KainaloNew WR: youtu.be/hYKvpFWZ7pU FINALLY a good run with all the new big strats. Some of the tricks are incredibly ridiculously hard. Can still save a few mins but honestly this is pretty close to a god run... Incredible
Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy [Any%] in 26:50 (PC Loadless) [Old PB]Kainalo2020-04-19 | New WR: youtu.be/hYKvpFWZ7pU FINALLY a good run with all the new big strats. Some of the tricks are incredibly ridiculously hard. Can still save a few mins but honestly this is pretty close to a god run... Incredible
Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/ikainaloKainalo - PRIME [HARDBASS] (Lyrics + Quake)Kainalo2024-09-27 | Like and suprscriiibe. First homemade donk by me. Primers?
Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/kainalo[WR] Marvels Guardians of the Galaxy [Promise%(NG+)] Speedrun in 02:10:04Kainalo2024-02-12 | Almost a sub 2:10... Still some mistakes and game bugging out, but otherwise very decent. German language because it's probably the fastest (From some basic testing)
0:00 Prep 0:47 Prologue: Meredith 1:22 Chapter 1: A Risky Gamble 20:25 Chapter 2: Busted 32:55 Chapter 3: The Cost of Freedom 52:16 Chapter 4: The Monster Queen 1:13:02 Chapter 5: Due or Die 1:25:41 Chapter 6: Between a Rock and a Hard Place 1:39:18 Chapter 7: Dog Report Item 2:04:09 Chapter 8: Mommy :3
Penguins have a salt gland, that allows them to drink saltwater by excreting excess salts. Some of them excrete these salts by sneezing. This would technically count as non-vegan salt. Pretty crazy right... Well... Anyways...
Out of Finland, western spy Hiding redness in my eye Doublefisting cheapest lager Grant me guidance holy father
Fully carbonated Hunger almost decimated No time to be stopped by menty Take a shot and roll D-Twenty
Feed me rum and pepsi My brain close to narcolepsy Show me nearest apoteka Medical help for discoteka
Volume slider turn it south DPI switch for your mouth Underwear rally stripe Feeling fresh, bro hit this pipe ---------------- Unit ready, drinking kvass Day and night, pump Hardbass Jumping up, kicking walls Only wearing Adidas x4 -----------------
Ok, now we're here. She has no body. So just a head. I also have nobody... She... Thanks... Nobody was asking
Wake up naked in front of sauna Classified as local fauna Memories fading, headache gaining Holding steady, start pre-gaming
Speakers blasting techno Eating bugs, I'm a gecko Need to gobble up on protein Cause today we drinking benzene
My brain is smooth as silk Every day I spike my milk Need to see how much I drink You will miss it if you blink
Friends are asking for a draft Need to fill my Wolkenkraft Tonight we are going hard Trust me let me be your bard ---------------- Unit ready, drinking kvass Day and night, pump Hardbass Jumping up, kicking walls Only wearing Adidas x4Kainalo - DONKRUN [HARDBASS/SYNTH]Kainalo2023-12-20 | Hardbass with some synthwave elements. Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/2qGjPMsTqFZM6gpopeBrhf. Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/kainalomusic/donkrun. Like and share :) https://kainalo.bandcamp.com. Mastering by @ErisSpeedruns #hardbass #donk #edm #music #хардбасс #synthwaveKainalo - LESSKainalo2023-11-23 | Closing track from my instrumental EP "MUTED". Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/4vVeYgmf3UqRNDbIlo3QZS. Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/kainalomusic/less. https://kainalo.bandcamp.com. Like and share :) Mastering by @ErisSpeedruns #hardbass #donk #edm #music #хардбассKainalo - VISITORKainalo2023-11-21 | 3rd track from my upcoming instrumental EP "MUTED". Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/4vVeYgmf3UqRNDbIlo3QZS. Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/kainalomusic/visitor. https://kainalo.bandcamp.com. Like and share :) Mastering by @ErisSpeedruns #hardbass #donk #edm #music #хардбассKainalo - BAILKainalo2023-11-17 | 2nd track from my upcoming instrumental EP "MUTED". Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/4vVeYgmf3UqRNDbIlo3QZS. Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/kainalomusic/bail. https://kainalo.bandcamp.com. Like and share :) Mastering by @ErisSpeedruns #hardbass #donk #edm #music #хардбассKainalo - GAMMA [HARDBASS]Kainalo2023-11-14 | Opening track from my upcoming instrumental EP "MUTED". There's a mixing issue where a lot of the SFX are way too loud. Fixed on the version that is on streaming services. Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/4vVeYgmf3UqRNDbIlo3QZS. Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/kainalomusic/gamma. https://kainalo.bandcamp.com. Like and share :) Mastering by @ErisSpeedruns #hardbass #donk #edm #music #хардбассKainalo - JUGGERNAUT [HARDBASS] (Lyrics)Kainalo2023-09-13 | Oonit redy. Hit the bell and stomp your feet. Spotify: https://spotify.link/5a6kGep0fDb Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/kainalomusic/juggernaut https://kainalo.bandcamp.com. Mastering by @ErisSpeedruns
#hardbass #donk #edm #music #хардбассKainalo - DREAMS [HARDBASS]Kainalo2023-09-04 | This was a fun one. Please enjoy, slap the like button, hit the bell, all the jazz. Pairs with youtu.be/KDbBA8-pfD8. Hit the bell. open.spotify.com/track/1RPBxtgNAW2mmClfCLyTOB. https://kainalo.bandcamp.com. #hardbass #donk #edm #music #хардбасс Mastering by @ErisSpeedruns . There are some weird audio bugs with this video, but the music streaming version will obviously be better
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Effect author credits: HUD 3D - Rado1 TextTrueType - Ville Youlean Drop Shadow - Youlean Point Cloud Default - StevenMKainalo - KOMMISSAR [HARDBASS]Kainalo2023-08-12 | Voice reveal omg. Now on spotify + other streaming services Hope you enjoy. #hardbass #donk #edm #music #хардбасс open.spotify.com/track/7raVAMJwgdXcGcWZEUpPNv. https://kainalo.bandcamp.com. Mastering by @ErisSpeedruns
Lyrics: Speedy without bunnyhop Missing lines on tabletop Eyesight fading, tongue like sand Vodka bottle in my hand Thirsty as a turbovolvo Blinking like my name is Corvo Hey bro give me snus Feeling good I cannot lose
Jeesus Kristus take the wheel This night goes to highlight reel I don't know how to feel агурщик водощкай запил (Agurchik vodotshkay sapil) Opa opa kick the air Slam a shot and say a prayer Calling to my gopnik squad Witness us while we play god ------------------------- Almost reaching my limit Let me breathe I need a minute
Drinks calling from the bar DJ like a kommissar ------------------------- Kinda high, Kinda low (Kainalo) Always feeling vertigo Looking for a pint of kvass Trust me bro I make hardbass Stomping feet to the beat Screaming like a parakeet Constant party 315 Feeling good is not a crime
Carbonated vodka Strong again oppa Pump it up, make it louder Close to running out of power Need to have this feeling last Help me make the speaker blast Neighbors shouting kurwa Feeling high like Annapurna ------------------------- Almost reaching my limit Let me breathe I need a minute
Drinks calling from the bar DJ like a kommissar -------------------------
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Effect author credits: HUD 3D - Rado1 TextTrueType - Ville Youlean Drop Shadow - Youlean Point Cloud Default - StevenM[WR] Marvels Guardians of the Galaxy [Full Game(NG+)] Speedrun in 5:10:45Kainalo2023-04-24 | Run starts at 1:00 Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/kainalo 1:02 Prologue: Meredith 1:39 Chapter 1: A Risky Gamble 23:01 Chapter 2: Busted 36:01 Chapter 3: The Cost of Freedom 57:01 Chapter 4: The Monster Queen 1:18:34 Chapter 5: Due or Die 1:33:25 Chapter 6: Between a Rock and a Hard Place 1:47:59 Chapter 7: Dog Report Item 2:16:29 Chapter 8: The Matriarch 2:44:56 Chapter 9: Desperate Times 2:56:05 Chapter 10: Test of Faith 3:22:27 Chapter 11: Mind Over Matter 3:33:16 Chapter 12: Knowhere to Run 4:04:05 Chapter 13: Against All Odds 4:28:51 Chapter 14: Into the Fire 4:53:24 Chapter 15: Broken Promises 5:06:45 Chapter 16: MagusKainalo - DEBUT DONKS [INSTRUMENTAL HARDBASS]Kainalo2023-03-29 | My entry to the world of Hardbass. Felt cute, might delete later :-DDD. Basically a 1min 40s intro. Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/6lEcw5P4HvXfl5d1rBGbrK Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/kainalomusic/debut-donks https://kainalo.bandcamp.com.
