when it’s underWanderlust like hunger just,Accumulates in cumulus,AndPeering down at pegasiBeyond a care beyond the skyShe longs to see what she can findBeyond the deep horizon lineAnd every sunbeam dancing Beauty’s truly dream enhancingShooting through this bird's eye view Inside the blue is so entrancingCherry Berry’s Balloon Cherry Berry’s BalloonAn escape to the great bright blue inCherry Berry’s BalloonCherry Berry’s BalloonWhat a view, when you’re higher than the moonSo fire up the furnace Lightin’ up the burners Off on an adventure And promise she’ll return itsCherry Berry’s BalloonCherry Berry’s BalloonCherry Berry’s BalloonCherry Berry’s BalloonThe fire Burns inside herBids her fly andLifts her higherCherry Berry’s Balloon Cherry Berry’s BalloonAn escape to the great bright blue inCherry Berry’s BalloonCherry Berry’s BalloonWhat a view, when you’re higher than the moonFire up the furnace She’s lightin’ up the burners She’s off on an adventure And promise she’ll return itsCherry Berry’s BalloonCherry Berry’s BalloonCherry Berry’s BalloonCherry Berry’s Balloon
Sunshine and Rainbows- Fallout: Equestria Fansong Pit Crew 2023-09-06 | So this was actually written in like...2020. Maybe even 2019. Way back in the back in the day, just never got around to moving on it. Thank you so much, as so often the case, to Chompy for putting in the hard work and getting actual music to sing along to. Chompy, you are an amazing friend and a fantastic everycreature. Thanks for always being good. And to ArwenCuack for the lovely art, which you can see unedited here: twitter.com/ArwenCuack/status/1699521454251851993. Find more of her here:twitter.com/ArwenCuacktrello.com/b/9sKli91X/arwencuacks-commissionsTrack available for download at:mediafire.com/file/pufitdn07n5skgn/SunshineAndRainbows2.mp3/fileWelcome to the worldIt’s dark and gray and feels like everyday there’sRain in the air and clouds are blocking out the sunBut I don’t care; if you’ll be there to Set my world on fireSomepony told me “Girl you’ve got to love someone”And you’ll haveSunshine and rainbows, these ol’ clouds won’t last forever Sunshine and rainbows down every road we walk togetherWe’ll haveSunshine and rainbows; we’re like two birds of a featherYou and IAnd we’re gonna flyWe’re gonna flyOoo-ooo-ooo, Sunshine and RainbowsWe’ll haveOoo-ooo-ooo, Sunshine and RainbowsWe’ll haveOoo-ooo-ooo, Sunshine and RainbowsYou and IYou and II’m looking for the stars at nightBut all I seem to find is thunderIt makes me wonder why I even want to tryBut then you touch my hoof And all the world falls out from underAnd you keep telling me to fight that, fight that, fight that good fight.Cause when the world is at its darkest placeWe need a heroWe need a hero who will bring us back the lightAnd we’ll haveSunshine and rainbows, these ol’ clouds won’t last forever Sunshine and rainbows down e-ve-ry road we walk togetherWe’ll haveSunshine and rainbows, and we’ll fix this broken weather you and I We’ll clear the skyWe’ll clear it.Sunshine and rainbows, these ol’ clouds won’t last forever Sunshine and rainbows down every road we walk togetherWe’ll haveSunshine and rainbows, we’re like two birds of a feather, you and IAnd we’re gonna fly.We’re gonna fly.
Rarity Investigates - MLP Fanmusic Pit Crew 2023-08-20 | Oh boy! It only took a month to figure this out, and I just about bricked my poor lappy on an install, on account of how I'm not very clever with computers, but here it is! A song with pony voices!Synthesizers used were so-vits 4.0 and Controllable Talknet.Download is available here:mediafire.com/file/tc7uz27cxfwr70n/RarityInvestigatesFull4.4WAV.wav/fileSwag cap on with the trench coat, darlingBrass shoes if the perp starts brawlingFlask in the breast pocketNext to the tech call itCap shooter yes cock itBest get talkingSex sells so I fell for another broad When she walked in the door like “Oh sod.”Here comes another one,Back on the casePretty faceWith a loaded gunDon’t call me Zipp thoughI’m dippin Zip codesStreet after streetMake it quick or it gets coldDive bar and strip clubEyeballing victims You got a hot lead?Might get your dick rubbed I’m the Dick with the balls of steelAll mare with a flare for dramatic revealsMind like a hacksawLeave ‘em all slack jawed When I’m on the track nowVillains better back off Hip flask with the sash and capeWhen rarity investigatesTipped hat and the fashion’s greatWhen rarity investigatesPI with the keen eyeAnd the sleek shine of myChic lineHit the streets IGet the beat line And when I squeeze my Wolverine peeps dieNever try to lie to me, foolSeeing right through You’re eye to eyeWith a mind like a Knife tooLife’s black and whiteBut my eyes stay ice blueGumshoe stuck to The right case like glue Chase clues Take duesGet laid while the Bass groovesGet fame Kiss damesBurn changeLike a cigarette flamePunch thugs and IDuck from slugsWake up, take drugsStay drunk, lay bugsMake love, make discoveriesI uncover theseWhile I recover up Under the covers please Hip flask with the sash and capeWhen rarity investigatesTipped hat and the fashion’s greatWhen rarity investigatesRarity investigatesYou better bet your fatesI’ll never rest the case until I check and mateI’m a deck of aces andI’m dedicated My careers like my clothesHighly decorated Ray bans in the middle of the nightBetter make plans cause a kiddo wanna fightThey lay hands but I lay hoovesAnd I might take a bruise but I Break you Take two Gonna smooth talk a stallionThat a gun in your pocket or a wholeDamn battalion?And what a gal gotta do Round here for a cluePretty boy, wanna smooch?Yeah I know that you doNow I’m back on the road in the back end street Wrap it up in a bow like it’s fashion weekSnappy quote and I’m back to the last boutique Rainbow Dash doesn’t know what she has in meHip flask with the sash and capeWhen rarity investigatesTipped hat and the fashion’s greatWhen rarity investigatesHip flask with the sash and capeWhen rarity investigatesTipped hat and the fashion’s greatWhen rarity investigates
Sh*tposts, Hand Grenades, and Horseshoes - MLP Music [Explicit Lyrics] Pit Crew 2023-07-14 | I, uh, I might have gone a little far on this one. But the topic prompt was "The Internet is Scary" so....Available for download here: mediafire.com/file/s4vtxnvya79jkq3/Shitposts,+Hand+Grenades+and+Horseshoes.wav/fileThanks, as so often is the case, to ArwenCuack for the wonderful art, this time ponification of an old internet meme image. Find more of her here:twitter.com/ArwenCuacktrello.com/b/9sKli91X/arwencuacks-commissionsThe internet is scary? What kind of a topic is that?The internet isn’t scary.The real world is scary. The internet is where the ponies are. So plug the fuckin modem in,And load ‘em inLike bullets in my Colt again.Hold onto your scrotum;Hit the road and let the show begin.Roll it like it’s Roller Coaster Tycoon,Crying, “I don’t want to go on Mr Bones Wild Ride!”Go again.Pull the lever down; People please the crowd.We can have another go around; Princess Pinkie Pie can keep the crown.I can keep the kilogram of semen;You can keep it down;Very hard to jack it while you’re laughing, Jeezy freaking wow!Can’t a pervert even jerk in peace now? Creep around and deep into your DMs, Sneak into your webcam? Peepin’ out the lenses while your sleeping With my peepee out?Got my Rainbow Dashie mason jar and I drink it down.In my stinky, mustyBasement with my minky plushyPonka Po with Pinkie pussy; Teeny tiny weenie bustin’Isn’t even interestin’ Thinking, “He’s just so disgusting,” Talking to my daki while I’m boppin’Call it my dis-cushion.Hoppin’ on the intertubes just to make a shitpost.Hand grenades and horseshoes, so I ain’t gotta get close. Cloppin’ to a two dimension bitch and switch hoes.Sparky Sparkeroni plus your waifu is a spitroast.You might say I’m knuckle dragging; I know I’m a tip toe. Tipping topping everything; well you know how that this goes.I’ma scribble this prose; T pose in drip clothes;Booping every snootle; bitches say that Nonny gets nose.Mission after mission On the internet, call it my E-missionBet that it be kissin’ mares and makingErry single pony wet,And every single person on the boardJust a little more annoyedThan they were before I Called their wife a silly whore.Ordinary morning on the forum,It’s a war zone:Ayylmaoes and dougshitInterspersed with pornos.Gee Percenters thirsty for the Spider legs and dog thots. Season one purists On a soapbox selling hog wash.I can start a fist fight right now, here and now,Just by posting Trixie and a trans flag. Gay pow’!But with great pow’ comes a great responsibility This ability to incite a hate crowd.I ain’t even gotta believe the shit I’m postingTo leave the bitches choking on my Creamy, memey weeby weenie.Maybe I’m just coping, just to cover upThe openness. If I make enough jokes No one knows what’s serious.Seriously friends I’m just dumb as fuck and depressed.Roflcopter. I’m just joshing; don’t believe what he says. Mommy says I’m very clever, she thinks I’m a genius.I don’t think she knows what a year of whiskey drinks did.Hoppin’ on the intertubes just to make a shitpost.Hand grenades and horseshoes, so I ain’t gotta get close. Cloppin’ to a juicy two dimension bitch and switch hoes.Sparky Sparkeroni plus your waifu is a spitroast.You might say I’m knuckle dragging; I know I’m a tip toe. Tipping topping everything; well you know how that this goes.I’ma scribble this prose; T pose in drip clothes;Booping every snootle; bitches say that Nonny gets nose. So dial up the broadband, Gosh damn,Logging on to cock spam.Adblockin’ bots, while I’m rubbing on my sock hand.Watch me while I dodge bans, Running from the cops, andLong as I’m anonymous I’ma fuckin’ bomb vans.Kickin’ on the CrocsSweatpants and the top hat.Damn looking hot: flat butt, And I got fat.Walk that line, and I dunno When to stop that.Typing while I’m fighting, gloved upLike I’m Strong Bad.Hoppin’ on the intertubes just to make a shitpost.Hand grenades and horseshoes, so I ain’t gotta get close. Cloppin’ to a juicy two dimension bitch and switch hoes.Sparky Sparkeroni plus your waifu is a spitroast.You might say I’m knuckle dragging; I know I’m a tip toe. Tipping topping everything; well you know how that this goes.I’ma scribble this prose; T pose in drip clothes;Booping every snootle; bitches say that Nonny gets nose.Hoppin’ on the intertubes just to make a shitpost.Hand grenades and horseshoes, so I ain’t gotta get close. Cloppin’ to a juicy two dimension bitch and switch hoes.Sparky Sparkeroni plus your waifu is a spitroast.You might say I’m knuckle dragging; I know I’m a tip toe. Tipping topping everything; well you know how that this goes.I’ma scribble this prose; T pose in drip clothes;Booping every snootle; bitches say that Nonny gets nose.
