Uploaded July 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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I just turned 38 and 3 8 in Mandarin is 三八 ("san ba") which Taiwanese people use to mean something like silly goofy ridiculous (not the official translation don't sue me) so this year I'm going to indulge my inner child I don't know how but future Alice can figure that out

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