#hardbass #instrumental #donk #edm #music[WR] Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy [Any%] in 25:38 (PC Loadless)Kainalo2023-01-08 | So this happened while doing no-resets to practice for AGDQ2023. Still a few minutes of timesave available as I took a long time to setup some clips and didn't even attempt some big timesaves. Very cool. Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/kainaloMallasmittelöt LAN QC 2v2 [Team Kalle vs Junnut] (Longest yard)Kainalo2022-11-23 | Crowd favorite map from the LAN. Map 3 from Losers bracket round 1 match between Team Kalle and Junnut. Day 2 from the #MallasmittelötLAN. Full VOD: twitch.tv/videos/1650539587Marvels Guardians of the Galaxy [Full Game(NG+)] Speedrun in 5:18:17Kainalo2022-10-30 | Run starts at 1:25 Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/kainaloMarvel Groot Wireless Gaming Mouse Unboxing [WR]Kainalo2022-04-25 | Satire.Marvels Guardians of the Galaxy [Full Game(NG+)] Speedrun in 5:31:51Kainalo2022-04-11 | Run starts at 2:00 New WR/PB youtu.be/2dc0CB1ze28 Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/kainalo[WR] Robo Vacuum Simulator [All Levels (Steering Wheel & Pedals)] Speedrun in 1:26:31Kainalo2022-04-03 | The game has no controller support so the wheel is bound to moving the mouse, pedals to W and S, paddles to A and D. Very janky setup but hopefully the devs add controller support so binding wouldn't be so jank. Can't really look to the sides while driving because of this. Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/kainalo[PB] Embr [Any% NG+ Co-op] Speedrun in 16:54 IGT (Kainalo & yisk)Kainalo2022-01-30 | Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/kainaloEmbr [Any% NG+ Co-op] Speedrun in 17:16 IGT (Kainalo & yisk)Kainalo2021-11-22 | Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/kainaloEmbr [Any% NG+ Co-op] Speedrun in 18:14 IGT (Kainalo & yisk)Kainalo2021-11-04 | First timed run. No splits as there's no autosplitter yet and we're lazyMarvel Groot Wireless Gaming Mouse Review for AFPS Gamers (Pro)Kainalo2021-10-13 | One of the better mice I have tried in my pro career. I also used this mouse in my QPL Grand Finals match against rapha in 2021. (Obvious satire, stop being so serious)[PB] Subnautica: Below Zero [Any% Survival Glitched] Speedrun in 55:22Kainalo2021-05-23 | First valid run I managed to do. Still need to work on everything as everything I do is slow and my ADHD brain can't keep count of items. More than 15mins of possible timesave[WR] EPIDEMIC Demo [Any%] in 3:22Kainalo2021-02-11 | Good morning. I am your doctor. I am here to help you.Salt Dealer Simulator (Drug Dealer Simulator)Kainalo2021-01-30 | Small little video about the superior playstyle in Drug Dealer Simulator. Intro portions definitely not inspired by the 1.0.7 patch trailer. Song used: Coco (Parody) (Drug Dealer Simulator) · Krzysztof Pietras
twitch.tv/kainalo[WR] Drug Dealer Simulator [lvl 25 Drugless/No Drugs] Speedrun in 8:45:25 [Old Patch]Kainalo2021-01-27 | Basically the full game without dealing drugs Note: The tutorial forces you to sell 3 orders of drugs, so I don't count that as selling drugs just because you cant currently skip it. Also it's lvl25 because that's when you unlock the last thing in the game. Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/kainalo[WR] Wraith VR Total Knee Replacement Surgery Simulation [Speedrun] in 2:36Kainalo2021-01-05 | If you need a quick replacement, you know who to call. Love this one tbh. Nice to see Mr. Dubstep voiceover man has a new job[WR] Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond [Alt Ending] Speedrun in 2:35Kainalo2020-12-30 | OSS? More like No SS ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy[WR] Airplane Mode [5h 45mins] Speedrun in 2:03:29Kainalo2020-10-31 | Enjoy my hiccups :))))))))))) Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/kainaloDiabotical/Quake LG Aiming Tutorial Definitive EditionKainalo2020-10-25 | Intro muted rip copyright claims. Satire. Don't be taking it seriously nowMallasmittelöt 6! 