Welcome to the Magic - My Little Pony Fanmusic Pit Crew 2023-07-03 | A silly song because I felt like writing a silly song. At some point soon I will do something uplifting and positive and sappy again, but I'm having a silly week, so not for this one or the next song.Thanks to Snowy for "Yeah?"WAV available for download over here: mediafire.com/file/hhzli9x5ewyqumw/Welcome+to+the+MagicNewWAV2Fade.wav/fileWelcome to the magic! Welcome to the madness! Welcome to the slapstick! Welcome to the, to the, to the Welcome to the magic! Welcome to the madness! Welcome to the slapstick! Welcome to the magic!The friendship lessons: believe ‘em. This positivity: mean it.When I speak I’m so unironicThe doctor says I’m anaemic,And it’s not a meme it’s iconic.I keep the smile it’s chronic ,And I’m just the cream of cropIf you’re farming introvert autists.But I won’t say that I’m sorryThat I’m rolling harder than Sonic;I might not roll a Ferrari,But I got a horse on the bonnet.And you’re like, “Damn, feeling nauseous”Cause I’m just more than you can stomach.A dominatrix; this fandomCan’t stand the randomness, nonsense.Honest Applejack. And I’m on it like apple crack; Stepping up and I’ll Apple smackYou out the saddle. Slap!Throw hands, throw hooves,I throw noobs off the roof, butMe and my crew will fight youWith kindness. Send a nice gift to spite you. Chill like ice cubes.A Clydesdale, and you’re minute.Screaming, “Bite me!” while I bite you,Then throw a party for you and invite you. Blow the mic out like fellatio;Dunno what “ratio” means. I’m too lame and old;Before they made radiosRecorded my spits in oldRoman: made in stone.Back when we bought shirts and shopped mech Paid in gold.Back when Pangea was a preteen and awkward, And I’m so damn Derped thatI’m shipped with the Doctor.Doc! Doc! I’m hurt!The proctologist! stop her!Hoof up my bum while she’s dropping my boxersDown to my Converse.Damn this a long verse. Wrap that shit up, ‘cause I’m strapped for the strong words.Drop the hook! Quick! For I fuck up the song worseThan Ponka Po filling the crosswords withClop words.Welcome to the magic! Welcome to the madness! Welcome to the slapstick! Welcome to the, to the, to the Welcome to the magic! Welcome to the madness! Welcome to the slapstick! Welcome to the magic!Headed back to the internet, Even though there’s no interest In my negative intellect Messages about intersex Futa horses that intersectsWith my fetish for spinnerets,Spider ponies with cigarettes, Keeping me in a minaret.Locked up like Rapunzel;In the dungeon, with my bum fullOf horsecock.So damn hot;It’s wonderful! No homo though! I’m just cum fueledI’m too pudge, dumb, and ugly to run; I’m just gasping on mares by the lungful, Stagger and stumble, Asthmatically wheezing soThat Dash says I’m uncool.Comma, conjunction. No transition to the next patter.No one cares; no one listens, So it don’t matter,Long as this shit keeps spinnin.Spittin nonsense ‘bout the mares that I’m kissin’While I’m sitting in a chair wishin’I was there.Listen I’m aware that I’m fishin’For somepony to care; I frickin’ swear to Celestia, I’m just mad for Equestria,Only difference with the rest of ya:When I’m stressed I can rest my nutsOn a hydraulic press, press to bust Then flex, and I wreck machinesLike I’m flecks of rust,And When I thrust betweenThen the rest adjust. Get set, bust! I might not know what I’m doing, But I’m having fun while I do it, N’ treatin Grubber’s dick like my career. What I mean I blew it.Gluing horseshoesTo my flip flops,And skip, hop right off a cliffLike I’ve been taught. It’s been hot, friends,Now the end.Heres the sendoff:Hey Snow?(Yeah?)Spin that frickin’ discLike it’s hip hop! Welcome to the magic! Welcome to the madness! Welcome to the slapstick! Welcome to the, to the, to the Welcome to the magic! Welcome to the madness! Welcome to the slapstick! Welcome to the ma-!Welcome to the magic! Welcome to the madness! Welcome to the slapstick! Welcome to the, to the, to the Welcome to the magic! Welcome to the madness! Welcome to the slapstick! Welcome to the magic!
Coco Pommel - Saucy MLP Fanmusic Pit Crew 2023-06-11 | A silly song, for a silly meme, for a sweet mare.Oh sweet Manehattan; it’s the city that never sleeps There’s always something happening in your busy streetsThe roar of a million voices, the score of a million feetThe stories of choices we make to share generosityAnd in the workshop she sits thereSweet cream and aquamarine hairUnseen, unfair ‘Cause I need this mare More than I need to Eat, sleep and breathe airThere’s a sunset waiting for us past the cold concrete And there’s a romance being written on these swarming streetsMy heartbeat resonates like music in the steel and glassShe puts her hoof in mineLooks deep into my eyesAnd says “Put it in my ass,” Oh, Coco PommelShe sweeps me right off my feet,What a treat, she’s like a sweet vanilla AngelOh, Coco PommelI’m in love,She’s a cream coloured dove from aboveAnd she likes doing butt stuff. Oh she likes doing butt stuff.We went walking down the Canterlot BoulevardOur hooves were trottin, yeah, and she would clip and I would clopTrading stories ‘bout her life and family and jobI learned that she was perfectShe learned that I’m slobBut she saw past my broken historyLeaned in closeAnd sweetly kissed my cheekTickly whiskers while she’s whispering“Hey there sweetie,What a lovely eveningGot that loving feelingMaybe we can goBack homeAnd do it in the butt”Oh, Coco PommelShe sweeps me right off my feet,What a treat, she’s like a sweet vanilla AngelOh, Coco PommelI’m in love,She’s a cream coloured dove from aboveAnd she likes doing butt stuff.My dear Dandere darlingThe white dove to my starlingAnd each design she’s drawing Has me falling and falling and falling forOh, Coco PommelShe sweeps me right off my feet,What a treat, she’s like a sweet vanilla AngelOh, Coco PommelI’m in love,She’s a cream coloured dove from aboveAnd she likes doing butt stuff.She likes doing butt stuff.Coco Pommel.
Dont Kill the Part of You Thats Cringe - My Little Pony Music Pit Crew 2023-05-15 | As you might have guessed by now, there are few things I like more than an outrageously overdone Original Character (do not steal). Maybe it's because I grew up solidly in the midst of vintage cringe culture. Maybe I just get a good laugh out of them. Maybe it's because it hits me right in the heart when someone goes all in on a character with no regard for the "right" way to do things, but as part of my ongoing process to make cringecore a thing, have a song. I'm sure it won't be the last.Track is available for free download here: mediafire.com/file/457n6c63fwt2kzm/Don'tKillThePartOfYouThatsCringe7WAV.wav/fileAnd, again, an enormous, a huge, a gigantic tanks to ArwenCuack, who is a wonderful friend and has done so much fantastic art for me. You can find more of her work, and commission info here:trello.com/b/9sKli91X/arwencuacks-commissionstwitter.com/ArwenCuackShe's currently building up a commission portfolio, so I really ought to be giving her commissions that, you know, make her look good. Instead she still puts up with my dumb ass asking to prominently feature her making a really terrible cringe pony. We even had a really nice conversation where I sent over a sketch and talked through like..."ok, she's pretty obnoxious, but what can we do to make her WORSE?" And honestly I'm just delighted with the outcome. This girl is so loud, so colorful, a fairy alicorn princess with the fishnets and the stripey socks and the hypersaturated body marking and I just love her. She's adorable.Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe Kill the part of you that gives even one fucking shitDon’t kill the part of you that is cringeColour scheme, hot pink, lime, green, and orangeShow that shit to all your friendsAnd never listen to the cynicism, embrace the optimismAnd all that matters in the endIs that you had fun So if you had some Love the part of you that is cringeSo let me tell you ‘bout my sweet self insertShe’s pink and all her friends are real pleased with herInside her brain the season’s always winterAnd she tries to smile when her inside’s been hurtA little ditzyAnd she can’t remember heck allNot very cleverBut hey, that’s what makes her specialShe cares no matter who the folks might beYeah, what I really like about herIs she’s kinda like mePink coat, and blonde maneShe wears a Santa hat in sun and snow or rainShe isn’t lewd but you all assume it anywayHoHoHo-okDon’t kill the part of you that is cringe Kill the part of you that gives even one fucking shitDon’t kill the part of you that is cringeColour scheme, hot pink, lime, green, and orangeShow that shit to all your friendsAnd never listen to the cynicism, embrace the optimismAnd all that matters in the endIs that you had fun So if you had some Love the part of you that is cringeSo let me tell you ‘bout my sweet self insertShe isn’t sleepy and her knee’s not injuredShe isn’t broken in a dozen placesAnd every morning she can always face itExtroverted and she knows what to sayHer feet don’t hurt and her mane isn’t turning grayShe’s never angry, yeah my OC,What I really like about herIs she isn’t like meShe’s sweet. And she’s sane.She doesn’t struggle with her eating or a broken brain.And when I’m mad I stop and ask “Well what would Chuckles say?”HoHoHo-okDon’t kill the part of you that is cringe Kill the part of you that gives even one fucking shitDon’t kill the part of you that is cringeColour scheme, hot pink, lime, green, and orangeShow that shit to all your friendsAnd never listen to the cynicism, embrace the optimismAnd all that matters in the endIs that you had fun So if you had some Love the part of you that is cringeSo make that Mary SueMake your waifu marry youWhy should you careIf the hope can help to carry you?The world’s too scary to beWorried ‘bout their point of view.And cringe is very, very (you).So come on tell me ‘bout your cool self insertSpill that spaghetti.Ready? Go full cringelordDon’t be afraid of looking weirdYou’re already fookin here’And you’re beautiful, so fear no censureI hope they’re married to your favourite pony!And when you think about it you’re not lonely,Come on and post that pretty art you drewYeah, what I really like about themIs what I like about you Cute snoot and pretty eyesThey make me chuckle, heckin holy heck I love you guysAnd when you smile then I get to smile too, my friendSo post that fuckin cringeDon’t kill the part of you that is cringe Kill the part of you that gives even one fucking shitDon’t kill the part of you that is cringeColor scheme, hot pink, lime, green, and orangeShow that shit to all your friendsAnd never listen to the cynicism, embrace the optimismAnd all that matters in the endIs that you had fun So if you had some Love the part of you that is cringe
Evening With Twilight - Peaceful MLP Fanmusic Pit Crew 2023-05-02 | Just a little quiet side project. I have a few songs right now giving me some trouble in production and wanted to do something straightforward and in my comfort zone to feel like I was still making progress.File available for download here: mediafire.com/file/xbx8kp4qf1s9rn3/Evening+With+TwilightWAV.wav/fileUp inside of Golden OakAfter twilightBy the firesideBooks on the rightTo left baby spike liesQuietSo tired, but her eyes shineVioletIt’s Twi-timeSilent as the night skySilver moon hanging brightHighBats flying by, shy wing flicker flitter flutterTo the shimmer, glitter glamour of the FirefliesHooves on the ottoman Books: got one, got two, got a lotta themCardigan blue, warm wool and mug of hot brewFill the tea pot new gotta start againShe’s so smart, call her Solomon; cute tooMaybe too cute, brute force brain with a screw looseDrifting off to sleep, sweet dreams, in a book snoozeOwlowicious says she’s the who’s who of who’s whoIn the stillness of the reading nookShadows in leaves of the branches and the booksBoth rustle in the breeze blowing gentle after midnightAnd I want to spend the evening with TwilightThere’s no story to these lyrics Sorry if you came to get a giggle but my spirit Isn’t feeling brilliant or boisterous and until it’s rightI just want to paint a quiet picture here with TwilightFlip, turn the pageCandle wick wigglesIt holds the flame Bee wax dribbles Dripping like a golden honeydropSlowly rolling down the taper only stopsWith the morning clockFlip, turn againMidnight slips, slips, slips into another dayTick, tock, tick “Quick, quick, quick” the seconds sayEvery minute spent is blessing and I want to stayTill I slip awayBlue mane, two stripes, hooves like lavender andCute bright pupils in her peepers and they Sparkle in the moonlight Got no clue how she managesHooves on my heart wounds soothe like bandagesTwo AM comes and Two AM vanishesShe’s so beautiful I could fill a million canvasesSandman banished we can sleep when fire diesFlip another page in the library with TwilightIn the stillness of the reading nookShadows in leaves of the branches and the booksBoth rustle in the breeze blowing gentle after midnightAnd I want to spend the evening with TwilightThere’s no story to these lyrics Sorry if you came to get a giggle but my spirit Isn’t feeling brilliant or boisterous and until it’s rightI just want to paint a quiet picture here with Twilight
Animal - MLP Fanmusic [Explicit Lyrics] Pit Crew 2023-04-23 | My favorite part is the wolfgirl awoo in the second chorus. It delights me still.Many thanks to Chompy for hopping on the chorus to push it down an extra few semitones. I had to get up and record using my morning voice just to get the prechorus down to the fifth, but getting that extra octave is just outside of my range. An EXTRA saucy song for Busty's "Acting Like Animals" theme, with many thanks to floralshitpost for the art to go with it. (Which, for the record, was on commission BEFORE this youtu.be/zPtMglIaroE came out. We're just having a hivemind moment here.)Find more of her art here! (NSFW): twitter.com/floralsh_tpostSong available for free download here: mediafire.com/file/wfrvvki4qn6bf8i/AnimalWAV.wav/fileWhoa there Fluttershy!Whoa there! No reason to be like that.We can talk this through. Easy there, girl; easy there.Whoa-whoa-whoa-back-back-back-back!(You’re going to LOVE ME!)Wahaha it’s a mare in heatComing at me RarityHead to my feet going weak at the kneesShe gonna pounce and I’m scared to be herePlease be gentle carefully dearAnimalistic can’t even see clearCannibal vision she gonna eat that meatLike jeezy petes she’s freakyAnd she’s goin creature modeSay the heat makes her explodeBegging please can I have your foal Fluttershy bitch I told you noScratch that itch with a shaft and tipShe goin down like “how’s the trip”G and PT disappeared my D And like “how’s that for a magic trick?”Twilight hump with a rule and compassRunning that bum like calculusJust when she finish Pinkie’s twitchin Shit well here we go againI’m gonna hit that estrus assDick as big as a Texas hatAnd when I flex my checks and cashI get a bitch like best in class Mare in the Lexus wreck and crashAin’t no sweat gotta Estus flaskYou got the breastes? I gotta passI wanna come in Rainbow DashAnimal, animal Want thatAnimal, animal Want thatAnimal, animal Want thatAnimal, animal So fulla heat like a mare in estrusShe tryna flirt it’s goddamn preciousGo get her friend for a threesomeSee son, callin’ that trips, so y’all better check thisLike spike on a checklist, recklessPipp just texted sex pics; heck thisHigh tech, it’s my ticket Straight to the moon when I fuck a princessQueen Haven please believe me I was behaving she tryna freak meSee these likes on her clip trot pageAnd her blogspot say I got dick for daysZipp’s the same, even Hitch can sayIzzy told him it was just a phaseBack in the day with Apple J We used to go for a roll in the (heeeyy!)They hate me. Cause they ain’t me.They gatekeep. Cause they can’t keepUp, and I can’t sleep, cause I’m eight deepIn Pank call it hanky pankyI’m gonna hit that estrus assDick as big as a Texas hatAnd when I flex my checks and cashI get a bitch like best in class Mare in the Lexus wreck and crashAin’t no sweat gotta Estus flaskYou got the breastes? I gotta passI wanna come in Rainbow DashAnimal, animal Want thatAnimal, animal Want thatAnimal, animal Want thatAnimal, animal The birds and the bees whenThe herd hits that seasonI can’t even reloadWhen she goin’Beastmode.Animal, animal Want thatAnimal, animal Want thatAnimal, animal Want thatAnimal, animal
Cant Stop Us - Pony Renaissance Anthem Pit Crew 2023-04-13 | It feels like we really are in a second boom of pony content these days, with more art and music and discussion than I've felt like we've had since the original drop-off, and the vibe just seems really strong. Content keeps coming, cons keep going, friendships keep arising, and I had the uge to make something celebrating that. Many thanks to Chompy and especially to Snowy Charm for editing advice on this one; Snowy lent me his ear and critique on several drafts that I think really helped the end product. Download is available here: mediafire.com/file/9hpo10xtzcec9cx/Can'tStopUsWAV4.wav/fileA new golden age.The pony resurgency.The renaissance.It’s time to come back, so get your pony suit, get your plushy, and get your ass on the floor. Let’s go!Catch me on the dance floorI’m the one With the rainbow unicorn hornEyes shut whileI jump I’m so high The sky ducked Ponies gimme a hard onAnd I go off like a carbombIn BelfastYou smell thatBeat (Hell Yeah)That’s stardomCut a rail of that stardustLike Twilight Sparkle power scaling Alpha males and Hasbro marketsThirstier than some bar nutsHard cut to the next-RhythmBreaking my neck-Get emI’m gonna flex-‘TismI’m having sex-With emWatch my inflection Only one direction Left to go and you should know itCelestia, here’s the lessonHeadstrong, balls outAnd here’s the callout To all the motherfuckersWho think it’s too late to start outGolden age starts now Get the markers out Disposition so damn Sunny You can call me StarscoutOutbound, out, proudOutside of the box nowInside of the chimneySay it with me we gonna shout loudCan’t stop usNah headed straight to the top motherfuckerCan’t stop usAnd we got it on lockCan’t stop usEvery time we let the beat drop noCan’t stop usSo ponies lemme hear those hooves stompStraight to the peak of the mountain Into the teeth of the dragonBringing the heat spitting fireTired but never retiredBurning desire for theGood old days to come again They never expired We got the magic we only need the friendsWe only need the rosy tinted lensesInspiration, instigating this insurgencyWe only know how to winWe only know how to poni poniWe only know how to liveWe only know that we’re going Up cause that’s what I’ve got to giveWe’re on a rescue missionNever can rest the visionJust to bring some joy so boyo This shit is important, listenWe die when we tap out When you wanna cry: shoutWe’ll pilfer every silver liningOut of every killer cloudOutlawed And outgunnedOur jobs Just to have fun UnboundAnd undoneCountdown Just to hit oneCan’t stop usNah headed straight to the top youCan’t stop usAnd we got it on lockCan’t stop usEvery time we let the beat drop you know you Can’t stop usSo ponies lemme hear those hooves stompSo grab your marker pens And colored pencils, time to beginQuick design an OC ponyBonus points for all the cringeInto the breach, enter the beastAll of my energy into this beat Hit ‘em with these spit that I speakUntil I’m beaten onto my kneesAnd even when I’m fallen I’m crawlingI’m brawling every cotton pickin varmint Darnit and calling out every top and bottomSo let your mane down, and get those hooves upTo the music stomp those horseshoes Let the groove fuckThe days new, the dawn sun shines like bronze yus It’s on unto dusk till songs turn to dustIf I had a freaking dime for every time they said that we diedRIP the fandoms over, fuck it then I could retireBuy an island, covered in diamonds, sapphire jet and learn how to flyBut I guess they were wrong about it every single time So every kinky motherfucker drawing clop Every single person sewin plush or writing barsNever stopCan’t stop usNah headed straight to the top motherfuckerCan’t stop usAnd we got it on lockCan’t stop usEvery time we let the beat drop you know you Can’t stop usSo ponies lemme hear those hooves stompYou can’t stop us.