3v3 Diabotical Beer-TournamentKainalo2020-10-11 | twitch.tv/videos/766167461 Twitch VOD with better quality Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/kainaloMallasmittelöt #6 Intro TeaserKainalo2020-10-08 | twitch.tv/kainaloDBT : Kainalo too much for Diabotical [FULL HD] bunnyhop movieKainalo2020-09-26 | Intro muted rip copyright claims I go fast in Diabotical. This is obviously a joke so save your words.Diabotical/Quake Circle Jump Tutorial Definitive EditionKainalo2020-09-25 | Intro muted rip copyright claims I'm going to cry if one more person thinks this is serious. It's obviously a jokePolice Response VR: Disturbance [De-escalate the situation] Speedrun in 4.18sKainalo2020-08-20 | ...[PB] Cow Milking Simulator[VR] [100 Nipple Flicks% (1-hand)] Speedrun in 1:27.60Kainalo2020-07-08 | Hello fellow Milkers. Had to do the splits manually afterwards. Oh man the struggle to try to time the splits.[PB] Bad Guys at School [All Missions] Speedrun in 37:06Kainalo2020-06-26 | The game crashes on loading screens a lot. Boo. Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/ikainaloDrug Dealer Simulator [lvl 25 Drugless/No Drugs] Speedrun in 9:53:13 [Old PB]Kainalo2020-05-12 | Basically the full game without dealing drugs Note: The tutorial forces you to sell 3 orders of drugs, so I don't count that as selling drugs just because you cant currently skip it. Also it's lvl25 because that's when you unlock the last thing in the game. Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/ikainaloBaby Shark VR Dancing (Any% Speedrun) in 7:00 [WR]Kainalo2020-04-26 | Quarantine is getting on my nerves. Retimed as I started the timer a bit too early and cut the timer too late. I had to mute my mic because I was crying for the whole durationMirrors Edge in 40.68s [Unofficial WR]Kainalo2020-04-11 | The Medge community is trying to silence me and they keep spreading rumors that this run is spliced and that it's not humanly possible. I know it's a stretch as it beats every Mirrors Edge TAS run there is which makes me literally better than a computer(Even super computer or quantum)
Dude I've waited for this moment for 3 years. I've spent 2.5 years grinding Mirrors Edge offstream and I finally got a run that I'm happy with(I rewatched the run at 0.25x speed and I didn't spot any mistakes.
I doubt this will ever be beatenELDERBORN [Any%] in 30:34[Loadless] by Kainalo [PB]Kainalo2020-02-09 | Really solid run but C2 boss fight messed me up badly...PB for now but as you can see with the 3min timesloss, it's shit. Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/ikainaloSolar Panic: Utter Distress [Any%] in 24:19Kainalo2020-01-29 | Placeholder run to show the general route and time it takes. Timer ends on the foot dropping as after that there's only a 10s autoscroller with walking and dialogue.Psi-Ops [Any%] in 33:35 (PC Loadless)Kainalo2020-01-28 | New WR: youtu.be/3nouZ9JtsYs Some new routing with some clips. Overall "pretty" clean. M5 was kind of a mess though... Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/ikainaloTMNT: OotS [NG+ Co-op] in 55:51 by Kainalo & EpicdudeguyKainalo2020-01-25 | Pretty decent run with my boi Robbie. Karai skip took a bit too long and C1 Helipad skip got a bit too funky :( Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/ikainaloTMNT: OotS [NG+ Solo] in 50:38 [WR]Kainalo2020-01-21 | Actually a decent run finally. Karai skip took a bit longer than usual unfortunately. And some wave fights took a tad too long. Overall happy with this. -- Watch live at twitch.tv/ikainaloTMNT: OotS [NG+ Solo] in 1:08:52 [Old PB]Kainalo2020-01-16 | Really bad Chapter 3. Failed all the skips pretty much. -- Watch live at twitch.tv/ikainaloTMNT: OotS [NG+ Co-op] in 1:10:03 (Kainalo, Epicdudeguy, Timopy, Havrd)Kainalo2020-01-15 | Adjusted timing to start from gaining control to the start of the final cutscene. Unfortunate discord outage at the end of Chapter 3(46:00-53:30), resulting in a huge timeloss (Couldn't communicate how the skips are going or to time PrtSc-clips. But it was the first run and it was late so couldn't bother to reset. -- Watch live at twitch.tv/ikainalo