5:15 - MLP Fanmusic Pit Crew 2023-03-25 | Yes. This is the correct time to upload a song about insomnia. Lots of thanks to Chompy for working with me on this and giving it a beautiful guitar track.Based on this familiar image/series twibooru.org/680688, this is a song about wasting the opportunity to dream about my sweet Derpy by staying awake. This is a bad thing. I think I ought to go to bed now.Song is available for download here: mediafire.com/file/trc9yl403zle7lh/Five+Fifteen+WAV.mp3/fileNaming my mp3 files "WAV;" the absolute state.The day’s never over The work’s never doneThe night’s getting older At the nadir of the sunBut the weight pressing on my shouldersMoves the clock to quarter oneWhen I slip below the coversAnd my lullabies are sungSinging lulay, lulayLeave the word behindLulay lulayYou’re running out of timeWith deep golden eyesAnd a bright shining smileI just want to lie hereAnd hold her a whileI know the dawn’s comingBut I’ll stay in her wingsFor that short span of midnightUntil 5:15Like clockwork celestialThe earth in its sphereSpins onward perpetual‘Til days become yearsMy labouring breaths and theGray by my ears Say “Only in rest willYou outrun your fears.”Singing lulay, lulayLeave the word behindLulay lulayYou’re running out of timeWith deep golden eyesAnd a bright shining smileI just want to lie hereAnd hold her a whileI know the dawn’s comingBut I’ll stay in her wingsFor that short span of midnightUntil 5:15Escapements unwinding The bells start to ringThe day comes to find me I’ve slept not a winkI’ve wasted my timeAnd I’ve wasted my dreams Another lost midnight And now 5:15Singing lulay, lulayLeave the word behindLulay lulayYou’re running out of timeWith deep golden eyesAnd a bright shining smileI just want to lie hereAnd hold her a whileI know the dawn’s comingBut I’ll stay in her wingsFor that short span of midnightUntil 5:15That short span of midnightUntil 5:15
Flower, the Dumb Robot - Pony Fanmusic Pit Crew 2023-03-19 | Original video by youtube.com/@THE1LFO :youtu.be/rohvbRKHTnAIf you haven't seen it GO SEE IT. And give that fool a like and subscribe, cause holy toledo, what a great short. I mean like, good enough that I watched it late last night and had the song written before noon. Inspiring. It's great to see such amazing and incredible work still coming out of the fandom. Way to go friends.Many thanks to LF0 for giving me the nod to use their content for this song and video, super appreciated!WAV available for download here: mediafire.com/file/slbaibz89jvrlla/Flower,+The+Dumb+Robot+WAV3.wav/fileHello and welcome to the demonstration Here at Pony Laboratories We create a worldRun by imaginationWhat we envision isA nation where our roboponiesChange the face of not just only Enterprises but situations Far beyond the scope of anyHope dreamed of before butI won’t bore you with the Ordinary words I know that you’re impatient So let me introduce:The replacement youBetter than a humanyou can see she got The pony hoovesIQ a millionChess playin’ brilliantPut her on the microphone She killin’ itUp inside the laboratory chillin’What a silly pony fully in Defiance you can’t put her in a categoryBut you bet your assThat she keter classXK scenarioEvery time she givin’ sassAnd she ain’t never heard of three lawsWho the hell is Asimov?Slacking off, hurt a human laugh it offThis is Flower, the Dumb RobotFully uncontainable every time she go offThis is Flower, the Dumb RobotHooves made of rubber and a brain made of cobaltThis is Flower, the Dumb RobotI’m trying not to think it but her stripy socks are so hotThis is Flower, the Dumb RobotI don’t need it anyway, she can have my whole heartMint green model with the fuzzy pink kicks onShit son, I think I’m freaking feelin’ things. Is this wrong?The way she “eee,” she don’t even hit the diphthong My heart is a bowling pinAnd Flower kickin trick shotsWhat a trip, she’s a freakin’ lunatic automatic And the static in her system outta tickPicture perfect pervy personality and pertinent To our perpetual annoyance she’s a perky ponyPerpetrating periodic peccadillos Ate eleven kilosOf my cds as a meal soFor real thoughGrab your steel toes, hi-vis and hard hatsWe’re inside the danger zone and I have the scars thatMake me question why we gave her fangs in the first placeBut dang it when she smile I’m in love again with her faceCurvaceous,I love the way thisBap pony breaks andAll that I can say is This is Flower, the Dumb RobotFully uncontainable every time she go offThis is Flower, the Dumb RobotHooves made of rubber and a brain made of cobaltThis is Flower, the Dumb RobotI’m trying not to think it but her stripy socks are so hotThis is Flower, the Dumb RobotI don’t need it anyway, she can have my whole heartHalf crazy, and half lazy, and you amaze meFlower are you doin’ it on purpose? Maybe.And I’ve been thinking latelyPretty lady, if it isn’t super shadyMaybe you could even date me?Plug in and unplugTwenty kilonewton hugsAnd a struggle just to breathe When she snuggles mePlease don’t save me From her electric rabiesGoing to her brain like HALSinging with me, Daisy, DaisyThis is Flower, the Dumb RobotFully uncontainable every time she go offThis is Flower, the Dumb RobotHooves made of rubber and a brain made of cobaltThis is Flower, the Dumb RobotI’m trying not to think it but her stripy socks are so hotThis is Flower, the Dumb RobotI don’t need it anyway, she can have my whole heart
Rest - MLP Fanmusic Pit Crew 2023-03-11 | I worked more than a couple late nights on this one, and the irony is not lost on me.These days it seems like rest is mostly just a barrier in the way of accomplishing all the work and projects and socializing that needs to happen, but maybe it's ok to take a break every now and again.Many thanks to Wonder Waves (DHM) for lending the voice to filly.And once again, the amazing artwork here is coming from Franshushu, you can find the original here:twitter.com/ArwenCuack/status/1634640128520986627derpibooru.org/images/3061909And more of her work here: derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-franshushudeviantart.com/franshushuDownload available here (rip in peace, Smuttyhorse):mediafire.com/file/unosmlgiht78lv6/RestWAV.wav/fileYou’re working hard all weekSnootle to the GrindstoneHooves on the street skipping time zonesYou’re a kind soulIn a blindfoldSee how your life shinesEven with your eyes closedAnd when you hold me closeYou’re so warm like a snowmareMaking me chuckleHo, ho, thereHold the phone, hold upAnd now that we’ve grown upI don’t think we’ll ever blow upBig, never leave a limousine when we roll upWith mares in tuxedosLike Joe Mr. DonutsBut it won’t hold us backNobody owns us No one here to scold usWhen we break the mold, yesAnd here’s a bonus factYou’re not alone, nahAnywhere you go I’llBe there by your shoulderSo damn predictable Happy with my old rutsCount sixteen, take it to the chorus It’s time to restPut your head on the pillow, with a purposeYou’ve tried your bestSweet dreams little filly you deserve thisAnd while you sleep I’ll keep You safe little sunbeamComf, coze and cuddlyAnd when you wake we’ll takeAnything the world triesYou and I we’ll flyWe’ll flyAnd we’ll shine our lightsSo closeYour eyes,And hold me tightAnd you say that it hurtsWith the weight of the worldOn your WithersWe can carry that togetherAnd you only look around before the pain inside your heart startsHappy is a far markYou’re a star spark burning in the darknessLook into your calendarEvery days a long listSoQueue the song listYou know who’s the strongestBefore the suns goneWe can make a small dentSo if you’re ever feeling low maybe lonely Just remember that you’re my little ponyIf you ever need a cry or a smileJust for a while filly you can always hold meAnd with our friends to remind us Always there behind us we’ll take to the sky You and I, yesYou can be the princessYour royal highness Now get your heinie into bedClose your eyes, just-Just Let me tuck you in so snugYou’re safe little stinkbug I'm gonna turn the lights down And I’ll pull the covers upJust Let me tuck you in so snugYou’re safe little stinkbug I'm gonna turn the lights down And I’ll pull the covers upIt’s time to restPut your head on the pillow, with a purposeYou’ve tried your bestSweet dreams little filly you deserve thisAnd while you sleep I’ll keep You safe little sunbeamComf, coze and cuddlyAnd when you wake we’ll takeAnything the world triesYou and I we’ll fly
Last Dance (Live) Pit Crew 2023-03-05 | Chompy performing Last Dance live and in the flesh at Anthro New England 2023!
Slumber Party - MLP Convention Music [HarmonyCon 2023 Release] Pit Crew 2023-02-19 | Is there anything more magical than meeting internet friends in real life? Yes. And that's meeting your internet friends' cute plushies. There's something so special about spending time with folks, having conversations way later than you ought, meeting new friends, new plush, and generally leaving the comfort zone of the internet to spend a weekend remembering that the avatars on your screen have faces too.I've had such an amazing time at HarmonyCon every year I've been, and this was no exception. Thanks to all my dear friends with whom I got to spend this time. Lets do it again soon. Love ya. /)Note: This song and video represent my own, personal (wonderful) HarmonyCon experience and are not sponsored by or associated with the HarmonyCon event, staff, or organizers in any capacity.It’s party weekend.And we up in the con Singing songs, dancing, laughing andDrinking.Pass on that sleepingPut a foot on the gas till the Night passed sun starts to creep inAnd the room up on floor tenWe can fit more inAnd we won’t even close the doorUntil it’s 4am We don’t sleepWe only slumber partyWe don’t count sheepWe counting out the bodyShotsCounting down before the con stops Nonstop headbop jumping guess that’s why they call me hip hopUntil my head hits the pillow and my lids dropWe take this party to the tip topThree day party weekend get the homies from the airportWeapons grade autism got the hotel pretty scared forWhat we prepared for; triple shifting janitorsBut we keep it careful with the mare and horses thereforeParty room is squeaky cleanIf we talking litteringIf we talking horses then it’s Criminally obsceneGot the body pillow fort All my buddys from the boardEven met some from theDusty Busty discordSo let the liquor pourBouncing like a tennis courtYou can call me LittlepipTaking shots I can’t affordFifth of wild PegasusGot me kinda pistol whippedWe be getting dizzyTill our eyes are crossed like Derpy DitzAnd I’m getting hit on by a lady in a ponysuitGirl you ain’t my waifu I don’t care you thinking I be cuteYou ain’t my pretty grayPegasus so hate to sayPick another man but first Please crank the music all the wayI only see y’all once a year and see I I know you know that you’re all so dear To meI feel the love and that festive cheer when weAre close enough to hug right here Before I even finish seeing, meeting, greeting peopleThey talkin “come to trot” like we was freaking needing sequelsI’m booping plushies; I don't know if that shits even legalThe Brits are leaving for the shooting range to finger DeaglesI see no evil, I hear no evil speak no e-vilWe here to party, friendship magic, buddies we chillSo grab somebody, pony plushie, brushie we willJust keep it coming until Celestia lights up for realYou got your dakimakuraThis weeb be chomping pocky up But when in Rome I guess I’m Roman Pour that sake in my cupHitting up that artist commDrawing clop until the dawnThen Party in the parking lotCause someone set us up the bombAnd when it’s time to go homeI hope to heck that you knowI love you people and I always will Just like I love ponesWrap it up and we crashAnd taking ten hour napsI hope that you had a blastNow one more time while it lastsIt’s party weekend.And we up in the con Singing songs, dancing, laughing andDrinking.Pass on that sleepingPut a foot on the gas till the Night passed sun starts to creep inAnd the room up on floor tenWe can fit more inAnd we won’t even close the doorUntil it’s 4am We don’t sleepWe only slumber partyWe don’t count sheepWe counting out the bodyShotsCounting down before the con stops Nonstop headbop jumping guess that’s why they call me hip hopUntil my head hits the pillow and my lids dropWe take this party to the tip top
Red Zone - Cyberpunk Pony Fanmusic Pit Crew 2023-02-01 | Back to bustin'!mp3 available for download here: mediafire.com/file/f4iyd6q3stod2lg/Red+Zone.mp3/fileWelcome to utopia. Rush of dopamine when I open up.Smog choked, and the neon glows.Is this a paradise? Close enough.Cold smoke in the stratosphere, Atmosphere so thick you could capture fear;Smell the ozone, got you folks in a chokehold. Trapped like a unicorn captive:cracks appear.Acid rain set to splash again;Cash I make stained like the cracked terrain.Sky to scrape-skyline is blast in twain.If I’m feeling violent is that insane?Am I to blame-why? If the magic left and leftCyberspace chains like a spider's web.Driver plate chimes like a castanet, And the dynamos whine when I snap my neck.Got my cyborg leg on.I’m a cyber legend.And my cypher’s dead on.Take it right to the red zone.Got my cyborg leg on.I’m a cyber legend. And my cypher’s dead on.Take it right to the red zone.Canterlot lost, and the cancer crawls,When the land went rancid, I’m standing tallWith my four hooves planted; I’ll handle y’all. Step to me? Panic and plan to fall.Changed flesh for a carbon mesh;Plastic Polymer pulses inside my chest;Don’t sleep and my blood is blessed.Only thing that’s equine-my seizing breath.In my breast is the beat of machinery,Matching step with the grease of the scenery.Are these wings on my back? Well they seem to be;Spread ‘em out like a bat with a steam release.Eyes glow in the infrared,And the telescope goes when I tip my head.Silicone bones in this silly ol’ pone,But the steel below bows when I kick my leg.Got my cyborg leg on.I’m a cyber legend.And my cypher’s dead on.Take it right to the red zone.Got my cyborg leg on.I’m a cyber legend. And my cypher’s dead on.Take it right to the red zone.The moon is wrong; the stars are gone;The concrete groans with the souls of a million pones; The Monsters roam coated in flashing chrome. My only comfort: this plasma gun.Calibrate the beam to killWhen I calculate their strength to heal.In the deeps of this city sleepsThe creeping Caliphate of Steel.In the trash of the tangled warrens Where I wear my mask when I ignore the warnings.I’m the master, the shepherd, warden,And my task to restore the morning.So I face what the city brings; The smoke and streets open beneath my wings. Unprogrammed like broken strings,And my code is the song I sing.Got my cyborg leg on.I’m a cyber legend.And my cypher’s dead on.Take it right to the red zone.Got my cyborg leg on.I’m a cyber legend. And my cypher’s dead on.Take it right to the red zone.
Silver and Gold - MLP Derpy and Carrot Top Music Pit Crew 2023-01-24 | The best Derpy matchup of them all, fite me.I've always loved the Derpy/Carrot Top friendship, and I've been feeling especially nostalgic for it lately. "I emptied your fridge" is an absolutely blessed tag that needs more content, so I wrote a song for it.Thank you SO MUCH to Franshushu for the gorgeous art. I think it's gotta be my favorite so far. You should go buy a commission from her. You should go buy 10. Find her here:derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-franshushudeviantart.com/franshushuAnd you can find the original artwork here:derpibooru.org/images/3032657mp3 available for download here:https://u.smutty.horse/mljknzktxcg.mp3I caught her breaking in the fridge againIt was half past four and the score Was carrot cake and muffinsI had a padlockShe made a backdoorWith a hacksawBattleaxe and blowtorchAnd in her backup plansThere was a saddlebag of C4Derpy, Derpy Hooves and Carrot itNever gets oldPerfect, perfect duo you could swear We go together like SilverAnd GoldBest friends foreverAnd never, never, neverFind any ponies even half as beautiful togetherMy oh my andI might not fly, but when I look in her eyesI know we’re two birds of a featherShe flies this wayHer shining smile makes my dayHer happiness, immutableHer heart is a songAnd she might not know what went wrongHow can she be so beautiful?I caught her breaking in the fridge againIt was just gone two and she knewI had spinach puffs and dumplins I had a laser gridShe had a laser sawI reinforced the doorShe employed a roboclaw And where she got thePlasma torch I’ll never knowDerpy, Derpy Hooves and Carrot itNever gets oldPerfect, perfect duo you could swear We go together like SilverAnd GoldBest friends foreverAnd never, never, neverFind any ponies even half as beautiful togetherMy oh my andI might not fly, but when I look in her eyesI know we’re two birds of a featherHer heart is Golden as the Harvest fields of grainA little Ditzy but I do believe she’s perfect all the same She may be trouble, but she fills my soul with hope and bubbles In fact I only have one wish:Miss Derpy please stop ransacking the fridgeDerpy, Derpy Hooves and Carrot itNever gets oldPerfect, perfect duo you could swear We go together like SilverAnd GoldBest friends foreverAnd never, never, neverFind any ponies even half as beautiful togetherMy oh my andI might not fly, but when I look in her eyesI know we’re two birds of a feather
Zimblesterns Heart Carol - A My Little Pony Song Arranged for Organ Pit Crew 2022-12-23 | mp3 available for download here: https://u.smutty.horse/mjyzntnoqkt.mp3Arrangement based on the Heart Carol from My Little Pony by Daniel Ingram.Performed by the long suffering Jade Arpeggio who basically had the sheet music poorly (very poorly) rendered out of Reaper because I wrote it out in piano rolls and just can't into MuseScore and thrust, terrible format and all, in front of him, then told "Ok, now make it good, we're gonna do two takes and then I've got to go."Of course, I'd love it if I could capture the sound a little better; the church has a truly marvelous Schoenstein organ that simply isn't represented by the single shotgun mic that I brought to the table, but still hopefully some of that comes across. And just huge enormous big thanks to Gobiraptor for the beautiful art. There's actually a couple of Zimblestern pieces, and I had such a time choosing between them. You can find more of her work here: twitter.com/GobiraptorSo backstory: the owner of the pictured OC, Zimblestern the Zebra, and I share the common, odd, real life backstory of having spent some time actually living in little flats at churches, and when I went to write a little green for her character I wanted to capture the feeling of being alone in a great big open space like a church (or, for Zimblestern, the great hall of a school) late at night with an organ. This great big instrument that fills up that empty space, or maybe sometimes doesn't, and just...it's special. Being in the dark up in a choir loft with none of the lights on and a big acoustic space and organ music. Honestly, I wasn't even sure at the time that rl Zimblestern's church would have had an organ, but it turn's out she did, and it was great resonance. I love it. You know what; I'll pull the cheese out and just go ahead and post the scene, why the heck not.Be Zimbelstern the ZebraThe great hall of the school is different at night.Not just quieter. Not just darker.Something about the space changes when you take away the students and the bustle, leaving a hole in the atmosphere crying out to be filled, a hole that, when unattended, filled itself with old echoes and creaks, and the mysterious smells of spices and evergreen, even when the big tree hadn’t gone up yet.The weight of that silence-the wrongness of it- always feels compelling for you; pressing you to turn the keys on the blower to fill the reservoirs and prime the bellows.The grand organ on the second level is a towering affair of the old school, with a central clock, and a façade covered in darkly stained oak and silver filigree, with splashes of gold ornamentation accenting the hauptwerk and ruckspositiv.Some of them move, too, in a display of craftsponyship unusual on any machine from the past two centuries. Pulling the Vox Equinas stop causes a wooden pony’s head beneath the clock to open and close its mouth, while the swell pedal rotated a silver moon and golden sun around the top to match the dynamic. The bassoon, for whatever reason, opened a little door and popped out a tiny wooden filly painted green like a cuckoo clock.And, of course, atop the case, the many pointed star connected to your namesake zimbelstern spins and twinkles on command.Above the clock the moon was out now, as you ease the shutters shut on the quiet melody. It’s an old carol, reworked only a little for performance at a slow and easy pace made for listening instead of singing.Outside the hall an early snowfall is coming down onto the yet-unfallen leaves, just enough to speckle the trees and build tiny drifts in crooks and crannies, and a north wind does it’s best to match key with the songThe big tree won’t go up in the hall behind you for a little moment yet, but the weather tonight was asking for an early Hearth’s Warming nocturne. It’s hard to wait for the season to begin, and really, what harm is there in getting a little practice in before the season really starts.It won’t be long before every corner has a brass quartet, every doorstep a group of carolers and every phonograph a well worn cylinder of holiday favorites.Tonight though, with the trees still fiery in orange and yellow, Hearth’s Warming is your own private affair.And that, you think as you pull the zimblestern and let the tiny bells sparkle, is just fine.
In The Workshop - Happy MLP Holiday Music Pit Crew 2022-12-22 | I love going out and losing myself in making a giveaway prize or Christmas gift for a friend. I love smelling the sawdust, and letting Christmas music or an audiobook drown out the dremel and saws and just focusing in on something small and accomplishable in a world full of tasks that are too big.I keep most of my cards in a couple of binders, but I have just a couple, one or two from friends that I can look at and feel like I have friends there alongside me, being part of that Horsemas cheer. And I love that. And this is a song about that.The Chuckles with hammer artwork here was done by the supremely festive Rasmustom, find more of his work here: derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-rasmustom and here: youtube.com/@UCTkxQMFbN4QI6EKWdewSEWA mp3 available for download here: https://u.smutty.horse/mkudsdwefan.mp3It’s Horsemas at the North PoleIcebergs drifting by the front doorAnd on the factory floorElfen ponies working overTime to reach the deadlinesWhile fillies stay up past their bedtime To see if Santa Pone will come tonightShe just mightRight! The elves are working on conveyor belts and Santa Pone isBusy making seventeen new types of cum tube hosesThirty seven equine rubber molds for all the colts andFillies Cause the silly gifts they wish for in their sillinessA shaft of silky silicone ain’t even half the silliest This yearIt’s Horsemas in the Workshop welcome hereHere we are at the top of the planetEvery shooting star marks another wish we’ve grantedNo matter who you are, well I hope you understandHow very very much you’re loved this time of yearIn the Workshop well you’re always welcome hereHear those silver sleigh bells jingleSwim a lap with Missus KringleFriends around and time to mingleToys for every freakin single Person full of merriment and cheerIn the workshop well you’re always welcome here!The night is fast approachinSweaters, scarves and overcoats andSnowflakes fallin, floatingMerry carols, fire’s smokinPonies working triple shiftsSearching, shopping, laughing, crafting And wrapping up their santees special giftIt’s perfect Yep! The air is chilly but the fire of friendship’s burning brightly The borealis dances like a string of Horsemas lights see,High above us moving ever toward that special night weMight be Less than always perfect (but)I see all your extra work andI think you are heckin worth it Dear,In the workshop, friend you’re always welcome hereHere we are at the top of the planetEvery shooting star marks another wish we’ve grantedNo matter who you are, well I hope you understandHow very very much you’re loved this time of yearIn the workshop well you’re always welcome hereHear those silver sleigh bells jingleSwim a lap with Missus KringleFriends around and time to mingleToys for every freakin single Person full of merriment and cheerIn the workshop well you’re always welcome-(Loved and cherished, saying, “well done”)Workshop, well you’re always welcome here!
Hearths Warming on the Beach - A Kiwi Chrimmus Pit Crew 2022-12-21 | A Hearth's Warming song for my friends who live upside down, especially for that one Kiwi we love and know. May he rest in peace. (I'm writing this hours before publication so, based on precedent, presumably he has died by the time this posts.) Thanks Kiwi, for all you do to keep /mlp/ Secret Santa ticking in down where gravity is reversed and everyone walks upside down all the time.Can I get an F down in the comments to commemorate his inevitable loss?mp3 is available for download here: https://u.smutty.horse/mkvmnlavnzw.mp3I got my shades down.Spaced out.Lounging in the shade by theWaves now.Listen to the sea breeze and the sweet soundOf the seagulls; gonna drink until I’mFace down.Well I’ll be chilling on the beach with a bottle of rum; I’ve got my mane in the breeze and my feet in the sun,In the shade of the trees, and I’ll be living life easyWhen they see me saying, "Kiwi gonna Rest In Peace."And I’ll be upside down with my hooves on the ground,And it’s no wonder that the underside when you come aroundFor Merry Christmas in my hemisphere it’s summer in your winter, dearSo stow that coat and put on your bikini to lounge.I’m glad to be where the daiquirisAre gonna be flowin' free ;Laughin', have to be, and I’ll concedeThat I know my philosophies ain’t exactly SocratesCloppin, to my doctor and Tossin, all my soccer games.Lying cozy in the shade;Dying almost every day;Find me in a hammock,Or maybe find me at a wake.Lazy by the ocean, and I’m Swaying to the motion Of a crazy little notion known asMixin up a potion.You can freeze in your Snow White Season well it’s all right;Grab somepony, hold tight.I prefer a colt;I keep on taking my timeShakin' up a mai tai; Eyein' up those mighty fineStallion butts.My, my...Sippin' margaritas While you folks are blasting heaters,And if Santa Pone don’t cheat usDay’ll be here soon.Life is way to short and risky,And my boss ain’t gonna miss me,So I’ll pour another whiskey,And I’ll sing me a tune.(And it goes)Well I’ll be chilling on the beach with a bottle of rum; I’ve got my mane in the breeze and my feet in the sunIn the shade of the trees and I’ll be living life easy,When they see me saying, "Kiwi gonna Rest In Peace."And I’ll be upside down with my hooves on the ground,And it’s no wonder that the underside when you come aroundFor Merry Christmas in my hemisphere it’s summer in your winter, dearSo stow that coat and put on your bikini to lounge.Yeah I’ll be chilling on the beach with a bottle of rum; I’ve got my mane in the breeze and my feet in the sunIn the shade of the trees and I’ll be living life easy,When they see me saying, "Kiwi gonna Rest In Peace."When they see me saying, "Kiwi gonna Rest In Peace."When they see me saying, "Kiwi. May he Rest In Peace."
If I Had a Secret Santa - MLP Holiday Parody Pit Crew 2022-12-20 | From the Barenaked Ponies, a song pondering well...what if I had a Secret Santa?If I had a Secret Santa (If I had a Secret Santa)I'd get them a plush-I would get them a plushIf I had a Secret Santa (If I had a Secret Santa)I'd get them socks for their new plush-Something with a high thread count and stripesIf I had a Secret Santa (If I had a Secret Santa)I'd get them a fluffy scarf-With colors that would match their brand new plush socks!If I had a Secret Santa I'd send them love!If I had a Secret Santa-I would make sure that they had a card!If I had a Secret Santa-I could make it from paper, it's not that hard!If I had a Secret Santa-I'd make sure to put a picture of their favorite pony in thereOooh and a sticker. Oooo! Or a whole sticker book so they could put them wherever they wanted!-Maybe some velcro or iron on patchesYou know you’re supposed to say ‘hook and loop’ now.-Well I guess it’ll have to be iron-on then.If I had a Secret Santa (If I had a Secret Santa)I would write them a green-Just a cutesy little OC green for funIf I had a Secret Santa (If I had a Secret Santa)I’d write a song to go with that green.-Nothing fancy just a couple of bars.If I had a Secret Santa (If I had a Secret Santa)Well I’d doodle them something cute-Get the crayons out scribble on some printer paperIf I had a Secret Santa I'd send them love!If I had a Secret Santa-I wouldn’t have to go find friends!If I had a Secret Santa-I’d stay online and buy them gifts insteadIf I had a Secret Santa-We wouldn’t have to talk to our plushies.But we still would talk to our plushies!-Of course, just about holiday things for our santee!And we’d decorate the plushies with festive antlers-and tinsel and little strings of lights!Like those Christmas light necklaces you buy at the store.-yeah!If I had a Secret Santa (If I had a Secret Santa)Well I’d buy them a doll-But not a Peanut Doll that’s cruelIf I had a Secret Santa (If I had a Secret Santa)Well I’d buy them an art-Lots of excellent vendors at your local consIf I had a Secret Santa (If I had a Secret Santa)I’d buy them a donkey-If they waifu Octavia! If I had a Secret Santa I’d send them love.If I had a Secret SantaIf I had a Secret SantaIf I had a Secret SantaI wouldn’t grinch.A parody of If I Had a Million Dollars by The Barenaked Ladies.
Youre a Mean One, Sleigh Bell Scree - MLP Holiday Parody Song Pit Crew 2022-12-19 | From Snowy Charm for the 2022 /mlp/ Secret Santa, a song for a pony so fould, so cruel, so utterly devoid of heart, that he donated to a charity for no other reason than to take it back afterwards. (Not really; he's a sweetie.)You're a mean oneSleigh Bell ScreeI'm shocked you've not been shotYou steal back food from orphan's mouthsand leave them all to rotSleigh Bell ScreeYou're a bad omelette that Chompy just forgotYou're a monsterSleigh Bell ScreeYour Santa should rethinkYou deserve the worst of peanut's wrathShould be thrown inside the clinkSleigh Bell ScreeWhy don't you take the jar andimbibe your second drinkYou're a cruel oneSleigh Bell ScreeA bat with no remorseYou hold no love for VerityNor any colored horseSleigh Bell ScreeYour loyalty is so lacking that your waifu, rainbow dash, well..She wants a divorceYou're so rottenSleigh Bell ScreeYou'll not recieve that lampA chance you won't recover fromIf given half the chanceSleigh Bell ScreeYou were held back five years in highschool with no option to advanceYou nauseate meSleigh Bell ScreeYou EEEE'd into my earYou think a carol fixes thingsIt absolves you from arrearsSleigh Bell ScreeYou're a garrish green abomination between the marriage of malaligned merriment and misery compounded with cacophonous jingle jangle gibberish vehemntly hated by santa pone only slightly less than green peppers and deplorable to your peersYou're a foul oneSleigh Bell ScreeA big green horses flankGave cash to starving children, put it right back in the bankSleigh Bell ScreeThe three words that best describe your heart are as follows are and I quoteShrink, Shrunk, Shrank
Chrimmus Creeper - Secret Santa Music Pit Crew 2022-12-18 | Everyone's worst nightmare (or best dream UwU?), you share your information on the internet in order to get a Christmas gift, but you get more, oh so much more.I'm not even gonna lie, the running anthrax/pipe bomb/sneaking into your house to lick your toes while you sleep gag is hilarious to me, and I'm not sure why. But I sure did do a song about it for this year's Secret Santa.mp3 available at: https://u.smutty.horse/mklcovuvpvp.mp3This is the year that I finallyPut the fire to vinyl Heat proof, with ice in my styleFreeze you in time for revival Peep you and see through your pantiesCreep on my santee and handing Handies and hoofsies like candiesFantasy fanart by Fanny Featuring fetishes: LeafyGreens groping lettucesPlus as proven by precedentStinky penises prevalent Cheesy, memey, unseemly I’m preaching peachy believe meMy genius keeps me upbeatingPlus all these sweets I keep eatingMy teeth are rotten I’ve gotten all pudgy Fudge eating shove in my tummy Rumcake I’m baking so yummyCome take the drum diddy dummyPa rump pa pa pump up the boomboxRumchatta come set up the jukebox Rumchatta and some in my juiceboxCum gotta cum into these lewd socksShoebox of google docsPrintout pictures of nude docks and Fetlocks, moon horse’s moon makes me swoonKung fu you like this was The BoondocksHit you like boom and I Zip like Zoom Hit the room, and I slip right through Dip, slide move and my dick’s likeCoom in their womb and I get mySantee gonna sneak up in your house and Anybody think make you my spouseContaminate the scene they’re gonna douse withAntibody cream it’s going down, andKeep calm and I’m gonnaCreep on ya While ya sleep nonnyUp in your homeNo locks or copsCan cockblock or stop meUnder ya box spring Watching and clopping Till DawnI’m gonna tiptoeTo your window. No-clip right into your den soYou’re straight, santee, I’m all bent thoughIt’s not gay if I act all fem yo No escape when I mail you a dildoYou meme r4p3 but I’m all real though Just kidding; I didn’t mean thatStill heads up, might get you a PeanutNo mail; coming dee-rect Even though it’s not Halloween yetSanta Pone said I’m too obscene, yepRap’s too dirty; I better clean thatOtherwise she’s gonna put me back On the naughty list for the naughty fagsOr a body bag if I push too hardSo I’m sorry that I took this too farAnd I spooked the shark when I shook the floorDropping bombs like nukes and I took the boardFool of a Took and I booked this whoreNamed Blizzard Boop and I scooped this chordCourting these courtesans All according to corporate And while I’m driving accords I’ll beLooking fly as a cormorantSpicy like coriander I’m course correcting meanderingMy erection’s outstanding And all these horses demandingWhile they forcefully demand my schwingI’m rambling in from random /b/Unhand my damn OCsI’m Loveseat ShamblingI’ll keep on panderingIt’s just a fandom thingAnd I’m the fandom kingSo let my anthem ringSantee gonna sneak up in your house and Anybody think make you my spouseContaminate the scene they’re gonna douse withAntibody cream it’s going down, andKeep calm and I’m gonnaCreep on ya While ya sleep nonnyUp in your homeNo locks or copsCan cockblock or stop meUnder ya box spring Watching and clopping Till DawnThis is the half verse to wrap upApples like Hapsburgs in hats butSexy like Miss Coco’s ass butt-Sexing her half up my shaft I’m Sure that you’re not missing itSpits got ridiculous Lyrics hit like pistols inThe fists of old Saint NicholasIt’s victimless, it’s so benign In fact I doubt you mindI’ve padded out the timeEnough now bring that chorus lineOf course and Merry ChristmasI’m here to grant your wishesInfamous as IcarusI’ll get too close; I’m gonna visit(You)Santee gonna sneak up in your house and Anybody think make you my spouseContaminate the scene they’re gonna douse withAntibody cream it’s going down, andKeep calm and I’m gonnaCreep on ya While ya sleep nonnyUp in your homeNo locks or copsCan cockblock or stop meUnder ya box spring Watching and clopping Till Dawn
Snowball Fight - MLP Fanmusic Pit Crew 2022-12-17 | Next in my list of "songs that I wrote to be straightfacedly serious in tone about dumb shit." I don't know why but I have like 4 of them this year; I got into a headspace and was just like, yup, it's time to write songs about cutesy pony stuff and act like it's hard af. I had a lot of fun. Anyway, definitely go listen to the mp3 available here: https://u.smutty.horse/mkthsoumzfe.mp3 because holy smokes neither of my video editors liked this piece at all. Absolutely butchered the audio, and I'm not good enough to reEQ it back into line, which really disappoints me, because I spent a good little while making it nice and not muddy. Anyway, enough whining out of me. Five below, ice coldBalaclava on my face like a robbery Blowing smoke- out my nose Call me Ben Grimm it’s time for clobberingGotta lotta these fiends try to stomp on meFreeze all these jobbers like he’s in the waterySeas like he Le-o I’m the fuckin icebergEasy as sodomy with my fuckin wife herdYou’re a nice nerd, me I’m the Ice KingSee got that spice girl, Scary when I ice slingPitch like I’m lightning, bitch you can’t fight meI’m the Mighty Mouse and I’m here to save the(Psych!)See I’m here to start fights, blind in the sunlightSunglasses low it’s a snow day alrightAnd I’m in the mood for a motherbuckin brawlGot a fort in the yard now let’s motherbuckin snowballFIGHTFIGHTFill your hooves with snowKeep your head lowNo winter wrap up We gonna snowball FIGHTTook a hit to the hatWater down my backHardpack snow I’m throwing that likeFIGHTGot a shot to the flankI can take thatTank while buck theseBalls perfect aim andFIGHTNot a snow pone, still gotta throw blowsScarf on my neck, tight sweater like a chokeholdI’m tryna reload, fillies got me pinned downIt’s a fucking rodeo in a barrel like a clownA ball splashes on the ground right beside me (Shit!)And I’m diving at these bushes tryna hide me (I’m hit!)I’m hit, and another whizzes through my mane, I take aim, buck a hoof and I hit faceLet another go to cover my escapeI tuck and roll while I’m headed to my baseIf I can make it to the treehouse quick, I’ll be safeGet to the ladder, shit, and I’m too lateIt’s in the hooves of the enemyBucket full of snowballs, them tryna finish meThey didn’t calculate that earth pony in thoughBucked a snowman through the window, that’s how I buckinFIGHTFIGHTFill your hooves with snowKeep your head lowNo winter wrap up We gonna snowball FIGHTTook a hit to the hatWater down my backHardpack snow I’m throwing that likeFIGHTGot a shot to the flankI can take thatTank while buck theseBalls perfect aim andFIGHTSo basically they’re facing a devastation I was lifting weights while they were in the basement stroking their snakes andI’m taking aim and letting ‘em rain with perfect placementA minute ago I was the prey but now I chase themCall me Frosty Flakes ‘cause I’m hunting like a carnivoreYou’re my little fishes; I’m a shark in the metaphorMetamorphosing me into a monster straight outta KafkaA cockroach even a nuclear bomb can’t topple I’m Godzilla mixed with Mothra: unstoppable Elemental, force of nature, and going to war like a crusader Snowball in my hoof Then I let it go like I’m ElsaI’m like the opposite of a Primarch with a meltaI’m going to hell to make sure it freezes overOpening fire so they duck and un for coverYou’ll fight in the shade cause I’m fixing to put the light out Right now the blizzard conditions are a white out inside this snowballFIGHTFIGHTFill your hooves with snowKeep your head lowNo winter wrap up We gonna snowball FIGHTTook a hit to the hatWater down my backHardpack snow I’m throwing that likeFIGHTGot a shot to the flankI can take thatTank while buck theseBalls perfect aim andFIGHT
You Should Know - A Song for Santa Pone Pit Crew 2022-12-15 | Thank you, Santa Pone, for the years of work, the long hours and sleepless nights, and the bottomless caring you have shown for us.Santa Pone statue art done by Maplecakes the Kirin.One cold winter not that long agoA shark was watching us from far belowIt seemed that there was something we might needThat we were lacking in festivityShe took a risk on us and saw the good insidePulled us all together at Hearth's Warming time, and nowYou should knowThat before you came along I had nowhere to belong. But now you Say you have to goKnow the gift you gave to us will be cherished for the rest of our lives. This is not goodbye.Piles of letter, sleepless nights up lateRunning sign-ups, posting Save the Date'sShowed us what friendship could really beAnd good Lord, I can imagine some of the things you've seenThrough it all you always found the timeTo pull us all together at Hearth's Warming Time, and nowYou should knowThat the work you put in here has spread warmth and festive cheer. But now you Say you have to goKnow the gift you gave to us will be cherished for the rest of our lives. This isn't goodbye.The seasons' upon us and I hope you'll sayThat it was all worth it at the end of the dayWe'll be there for you whenever you're in needYou gave us more than friendship, you built a familyFrom around the globe we let the magic shineLet's all pull together for Hearth's Warming time. And now...You should knowThat the work you put in here has spread warmth and festive cheer. But now you Say you have to goKnow the gift you gave to us will be cherished for the rest of our lives. This is not goodbye.
Horsemas in Girafrica - Happy MLP Fanmusic Pit Crew 2022-12-12 | Everypony and everycreature got together to celebrate Hearth's Warming in Girafrica this year, and it was very wholesome and good and nice. Because there's nothing wrong with a cheesy let's-all-be-friends song. World needs more of 'em.mp3 available here: https://u.smutty.horse/mkonboitehl.mp3It’s Horsemas in Girafrica,And the zebras gather roundTo paint the baobab and stripes of red and greenFrom roots to crown.A caravan of camelsComing from exotic sandsBrought cardigans and flannelsAnd a 10 piece Germane polka band.It’s Horsemas in Girafrica.Of course you’re welcome friend,So yak it up With yaks and antelopes,Snowponies, Diamond Dogs,And shoot the breeze with breeziesEven baps and moths.A herd of wild wildebeest Who don’t know what to do On their very Hearth’s Warming Eve.(Guess you could say they’re kind of gnu.)The caribou can teach themOf the snowy arctic north,Where borealis dance the sky Above the frozen earth.And the snow That sparkles inThe heavy sun.(Oh, it hugs the horizon)You can go;You’ll be welcomed friendEach and everyone.(The worlds so surprisin.')You should knowThat they’ve gotten love to spend,So go and join the fun.(See the joy in their eyes, friend.)But here and now,Amongst the cheering crowd, You’re in Girafrica, And a giraffe is hanging up a star upon the highest bough.It’s Horsemas in Girafrica.Of course you’re welcome friend,So yak it up With yaks and antelopes,Snowponies, Diamond Dogs,And shoot the breeze with breeziesEven baps and moths.A swarm of changelings left their hive to be here,In Girafrica with the gazelles and zebras.The buffalo have turned out in force this year,And the Kyrin are passing round their Horsemas "beer." And all painting gourds up as ornaments under the sapphire skies.(Hanging them up in the sapphire skies.)And jam the savanna with laughter and happiness into the night.(Party and play 'til the sunlight.)Telling old tales 'round the tree while the fireflies flicker in flight.(Twinkling beetles and glowbrights.) Might not be the Horsemas you’re used to, but that’s why it’s right.(Everything’s perfect with you by my side.)It’s Horsemas in Girafrica.Of course you’re welcome friend,So yak it up With yaks and antelopes,Snowponies, Diamond Dogs,And shoot the breeze with breeziesEven baps and moths.(Maybe a Letter Dragon or a Great White Sherk.)
Gifting for You - FoE Hearths Warming Parody Pit Crew 2022-12-10 | Inspired by the wonderful Cherenkhoof green in the 2022 /mlp/ Secret Santa.mp3 available here: https://u.smutty.horse/mjrydrqsrbj.mp3Gifting for you is easy giftingMiss Squeezy to give a gift of loveAnd I’ve so much loveIn my heart to give to youYou’ll never expect the gifts I’m sending Miss Squeezy I simp- -ly am in loveMy Hearths Warming Eve is completeWhen I spend it with youFor you.I might just be a fool with a gun.Mesmerized, you rule me with oneRaise of your hoof,Ma’am it’s the truth And I’m the livin proof thatGifting for you is easy giftingMiss Squeezy I’d give the stars aboveThis Hearths Warming all that I ask is a gift of you.For you.I might just be a fool with a gun.Mesmerized, you rule me with oneRaise of your hoof,Ma’am it’s the truth And I’m the livin proof thatGifting for you is easy giftingMiss Squeezy, I’d give the stars aboveLiving for you is easy livingIt's easy to live when you're in loveAnd I'm so in loveThere's nothing in life but you
I Dont Want to Set the Board On Fire - FoE Hearths Warming Fanmusic Pit Crew 2022-12-10 | Done in tandem with the wonderful Cherenkhoof green in the 2022 /mlp/ Secret Santa. Because sometimes names.mp3 available here: https://u.smutty.horse/mjqwpkbiqvw.mp3I don’t want to set the board on fire I just want to wear, a name with my artIn my heart there is but one desireAnd that one is (you)s no other will doI’ve got no ambition for money or fame I’m just out here whoring for your loveI need your attention; it’s all that I craveI’ve externalized all of my self worth such that I don’t want to set the board on fire I just want to wear, a name with my artNow here I don’t want to start a flame war and set the board on fire I just want to put on a nametag when I’m posting artIn my cold dead heart there is but one desireAnd that one desire is (you)s no other will doI’ve got no ambition for money or fame I’m just out here whoring for your loveI need your attention; it’s all that I craveI’ve externalized all of my self worth such that I don’t want to set the board on fire I just want to wear, a name with my art.
Is You Is Or Is You Aint My Santee - MLP Holiday Parody Pit Crew 2022-12-10 | kek, just noticed the editing artifact hanging out around the audio visualizer. Noice.Inspired by the FoE Cherenkhoof green in the 2022 /mlp/ Secret Santa. Admittedly, it's not quite a perfect tonal fit for Fallout, but I thought it was close and I had lyrics in mind.mp3 available here: https://u.smutty.horse/mkcvnpapvdf.mp3I got a ‘non who doesn’t post;Anytime I look he ghosts,But I love him; yes I love him.Mmm don’t mean to brag and don’t mean to boast;I’m gonna fly from coast to coast.Gonna find him, then I’m gonna ask him:Is you is or is you ain’t my santee?The way you're actin' lately makes me doubt.You's is still my santee, Santee.Seems our fire of friendships done gone out.A nonny is a creature that has always been a shid.Just when you think you’ve cornered him you’ll find he’s gone and quit.Is you is or is you ain’t my santee?Can’t these santees see they make me blue?Or is my santee still my santee true?Tell me Nonny. Is you still my santee? Where do run off to when I come by the thread? Did I upset you? Are you embarrassed because I know your little peccadilloes? Aww it’s alright, Anon. Just come on back to me, all I wanna do is talk. And after all, ‘tis the season, right? Just come on into the thread and we’ll snuggle up together real close like.I got a ‘non who doesn’t postAnytime I look he ghostsBut I love, yes I love himMmm don’t mean to brag and don’t mean to boastGonna fly from coast to coastGonna find him, then I’m gonna ask himIs you is or is you ain’t my santee?The way you're actin' lately makes me doubt.You's is still my santee, Santee.Seems our fire of friendships done gone out.A nonny is a creature that has always been a shid.Just when you think you’ve cornered him you’ll find he’s gone and quit.Is you is or is you ain’t my santee?Can’t these Santees see they make me blue?Or is my santee still my santee true?
Thats My Santee - MLP Holiday Parody Pit Crew 2022-12-10 | Inspired by the Cherenkhoof green from the 2022 /mlp/ Secret Santa, cause I wanted to have some more crooner songs, and also because Secret Santa meetups where you know how weird everyone else is, well, they are just beautiful.https://u.smutty.horse/mjywttvquzh.mp3That's my santee The one with Pinkie pantiesI sent them lewds and candies nowYes, ma'm, my assignment No ma'm, we ain't gonna hide itYes, ma'm, so get excited nowBy the way, by the wayWhen we meet up at a con some happy dayI’ll sayYes sir, That's my santee The one with Pinkie pantiesI sent them lewds and candies nowWell not just lewds and candiesMaybe a dakimakura too, And a very special plush with secret pockets And some accessor to go with it of courseSome brownies: with extra protein to keep them healthyNaughty pictures of their waifuI might have snuck a few of myself in there as wellA perfectly normal brushable…in a mason jar.Annnnnd a pipe bomb.By the way, by the wayWhen we meet up at a con some happy dayI’ll sayYes sir, That's my santee The one with Pinkie pantiesI sent them lewds and candies now
Hey At Pone - A Hearths Warming Fallout Equestria Parody Pit Crew 2022-12-10 | Done alongside the wonderful Cherenkhoof greentext in the 2022 /mlp/ Secret Santa, and a little celebration of a very, very silly corner of the interbutt.mp3 available at: https://u.smutty.horse/mjrcitxutde.mp3The pones are the perkiest The basements the murkiest The ‘nons are the lurkiestThe circles the jerkiestThe fun the workiestThe grins the smirkiestHey at Pone (At Pone)The cards are the sappiestThe dramas the scrappiestThe donks are the chappiest The songs are the slappiest The clop the fappiestThe friends the happiestHey at PoneDon't know why I skipped the signupsI really must confessBack another season,Singing my song of poniness The posters the creepiestThe jannies the sweepiest The gifts are the keepiestThe logic the leapiest (The show?)The shows the leakiest (And you?)And I’m the sleepiestHey at Pone (What about the mares)The mares the prettiest (And the shids?)Shids the shiddiest (And the gifts?)Gifts the glittriest (And the trees?)The trees the fiddiest The jokes (are the wittiest)The posters (are hideous)Hey at PoneThe boops are the snootiestThe plush is the lewdiestThe docks the cutiest Stars the shootiest(The memes the funniest)The scenes the sunniestHey at PoneDon't know why I skipped the signupsI really must confessBack another season,Singing my song of poniness The anthrax the sporiest The greens are the storiest The tourists the touriest The oldfags notoriousThe arts the horniestThe Hearths the WarmiestHey atHey atHey at Pone (No place like Pone)Sweet Pone
Biggest Dog on the Block - MLP Holiday Parody Music [Explicit Lyrics] Pit Crew 2022-12-07 | Done for the 2022 /mlp/ Secret Santa and set in the Neighborhood shared universe, this story sees a reformed Mr. Paw fall back on some old habits when it comes time to "convince" the other Diamond Dogs to show a little Hearth's Warming cheer. He might be getting on in years a bit, but, well, you read the title. A parody of Slum Chemist by Vinnie Paz.Mr. Paw artwork was decapitated from a beautiful piece by Fannytastical, go stare in awe at her lovely talents.Used this instrumental beat over here so do all the nice things to them: youtube.com/watch?v=7jeDqH1_I8Emp3 available to download here: https://u.smutty.horse/mjsvvgdffsz.mp3The dogs of the under barkThe diamond kingPizza cutter bad beastI like that y’all consider me the bad dogSlap box everywhere, splinters when I smash rocksMy blood beastmode, never need to trash talkAnd I'ma door breaker; tearing out your padlocksYou live in fuckin' Underbark and snap clawsYour paws too short to touch stars; that’s rawSo watch a big mouth turn into a cracked jawWatch a big house turned into a trash spotHit ‘em with the double barrel brass shot I’m the kettle, and I’m callin out the black potsI’m the old hat bastard in a past walkRun faster if I catch ya it’s a wrap docBlow the mic out and barking when I blast voxI sip scotch, set the volume up to CAPSLOCKForty years and never opened up my cashbox Who’s your ghost of Chrimmus present, bitches THAT’S PAW.It’s Mr P; I’m the biggest dog on the blockIt’s Mr P; ain’t no one can fuck with the barkIt’s Mr P; you should never fuck with the geezerIt’s Mr P; toss ya and I’ll box ya like peetzer It’s Mr P; I’m the biggest dog on the blockIt’s Mr P; ain’t no one can fuck with the barkIt’s Mr P; you should never fuck with the geezerIt’s Mr P; toss ya and I’ll box ya like peetzer These are borderline coroner rhymesTake a piss on the corner so all the other dogs know it’s mineIt’s Hearths Warming TimeOrdinary words don’t applyYour grampa Paw, Krampus with a forty and nineA forty of shine, and keep the bottle in my pocketKnockin on my balls, so when I’m thirsty I can cock itPups can fuckin talk the game, but I already walked itPreaching in the desert like a motherfuckin prophetIf you think you got the gospel then you need the truthIf you think you gonna scare me then you meet the bruteIt’s Hearth's Warm all year; I never need a truceI bring the winter pony party; I don’t need to shootThis year? It’s a miracle for Chompy too,Sentimental, cute, if you don’t’n I’ll be chomping youI never ran in my life, I got my walking shoesYou gonna drop a little cheer, or am I dropping you?It’s Mr P; I’m the biggest dog on the blockIt’s Mr P; ain’t no one can fuck with the barkIt’s Mr P; you should never fuck with the geezerIt’s Mr P; toss ya and I’ll box ya like peetzer It’s Mr P; I’m the biggest dog on the blockIt’s Mr P; ain’t no one can fuck with the barkIt’s Mr P; you should never fuck with the geezerIt’s Mr P; toss ya and I’ll box ya like peetzer Hearth's Warming 2022. It’s a time for love and cheer or swear to fuck I’m coming for you.
